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#6 - what the **** is "hardscoping"?  [+] (39 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Pisses me off +12
User avatar #15 - manofparody (09/11/2014) [-]
Essentially being scoped in longer than 3 seconds on a sniper rifle.
User avatar #13 - cupcakescankill (09/11/2014) [-]
Basically scoping in and waiting for kills.

Different from quickscoping or noscoping which are more active and involve you looking for kills rather than waiting.
User avatar #11 - majinooo (09/11/2014) [-]
using a sniper rifle scope appropriately in a game. I got hate mail for being a "hardscoping no skill fagget" a few times.
#125 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
what is the opposite of hardscoping? isnt hardscoping harder? hence the name haha
User avatar #24 - sptnfouroneseven (09/11/2014) [-]
I got bitched at between rounds of Demolition in MW2 before for it. Because I setup at a choke point outside of one of three exits from their spawn and just put everyone down that came out that way. Almost had Chopper Gunner too before I got flanked by someone actually smart... I then did it again and got my Perfectionist Title thingy at last.
User avatar #12 - nothingatall (09/11/2014) [-]
the only shooter I play at the moment is Planetside, if anyone tries to quickscope, they kinda just get shot to shit
#48 - alexanderh (09/11/2014) [-]
That is an amazing game. As long as your armor is not the most bling thing on the hill, that is.
I've been playing the game on/off since the technical test (just before beta), and when the game was released, I got myself the skull mask (terran republic). I play Heavy Assault as squad leader. Me and my friends (medic, engineer, light assault) were defending The Crown around release, and I was the most bling looking person around. So, every single sniper focused fire on me. This resulted in me constantly getting revived, only to be killed within a second from ten headshots. Was pretty funny. And I also managed to distract the enemy snipers enough that my teammates didn't have to worry about them.
#30 - Pred (09/11/2014) [-]
after a year and half in Planetside...

We have take in account that unlike these console feces, this game has:
-Weapon sway
-cone of fire
-actual time to ADS
... the list goes on and on, but these are the most notable differences

So yeah.. Quickscoping in Planetside is pretty much... nonexistent / suicide
User avatar #32 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
also planetside is more like a real war....well more real than any of the cod and bf games

a sniper trying to run around and getting into close combat gets killed fast

well actually sniper doing what snipers do get killed fast

everybody dies fast

all my friends are dead
User avatar #38 - veirianmayne (09/11/2014) [-]
Eh, it all comes down to planning and tactics.

I like to use bolt actions, red-dot to 3.4x zoom, on Battlefield when playing offensively, or, I'll go sit up somewhere and lead my team in.

That said, mind you, while weaponry always helps, it is never the deciding factor in a war(Excluding WMDs). For proof of that, go look at the traditionalist Scottish Soldiers in WWII, taking on Germans armed with automatic weaponry while sticking to the good old bow and claymore(sword). Those guys got shit done.

As for quicksoping, it is exploiting a aiming feature added to the game, and I hate hearing people say I don't like it 'just because I can't do it'. Of course I can't quickscope in game, I turn off aim assist.
User avatar #34 - commontroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Which faction do you play?

I'm considering starting to play.
User avatar #84 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
terran repuplic. the rebels and the religious nuts will burn in flames.

User avatar #122 - commontroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I think if I make a TR I'll mainly go as a Max with them.
User avatar #129 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
maxes are pretty costy and have a long reuse timer...

but if you want to be heavy class then there is the heavy units.they can get a minigun :3 (its the most satisfying weapon in the game)
User avatar #131 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
you obviously haven't played with the Gauss SAW
User avatar #132 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
oh please. 200 bullets. the satisfying sound of "brbrbrbrbrbrbrt" and people dying left and right

what could top that off?
#133 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
The sweet sensation of hitting a guy in the head with three of yourt 100 rounds per mag with a loud slow firing LMG of course!
#135 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
wow not only you start flashing the colors of those rebel scums you seriously claima slow firing lmg has ANYTHING on rapid firing medium range walking brrbting hunk of destruction that is minigun?

can you be more wrong!
#136 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
suck my freedom terran scum!
#137 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
you dont even know what true freedom is you backwater rebel scum.

the terran republic will destroy you alongside the religious fanatic and erase you from the annals of history.
User avatar #138 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
I have come to realize how ridiccoulussly stupid this argument is
User avatar #139 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
well atleast you nc scum can add one to one then....
User avatar #141 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
ay man what server do you play on?
User avatar #142 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
i cant remember it was ages ago when i last played it...
#143 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
you should definetly play it again, it's improved so much over the last couple of months
User avatar #144 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
will have to see if i find time.im into strategy games atm more than shootters
#35 - Pred (09/11/2014) [-]
NC and NC only, since the first day I got my beta key till this day..
TR is just dakadaka aim in general direction of enemy to win
VS is downright filthy lot of kids who won't use anything unless it's blatantly OP
NC is the star of all the media (see trailer and such) but always gets the short end of the stick and gets hit the hardest with the nerfhammer.

But here's a short quiz that may help you choose:
What sound should a weapon make:
A) pew pew pew
B) tatatatatatata
User avatar #154 - commontroll (09/13/2014) [-]
So, which server do you play on? I made an NC on Emerald.
#155 - Pred (09/13/2014) [-]
Started on Woodman, but due to lost mergesmash (exactly what happens when one server is like "let's give all the shitty outfits you've never heard of a chance" vs server which is like "just take the best outfits untill you fill 240ppl") now named Miller

But things have improved greatly for NC now after the merge, however you'll hardly find a fight that's not 96+ vs 96+ on peak hours.
User avatar #157 - commontroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I made a TR as well on Emerald. Even though we're losing like crazy due to Vanu zerging on the only two continents not locked, it's still fun. I like the music so much more.
User avatar #156 - commontroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, personally I enjoy those big battles thus far. I mean, they're what sets apart PS2 from things like Battlefield.
User avatar #36 - commontroll (09/11/2014) [-]
So I'm wanting to use a weapon that's either semi-auto or slow fire rate, but not a sniper rifle. Essentially like using an M-14 in a modern shooter, so something that hits hard but is still a carbine, so I'm not too far from the action. I'm assuming NC would have that, which class(es) would I want for that kind of weapon?
#37 - Pred (09/11/2014) [-]
that fits NC perfectly, Warden is decent semi-auto rifle and can be used by most classes (lately even medic has access to it)
NC medics have access to assault rifle such as Reaper and NC9 Tross that are low ROF and high damage.

Then of course infiltrators with variety of bolt action sniper rifles and semi-auto rifles if you want higher damage or be able to OHK someone

But generally all default NC armament is slow firing and high damage..

Even the LMG works wonders when used as semi-auto rather than actual LMG.

Of course you will be changing classes ALL the time depending on situation so before you'll be making hundreds of certs (in game currency) on daily basis and have your favorite weapons on all classes, NC has the trait you're looking for
#130 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
and, one of my favourites, the AC-X11, never forget the AC-X11
User avatar #29 - sadaurkar (09/11/2014) [-]
it's a phenomenon that only really occurs in call of duty.
User avatar #7 - cdsams (09/11/2014) [-]
It's the bull shit that COD came up with for platformers that replaced actual aiming by making the scope automatically land on the enemy whenever you aim.
User avatar #9 - schmitty (09/11/2014) [-]
That's called auto aim you dumb shit, and it doesn't put the cross hairs directly on the target, if you're in the general vicinity it will put it close to it. It basically makes your movements more precise, you can turn it off though.
User avatar #8 - nothingatall (09/11/2014) [-]
so auto-aim? or aim-assist? cuz thats been a thing for a long-assed time, my 1st thought was the opposite of quickscoping, as in using the sniper rifles for thier intended purpose
User avatar #10 - schmitty (09/11/2014) [-]
cdsams is wrong, your first thought was correct, hardscoping is essentially the opposite of quickscoping.
#7 - positive feedback 09/04/2014 on Wallpapers - 1920x1080 +49
#33 - bigdaddy is love  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on how you know he's pro +2
#67 - zubris (08/12/2014) [-]
rip n0tail
#32 - Abbadon can be easy as hell, start with the soul ring recipie,… 08/11/2014 on Dota 2 Info/Wallpapers 0
#46 - i like my crabs, I like to think of them as my friends  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on hairball 0
User avatar #47 - smashingprodigy (08/07/2014) [-]
Yes, but when you go out to eat, seafood is out of the question.
#44 - You mean that your pubes don't normally do that?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on hairball +3
User avatar #45 - smashingprodigy (08/07/2014) [-]
Only if they have crabs.
User avatar #46 - nothingatall (08/07/2014) [-]
i like my crabs, I like to think of them as my friends
User avatar #47 - smashingprodigy (08/07/2014) [-]
Yes, but when you go out to eat, seafood is out of the question.
#13 - prefered lookin at the chick over your comment though 08/06/2014 on emma +2
#1 - I have a penis like that  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Cat +196
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#11 - isolovegames (07/30/2014) [-]
A hairy stump that only wants what it can't get/have?
User avatar #12 - isolovegames (07/30/2014) [-]
+ And gets in the way of others constantly?
#8 - stayoutofmyshed (07/30/2014) [-]
#6 - deadfork (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a hairy pussy?
User avatar #5 - triges (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a pussy?
User avatar #3 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your erectile dysfunction.

if its sleepin when you cant avoid stroking it.
User avatar #2 - twillight (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh really? where did you get that?
#230 - for the international yes, just hasnt hit a mainstream niche l…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Not many 0
User avatar #284 - avanger (07/30/2014) [-]
Dude newbee winning wasn't that a big surprise because chinese teams really good at dota 2 i mean some of them even didn't talked with anyone for 1-2 month
#222 - dota has nothing on starcraft though(yet!)  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Not many -2
User avatar #229 - rainbowdemo (07/30/2014) [-]
Well it got bigger prizepool and it has quite a big community like (600 000 players online nonstop)
User avatar #230 - nothingatall (07/30/2014) [-]
for the international yes, just hasnt hit a mainstream niche like Starcraft(See. Korea), It's gonna be huge, just gonna take some time for society(particularly western) to accept gaming as an entertaining thing to watch, also, wtf was with newbee winning
User avatar #284 - avanger (07/30/2014) [-]
Dude newbee winning wasn't that a big surprise because chinese teams really good at dota 2 i mean some of them even didn't talked with anyone for 1-2 month
#152 - tommy and the burn victim 07/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#424 - really? are you in high school? 07/17/2014 on Do you have friends IRL? 0
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#191 - what is "friend?", what is "girl?" 07/16/2014 on Do you have friends IRL? 0
#189 - go back, we don't want you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Do you have friends IRL? 0
User avatar #267 - loonquawl (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it feels like that quite a bit actually.
User avatar #424 - nothingatall (07/17/2014) [-]
really? are you in high school?
#15 - People fall in love with what they think they deserve, looks p… 06/23/2014 on The Ugly Truth +1
#2 - the thing you don't get is that I don't care 06/21/2014 on Truth in advertising -1
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User avatar #12 to #11 - nothingatall ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I forget
#3 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
Lets go bro. ************* already.

User avatar #4 to #3 - nothingatall ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
dun wanna, gonna go play kotor and eat cake
#5 to #4 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
oh, playing games from 2004?    
what a cute little hipster
oh, playing games from 2004?

what a cute little hipster
User avatar #6 to #5 - nothingatall ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
naw, they are just epic games(sidenote, i am a hipster, at least when it comes to gaming, largely due to the fact that it is the only thing i do, and if i couldnt feel superior it wouldnt be nearly as much fun)
#7 to #6 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
... wow, you're really taking this well
... wow, you're really taking this well
User avatar #8 to #7 - nothingatall ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
I think that i am mostly a reasonable and rational person, not to say that I don't have problems(depression, basically haven't done anything productive in my life for 4 years or so etc), but I do quite like starting **** on the internet, especially when the post was as dumb as the one i replied to
#9 to #8 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
Oh, really?

is that so?

my post is dumb?

go check the rest of FJ's opinion. You may grow a bit of brain, and learn two words:

Mod. Mentality
#1 - hueyfreeman (03/23/2012) [-]
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I know what you said.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nothingatall ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
yeah, but i spelled it wrong, and i felt dumb, and dont worry about it, just dont be a twat and ur cool
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