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Date Signed Up:2/15/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#187 - Maybe he cheated on her 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy -3
#99 - Yeah, things need to be taken in moderation, i didn't mean to … 01/11/2016 on brutal honesty 0
#52 - Is there any good anime about gender swap?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Gender swap +2
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#79 - Thats how you see it man, but that doesnt mean its the only wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on brutal honesty 0
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#88 - djmaryhikineet (01/11/2016) [-]
do note "uncivilized animals who are incapable of life in society" doesn't apply to even half those in jail, its more jail is a place to keep those who broke the law and are being punished by wasting their time for as long as the sentience and try to deter others from doing the same. most people in jail are in on minor offense too, your right about it as a way to hold those who cant follow the rules but that doesn't mean those who cant follow the rules all had the choose to follow them or not. context is key but we tend to forget that and assume everyone is in for rape or murder when most people are only in jail for petty crimes
#83 - Jowi (01/11/2016) [-]
And the more costly...

You're saying you can't see any criminal as being just some regular person who made a wrong decision? That a person who shoplifts is deserving a life sentence just in the hopes it stops them reoffending?

That's just stupid and a society can't survive where every little mistake is punished to the nth degree
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#99 - notjustalurker (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, things need to be taken in moderation, i didn't mean to imply every person who commits every single crime no matter how small should be locked up for life. That would be too extreme.
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#94 - djmaryhikineet (01/11/2016) [-]
mainly b/c then jail would every one in it and then it be the society, it just becomes a normal society just in former societys prisons.
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#23 - He uses it for subejective stuff like "how can you disagr… 01/07/2016 on [ C U R R E N T - Y E A R ] +14
#4 - That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Katana is a bad Sword…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Why the katana is useless -5
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#13 - Darianvincent (01/07/2016) [-]
-unzips katana-
#12 - compadrepie (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, i thought your comment was good
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#10 - mrshrapnel (01/07/2016) [-]
That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Space Marine supersoldier” bullshit that’s going on in 40k right now. Fire Warriors deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Fire Warrior in Kel'shan for 2,400,000 Tau'ler (that’s about 1000 Thrones) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut Terminators with my Fire Warrior. Fire Caste trainers spend years working on a single Fire Warrior and fold him up to a million times to produce the finest soldiers known to the galaxy. Fire Warriors are thrice as strong as Orks and thrice as adaptable as Tyranids for that matter too. Anything a Space Marine can fight through, a Fire Warrior can fight through better. I’m pretty sure a Fire Warrior could easily bisect a Demon Prince Primarch with a simple vertical slash of his knife. Ever wonder why the. Imperium of Man never bothered conquering the Eastern Fringe? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the Greater Good and its Fire Warriors of destruction. Even in The Damocles Crusade, Imperial Guardmen targeted the Fire Warriors first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Fire. Warriors are simply the best soldiers that the Galaxy has ever seen, and thus, require better stats. Here is the stat block I propose for Fire Warriors: And They Shall Know No Fear Points/model 8 WS 5 BS 7 S 4 T 4 W 1 I 4 L 9 SV 3+


Now that seems a lot more representative of the fighting power of Fire Warriors in real life, don’t you think? tl;dr = Fire warriors stronk, imperial piggu go home, Nids can't adapt as fast as us
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#8 - roflcats (01/07/2016) [-]
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Katana is a good sword" bullshit that's going on right now. Bastard Swords deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Bastard Sword in Germany for 10,000 Euros (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Bastard Sword.

European smiths spend years working on a single Bastard Sword and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Bastard Swords are thrice as sharp as Japanese swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a Daisho can cut through, a Bastard Sword can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a Bastard Sword could easily bisect a samurai wearing pieces of wood for armor with a simple horizontal slash.

Ever wonder why Japan never bothered conquering Medieval Europe? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Knights and their Bastard Swords of destruction. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the men with the Bastard Swords first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Bastard Swords are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen.




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#7 - duelknight (01/07/2016) [-]
kek

Nice copy pasta
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#6 - venomousvalentine (01/07/2016) [-]
all these red thumbs lol. its an obvious copypasta
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#5 - lipidregent (01/07/2016) [-]
for those who don't understand the joke

1d4chan.org/wiki/Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20
#46 - His life is not ruined. His sister will have a laugh about him…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Sorry Mods +4
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#90 - sooshishef (01/07/2016) [-]
Except literally everyone is tweeting at her. His life is ruined, and she may even become a laughing stock.
#60 - tehavatar (01/06/2016) [-]
what is your fucking sister like??
#57 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
except its posted on the internet via her twitter. That can have some very serious issues that can show up later. Its one thing for the 4chan thread itself, but since its linked he just fucked himself.

His lfie isnt over, but is going to be far from "a simple laugh". Its going to cause issues between him and his family as well as potentially keep him from getting jobs. As well as any issues that will occur when his sister's friends and such read it.

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