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Date Signed Up:3/30/2012
Last Login:9/17/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8501
Highest Comment Rank:#8263
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Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Comments: Faptastic
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Total Comments Made:105
FJ Points:520

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#2 - Well, to begin with, we should address the idea of a stick fig…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Great shot! +165
User avatar #58 - bouazizforever (07/14/2014) [-]
your*
don't hurt me
#49 - rejak (07/14/2014) [-]
whaaat ? and ? That's not funny at all, wtf
#46 - nickandre has deleted their comment.
User avatar #42 - popkornking (07/14/2014) [-]
*your
oh wait
#29 - kanyesfishsticks (07/14/2014) [-]
the new jokeexplain
User avatar #25 - twinnedorphan (07/14/2014) [-]
can you... can you be the teacher of my children when I have them?
#5 - willere (07/14/2014) [-]
Not sure if it's on purpose or not.

(Wrong use of "you're" and "your")
User avatar #7 - exposeyourgenitals (07/14/2014) [-]
how is he supposed to write it? could you give an example?
#14 - willere (07/14/2014) [-]
Also, your (you are) retarded if you couldn't get this joke on you're (replace with my) own.

Why does it keep intense bodyloveing up?!
#17 - willere (07/14/2014) [-]
ahh, i get it now......

you're funny
User avatar #16 - exposeyourgenitals (07/14/2014) [-]
its a filter, don't go kill a small animal. notsafefornsfw also wrote it correctly. switch it up to make it correct
#18 - willere (07/14/2014) [-]
yea, i (finally) figured that out....
User avatar #19 - exposeyourgenitals (07/14/2014) [-]
gotta make the best of admons strange updates
#12 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
your: your retarded -> You are retarded
you're; you're retard is on the loose. -> Run
#15 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
wait, it auto corrects the right sentence to the wrong one just to mess with us? That's just evil.
#41 - franktutskie (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh wow. I just realized that. I never realized that. Until now. Thank you anon.

here's you're prize. will i get banned for this?
User avatar #13 - exposeyourgenitals (07/14/2014) [-]
got you too
#10 - willere has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - exposeyourgenitals (07/14/2014) [-]
got ye again
#8 - willere has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - exposeyourgenitals (07/14/2014) [-]
haha! got ye
#111 - Picture 06/06/2014 on The Shape Of Shame +3
#105 - Picture 06/02/2014 on Cue terrible Nazi puns in... 0
#32 - Comment deleted 04/29/2014 on Michael and Trevor. The... 0
#19 - Is that Die Antwoord?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#28 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
>2014
>Seeing shit like that
>not immediately thinking of Yolandi
#21 - miskatonic (04/29/2014) [-]
Yes
#130 - Picture 03/18/2014 on Shit jokes +8
#27 - I was told by a Hispanic coworker that they typically keep the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Long ass name 0
User avatar #41 - arandomanon (03/17/2014) [-]
Not exactly. We have two surnames, our first one is our father's and the second one is our mother's first. For example if, "María Jiménez Hernández" and "Antonio González Rodríguez" had a son, he would be called "Francisco (random name) González Jiménez (first father's surname + first mother's surname).
#128 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on an asshole +2
#145 - shadowbreech (03/13/2014) [-]
XD One thing I've noticed since reading Manga is regular comics confuse the hell out of me till I realize I'm reading them the wrong way... No joke, just sharing an observation.
#19 - It's a bot on Twitch that reads inputs through the chat. It op… 02/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - Twitch plays Pokemon wanted to turn their Eevee into a Vaporeo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on (untitled) +14
User avatar #18 - roflstorm (02/25/2014) [-]
Wait, is Twitch play Pokemon a youtuber playing pokemon on twitch, or is it something a million fucking people on twitch.
#19 - notsafefornsfw (02/26/2014) [-]
It's a bot on Twitch that reads inputs through the chat. It operates in two modes, Democracy and Anarchy. In Democracy, it has voting periods where it counts up the inputs in the chat (i.e., you type in "down" in the chat and the game counts that as a vote towards hitting the down arrow) and then selects the most popular option. In Anarchy, it just puts the inputs in as they come. Since there are, like, 50 thousand people in the chat and a good number are bots spamming inputs, there ends up being a lot of confusion. At the time of typing this message, they have been going for 13 days of straight gameplay and are... well, they're wandering around Viridian from the looks of it. I'm guessing they've either just gotten the eight badge or are on the way there.
#41 - Picture 12/10/2013 on Scary dog Story +12
#24 - Call of Duty 9: Modern Battletoads 11/10/2013 on Another Gone With the... +7
#41 - Comment deleted 11/10/2013 on I can relate 0
#24 - Picture 09/30/2013 on won my hand in poker last... +1
#56 - The numbers aren't random, they're the number of the post in s… 09/19/2013 on Prediction failure +2
#99 - Hastily made this up in MSPaint just for you. 09/08/2013 on Its time to... +2
#65 - I bought the Retron 3 for about 40 dollars at a used game shop… 08/20/2013 on Hyperkin retron 5 0
#36 - Far Cry 3 07/13/2013 on Only in Australia +5
#18 - Picture 05/21/2013 on Amazing +31
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Happy dogs +3
#95 - drmedic (05/16/2013) [-]
#127 - Awakening. 05/02/2013 on Fire emblem +2
#13 - Except he doesn't reach in and unlock the window. It was alrea…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2013 on High five! +14
#14 - greenwithenvy (03/08/2013) [-]
maybe the window was stuck due to high amounts of air pressure creating a sealed vacuum effect that was too strong for him to break.
User avatar #26 - fatspartan (03/08/2013) [-]
Or maybe he just wanted to break some poor dude's window before robbing him blind because "F*CK YOU, I'M SPIDERMAN!"
#48 - Gonna be honest here. I thought the joke was that he went to g…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Surprise Motherfucker +12
#70 - bloodmachine (01/15/2013) [-]
#71 - bloodmachine (01/15/2013) [-]
#334 - You, sir, are a coward and a ruffian! 12/14/2012 on Colors 'n shit 0
#64 - If you're typing a URL, hitting Ctrl+Enter will automatically …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on tips 0
User avatar #83 - dikslapping (12/06/2012) [-]
How did it set a clickable link for the .com and not funnyjunk
User avatar #66 - rossbelfast (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh cool thanks :)
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#2 to #1 - notsafefornsfw (09/04/2014) [-]
y u do dis
y u do dis
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