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Gender: male
Age: 23
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Video Games Played: many
X-box Gamertag: afk
PSN: uh uh
Interests: stuff
Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Planet Earth
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Comment Ranking:#996
Highest Content Rank:#10738
Highest Comment Rank:#1008
Comment Thumbs: 5275 total,  6088 ,  813
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#23 - Damn. I'm retarded. 3 hours ago on Songs then and now +2
#6 - Except Heimdahl might've had more important things to watch.  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Thor 0
#13 - dorg (1 hour ago) [-]
Like porn.
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#7 - iwillrulenorway (4 hours ago) [-]
more the case of captain america just not asking I guess.

would have taken 30 seconds and a megical textmessage to sort it out otherwise
#8 - CommonJoo (3 hours ago) [-]
True. Cap just never knew. If he did request it Heimdalh can't really refuse an order from the son of Odin
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#12 - draylon (2 hours ago) [-]
He can Totally refuse, especially if he views it a trivial matter that might interrupt his true duties.
#117 - Nevermind that, I just had a stroke or something, replace the … 4 hours ago on Cowardice 0
#116 - I see. My bad. You see, I can't find a single case in the othe… 4 hours ago on Cowardice 0
#114 - See, now you made the fatal flaw that by not arguing for your …  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Cowardice 0
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#115 - EventHorizon (5 hours ago) [-]
You made the fatal flaw of assuming "you" is directed at you, and not the hyperbolic "you" that's been used as the subject thus far.
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#117 - notwalkingwaffles (4 hours ago) [-]
Nevermind that, I just had a stroke or something, replace the last sentence in my comment with "I can't find a single case where 'you' was not the literal "you" in your original comment."
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#116 - notwalkingwaffles (4 hours ago) [-]
I see. My bad. You see, I can't find a single case in the other comments where you was not in the literal "you" in your original comment.
#14 - Perhaps, since the market for music has been growing as the te… 6 hours ago on Songs then and now +3
#13 - Oh. To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on The new thing 0
#14 - simonhatesfj (7 hours ago) [-]
nope
#11 - Eh, jokes about murder are often humorous.  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on The new thing 0
#12 - simonhatesfj (7 hours ago) [-]
they just don't get my subtle genius
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#13 - notwalkingwaffles (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh.
To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.
#14 - simonhatesfj (7 hours ago) [-]
nope
#35 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 7 hours ago on Thoughts? 0
#4 - He can also be mislead by a distraction, and a powerful sorcer…  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on Thor +7
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#5 - iwillrulenorway (4 hours ago) [-]
bucky was just hiding by normal means though, and in the comics heimdall could find anyone who wasn't hiding using really powerful magic just by thinking of them, so bucky should not have been any trouble at all.
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (4 hours ago) [-]
Except Heimdahl might've had more important things to watch.
#13 - dorg (1 hour ago) [-]
Like porn.
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#7 - iwillrulenorway (4 hours ago) [-]
more the case of captain america just not asking I guess.

would have taken 30 seconds and a megical textmessage to sort it out otherwise
#8 - CommonJoo (3 hours ago) [-]
True. Cap just never knew. If he did request it Heimdalh can't really refuse an order from the son of Odin
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#12 - draylon (2 hours ago) [-]
He can Totally refuse, especially if he views it a trivial matter that might interrupt his true duties.

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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
User avatar #24 - Falkor (10/28/2015) [-]
#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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