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Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#19 - OI'M GUNNA WRESLE 'IM! SEE, WHEN YA TAEK HIM BOI THE NECK,… 11/29/2015 on Crickey +5
#35 - Yup. That's how I feel about Anita, except she was a solid 5/1… 11/29/2015 on Realistic Anita 0
#7 - I'd kind of like to woo her, but then again I'm sure she'd jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Crickey +8
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#18 - ronnorc (11/29/2015) [-]
As soon as she pulls down your pants she'd go "BLIMEY TAKE A LOOK AT THAT COCK SHE'S A BEAUT"
The Cockodile Hunter
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#15 - swimmingprodigy (11/29/2015) [-]
*pulls pants down*
"ROIGHT THERES THA LITLE FELLA, IMGUNNA JUMP ON HIM AND GRAB UM WIT ME BARE 'ANDS"
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#19 - notwalkingwaffles (11/29/2015) [-]
OI'M GUNNA WRESLE 'IM!
SEE, WHEN YA TAEK HIM BOI THE NECK, HE CARN'T SPIT ON YE' AND E'S PRETTY 'ARMLESS.
#19 - Yup, and I'd argue that it damn well should be. 11/29/2015 on Realistic Anita 0
#18 - Have you ever disliked somebody pretty so much that they look ugly?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Realistic Anita +8
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#25 - agreatusername (11/29/2015) [-]
Thats a thing you know.
Were attracted to more than just looks.
Initial attraction is always physical, thats just how the world works.
But learning about that person can cause that attraction to grow or die.
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#35 - notwalkingwaffles (11/29/2015) [-]
Yup. That's how I feel about Anita, except she was a solid 5/10 in the first place.
#40 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 11/29/2015 on IT'S LETTERMAN. +1
#271 - Idk, I'm just slightly racist when it comes to birds. Damn… 11/29/2015 on Fixed that truth 0
#30 - A newly escaped vault dweller from vault 101 with perks in sne… 11/27/2015 on You Dead? 0
#3 - Good idea in terms of design, bad idea in terms of engineering…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Save yourself +2
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#12 - SteyrAUG (11/28/2015) [-]
So long as it was built into the bedrock it would take a very long time for erosion to take place.
#7 - someoneforamoment (11/28/2015) [-]
So? All you have to do is wrap the cliffside in concrete and stone. We built the Electrolux dam so we can do this.
#5 - croc (11/28/2015) [-]
My job is to come up with the design, I understand that its feasibility is a second issue
#24 - 8/10 on the sexual scale, but wouldn't have a longer lasting r… 11/27/2015 on Oh God, WHY???! -1
#11 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 11/27/2015 on Pokephile +4
#17 - In that case, don't get married in 3 months. That's a bit … 11/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#25 - Newgrounds introduced me to hentai. No egrets!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Fixed that truth +21
#74 - funkymelon (11/28/2015) [-]
Whats your prob with egrets?
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#271 - notwalkingwaffles (11/29/2015) [-]
Idk, I'm just slightly racist when it comes to birds.
Damn egrets, you're a discount pelican!
#39 - Indeed. Denial is a comfortable impediment against success. 11/27/2015 on What? 0
#86 - Hello darkness my old friend... 11/27/2015 on Building the world's... 0
#14 - Chubby people going on hunger strikes always makes me giggle. 11/26/2015 on Problems in society +4
#13 - Literally make one twist to the last one and it's solved. Mini… 11/26/2015 on (112) +6
#17 - Imagine trash disposal isn't much of a thing. Now imagine … 11/26/2015 on Description 0
#50 - >Ignores middle east >By funding soon-to-be terroris…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on Anon sees injustice in the... +7
#70 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
And at the end of the day, isn't that all that ignoring really is?
#3 - I wish more women went into physics. The women are all che…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on r-post +2
#4 - pyrothermal (11/25/2015) [-]
Kind of glad I became a chemist, then.
But I did it to get out of engineering, because I hated physics. Little did I know that senior year had me get into TONS of physics.
#150 - Which is exactly what I said in my previous post. Why this…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on Beastboy 0
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#173 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
No, no, I'm totally cool with them taking the show and reworking it. I just don't like the fact that they took something really awesome and then just disemboweled it to where only the skin was left, then they sewn the skin onto a far too thick of a frame that moves too much, which makes the skin rip and tear as it moves.

They just got the idea of Teen Titans and threw an entirely different spin on it, making it appeal to the least common denominator.
#143 - Which, in its essence, is a great deal what humor is in the ag…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Beastboy 0
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#149 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
Wonderful World of Gumball is about the same, but they have more interesting characters. They actually have depth. However little it may be.

Their adventures are interesting because it's normally a fresh take on already done ideas.
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#147 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
Yep.

They took the original and revived it so that the millennials would like it. Instead of going for a deep story and interesting characters, they did the opposite. They had unoriginal plot points and wrote the characters to have about as much personality as a paper sack compared to the originals.
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#150 - notwalkingwaffles (11/23/2015) [-]
Which is exactly what I said in my previous post.
Why this is disappointing to us, I get. We wanted the good times with depth and shit.
Why their attempted appeal at a much younger audience is considered a bad thing in general, I don't get.
I understand why everybody hates it, but they're not the target audience any more.
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#173 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
No, no, I'm totally cool with them taking the show and reworking it. I just don't like the fact that they took something really awesome and then just disemboweled it to where only the skin was left, then they sewn the skin onto a far too thick of a frame that moves too much, which makes the skin rip and tear as it moves.

They just got the idea of Teen Titans and threw an entirely different spin on it, making it appeal to the least common denominator.
#44 - Snape kills Dumbledore? 11/23/2015 on Fallout 40K +1
#108 - I beg to differ. I believe the reason people wanted it to …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Beastboy +3
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#142 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
TTG is nothing but a parody of the original Teen Titans. They took all of the personalities and just multiplied the most annoying traits by ten and then have them do literally nothing but killing themselves and acting like complete idiots.

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#143 - notwalkingwaffles (11/23/2015) [-]
Which, in its essence, is a great deal what humor is in the age group 8-12: Exaggerated, simple, monodimensional in personality, repetitive, and self destructive.
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#149 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
Wonderful World of Gumball is about the same, but they have more interesting characters. They actually have depth. However little it may be.

Their adventures are interesting because it's normally a fresh take on already done ideas.
User avatar
#147 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
Yep.

They took the original and revived it so that the millennials would like it. Instead of going for a deep story and interesting characters, they did the opposite. They had unoriginal plot points and wrote the characters to have about as much personality as a paper sack compared to the originals.
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#150 - notwalkingwaffles (11/23/2015) [-]
Which is exactly what I said in my previous post.
Why this is disappointing to us, I get. We wanted the good times with depth and shit.
Why their attempted appeal at a much younger audience is considered a bad thing in general, I don't get.
I understand why everybody hates it, but they're not the target audience any more.
User avatar
#173 - scootabot (11/23/2015) [-]
No, no, I'm totally cool with them taking the show and reworking it. I just don't like the fact that they took something really awesome and then just disemboweled it to where only the skin was left, then they sewn the skin onto a far too thick of a frame that moves too much, which makes the skin rip and tear as it moves.

They just got the idea of Teen Titans and threw an entirely different spin on it, making it appeal to the least common denominator.
#170 - See, that's the problem. Energy is conserved, meaning that… 11/23/2015 on New Planet 0

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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
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User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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