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    Good animes? Good animes?
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#6350 - Hey bro, this might not be the perfect time, but if you can ma… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#6333 - 23, Waiter, last year of credits at community college before t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6383 - kwanzalord (07/18/2014) [-]
1) don't pay for her...it's her 6th dui. She's gonna do it again, and there goes your savings.
2) see if you can get some kind of deal with the judge. community service...etc.
3) stop sleeping around if you want a girl. Tuck your dick in those pants and hunker down. If I want a girl, I stop having sex. I don't want her thinking I bang everyone and I want it to be better when I finally get her.
4) Man up and just invite her for some hang outs...then increase to a date.
#6372 - Animalkilla (07/18/2014) [-]
don't bitch out on the girl you like.
1) do you have her number? get her number.
2) share unawkward eye contact with her or smile inadvertently from across the room, get her thinking.
3) Text her. a beautiful ice breaker but only gets you so far.
I dont know any more details between you and lady mistress but you pretty much need to just communicate with her wether that be from a distance or up close. your other problems are on you mate.
#6299 - I know the feel man. Fam problems are the greatest aren't they… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#151 - Oh, you didn't hear, i'm so sorry but the cakesters were rever…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on 10/10 +2
User avatar #169 - boomerpyro (04/24/2014) [-]
what about the ones covered in frozen rich milk chocolate?
#206 - Ars nova was cut from 25 episodes to 13 because of budget and … 04/03/2014 on Finale 0
#343 - **notouchingrequired rolled a random image posted in comment… 03/12/2014 on Kid these days 0
#158 - As a man from Texas, we only have two seasons. Cold time and …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Winter is well...run +1
User avatar #211 - Sunburn (03/12/2014) [-]
I enjoy Texas. I make a lot of friends there.
User avatar #204 - mudkipfucker (03/12/2014) [-]
hi
#475 - Found the kid born in the 2000's  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #510 - tkfourtwoone (03/08/2014) [-]
....you're an absolute idiot.
#473 - 91 kid here, I'd invite all 90-95 to rejoice because we got th… 03/08/2014 on (untitled) -1
#158 - >Be nine year old me >Have the blockbuster gaming pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Game Bros +19
User avatar #173 - omfgwargasmx (03/06/2014) [-]
conker made my childhood, my favorite game to date from rare.
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