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notquitesolidsnake

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Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:4/20/2015
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Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 186 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 187 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Total Comments Made:336
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#3 - Why is it so wrong to at least appeal to women in the way they…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2013 on Faith in Humanity Still... 0
#7 - xseargeantxpainx (11/24/2013) [-]
First off, there is a HUGE difference between being a man who wants to show his feelings to someone he cares about, then there is being a total douche.

As for assuming I'm a "beta" (if not I apologize for the assumption), I have had at least 2 dozen women in my life and at least 4 of them have been my girlfriends. Of course, you don't have to believe me and I won't blame you not to, but when you actually gain enough experience and hang around with enough women, you will realize that what women want are ALOT different than what we think.

These "guys" are not doing this for a specific girl. They are posting publicly trying to gain sympathy and support. In reality, women actually feel sorry for people like this.

Women do NOT prefer assholes, but what they prefer are men who are: Confident, strong, in control, and dominating in certain categories.

I don't need to post facebook or twitter pictures of myself half naked and begging women "Oh take me I'll treat you right and do whatever you want!".
If you want to meet a woman, go to a bar, go meet them at clubs or dancing arenas. Hell meet them in a church for all I care.

These guys are douchebags who will never talk to a girl in real life and will use pictures instead of actually going up to them and asking them.
When a woman sees you approach them and take charge, that shows confidence and a likely chance that you are a strong willed man.

And seeking out sex? they would be lucky to even friend them on facebook let alone meet them in person.

Trust me, from my experience, women want you to approach them in person and not prance around on skype with a fake and obviously staged persona of the "good guy."
#2 - he's dead  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Slipcovers 0
#3 - acidreign (11/08/2013) [-]
aw shit. I didn't even know that.
#6 - devildogpratt (11/08/2013) [-]
he died 8 years ago
User avatar #7 - acidreign (11/08/2013) [-]
yeah i'm a bit slow.
#28 - forgot this heroic bastard, that bromanced the ******* … 09/16/2013 on Depressing... 0
#27 - so yeah **** you op for beating a god damned dead horse…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Depressing... 0
#28 - notquitesolidsnake (09/16/2013) [-]
forgot this heroic bastard, that bromanced the fucking stone to death
#25 - and who can forget this from schlinders list 09/16/2013 on Depressing... 0
#24 - Liam was just a spry young fella at 22 when in 1985 this came out 09/16/2013 on Depressing... +1
#23 - Oh cant forget a good one from 1978 like this 09/16/2013 on Depressing... 0
#22 - Please Explain, to me was it 1994 or 1995 this movie came out 09/16/2013 on Depressing... +1
#21 - Because we all had wolverine in 1989 09/16/2013 on Depressing... 0
#20 - Picture 09/16/2013 on Depressing... 0
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