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#6 - as a cook, **** all the people who say they are gluten … 11/16/2014 on To my new gluten free... 0
#14 - that horrible moment when you look at the clock, and you reali… 11/16/2014 on When I peek out of my bed... 0
#69 - skinned alive be everything 11/16/2014 on suffocated by hugs 0
#104 - the knee-boobs, and small boobs is still boobs 11/14/2014 on Windranger 0
#2451 - 21, fry cook, high-school dropout, kissless virgin, afraid of … 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#21 - i thought u meant the boobs  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Windranger 0
User avatar #99 - sladee (11/13/2014) [-]
what boobs?
User avatar #104 - nothingatall (11/14/2014) [-]
the knee-boobs, and small boobs is still boobs
#20 - not sure balanar "likes" anyone 11/13/2014 on Windranger 0
#19 - wr carry is op as **** , gimmie dat solo offlane, and su… 11/13/2014 on Windranger 0
#18 - femshep is best ginger, cuz femshep, lina is hot, but hard to …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Windranger 0
User avatar #112 - akhar (11/16/2014) [-]
Bruh, Femshep is a redhead. And how is Lina hard to define as a ginger? Her hair is very orange, and WR refers to her as a ginger.
#40 - Ron Swanson lastname 11/11/2014 on Hey +1
#9 - Calamari is squid, typically deep fried, its good if its cooke… 11/07/2014 on the beak from a giant squid +24
#33 - yeah, but at 5'8", a chick who is 6'+ isn't even gonna see me 11/07/2014 on VS 0
#10 - Picture 11/07/2014 on Healing Shock! +1
#1 - Carry omni is best omni  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Healing Shock! +2
#9 - donkeyporker (11/06/2014) [-]
Omniknight is my waifu. I am a filthy omnisexual, trans-support dota player.
#10 - nothingatall (11/07/2014) [-]
#13 - I also have a personality that drives most people away, someth…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Attractiveness +17
User avatar #49 - emiyashirou (11/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry. I have the type of personality that makes people dislike me before they've even spoken to me or even been in the same vicinity as me.
#57 - im 20, but apparently i look 25-30 and sound 30-40 11/03/2014 on tfw 0
#7 - Batman 11/02/2014 on The "who would you pick" game -1
#15 - 21 /w father Line cook no no no no … 10/16/2014 on Lets Play a Game +1
#50 - Ive seen way more pudges call mid and **** the bed though 10/14/2014 on That is MY LANE 0
#1 - i wake up at 3pm and go to bed from 8-10 am the next day, i ge… 09/30/2014 on happens to me all the time +1
#138 - its so spicy 09/28/2014 on My favorite Mr. Fantastic... +1
#22 - 1930, too lazy for screenshots, tf2 is sad at just over 1000 09/21/2014 on Future of Gaming 0
#6 - thats a pretty weak neckbeard  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Would you like to play with... +2
User avatar #10 - nat (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah only a lvl 8 i just finished with the friend-zone tutorial, and im about to go into the "athiesm and how it can benifit internet discussions" missions,
#12 - the only shooter I play at the moment is Planetside, if anyone…  [+] (29 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Pisses me off +11
#48 - alexanderh (09/11/2014) [-]
That is an amazing game. As long as your armor is not the most bling thing on the hill, that is.
I've been playing the game on/off since the technical test (just before beta), and when the game was released, I got myself the skull mask (terran republic). I play Heavy Assault as squad leader. Me and my friends (medic, engineer, light assault) were defending The Crown around release, and I was the most bling looking person around. So, every single sniper focused fire on me. This resulted in me constantly getting revived, only to be killed within a second from ten headshots. Was pretty funny. And I also managed to distract the enemy snipers enough that my teammates didn't have to worry about them.
#30 - Pred (09/11/2014) [-]
after a year and half in Planetside...

We have take in account that unlike these console feces, this game has:
-Weapon sway
-cone of fire
-actual time to ADS
... the list goes on and on, but these are the most notable differences

So yeah.. Quickscoping in Planetside is pretty much... nonexistent / suicide
User avatar #32 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
also planetside is more like a real war....well more real than any of the cod and bf games

a sniper trying to run around and getting into close combat gets killed fast

well actually sniper doing what snipers do get killed fast

everybody dies fast

all my friends are dead
User avatar #38 - veirianmayne (09/11/2014) [-]
Eh, it all comes down to planning and tactics.

I like to use bolt actions, red-dot to 3.4x zoom, on Battlefield when playing offensively, or, I'll go sit up somewhere and lead my team in.

That said, mind you, while weaponry always helps, it is never the deciding factor in a war(Excluding WMDs). For proof of that, go look at the traditionalist Scottish Soldiers in WWII, taking on Germans armed with automatic weaponry while sticking to the good old bow and claymore(sword). Those guys got shit done.

As for quicksoping, it is exploiting a aiming feature added to the game, and I hate hearing people say I don't like it 'just because I can't do it'. Of course I can't quickscope in game, I turn off aim assist.
User avatar #34 - commontroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Which faction do you play?

I'm considering starting to play.
User avatar #84 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
terran repuplic. the rebels and the religious nuts will burn in flames.

User avatar #122 - commontroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I think if I make a TR I'll mainly go as a Max with them.
User avatar #129 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
maxes are pretty costy and have a long reuse timer...

but if you want to be heavy class then there is the heavy units.they can get a minigun :3 (its the most satisfying weapon in the game)
User avatar #131 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
you obviously haven't played with the Gauss SAW
User avatar #132 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
oh please. 200 bullets. the satisfying sound of "brbrbrbrbrbrbrt" and people dying left and right

what could top that off?
#133 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
The sweet sensation of hitting a guy in the head with three of yourt 100 rounds per mag with a loud slow firing LMG of course!
#135 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
wow not only you start flashing the colors of those rebel scums you seriously claima slow firing lmg has ANYTHING on rapid firing medium range walking brrbting hunk of destruction that is minigun?

can you be more wrong!
#136 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
suck my freedom terran scum!
#137 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
you dont even know what true freedom is you backwater rebel scum.

the terran republic will destroy you alongside the religious fanatic and erase you from the annals of history.
User avatar #138 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
I have come to realize how ridiccoulussly stupid this argument is
User avatar #139 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
well atleast you nc scum can add one to one then....
User avatar #141 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
ay man what server do you play on?
User avatar #142 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
i cant remember it was ages ago when i last played it...
#143 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
you should definetly play it again, it's improved so much over the last couple of months
User avatar #144 - angelious (09/11/2014) [-]
will have to see if i find time.im into strategy games atm more than shootters
#35 - Pred (09/11/2014) [-]
NC and NC only, since the first day I got my beta key till this day..
TR is just dakadaka aim in general direction of enemy to win
VS is downright filthy lot of kids who won't use anything unless it's blatantly OP
NC is the star of all the media (see trailer and such) but always gets the short end of the stick and gets hit the hardest with the nerfhammer.

But here's a short quiz that may help you choose:
What sound should a weapon make:
A) pew pew pew
B) tatatatatatata
User avatar #154 - commontroll (09/13/2014) [-]
So, which server do you play on? I made an NC on Emerald.
#155 - Pred (09/13/2014) [-]
Started on Woodman, but due to lost mergesmash (exactly what happens when one server is like "let's give all the shitty outfits you've never heard of a chance" vs server which is like "just take the best outfits untill you fill 240ppl") now named Miller

But things have improved greatly for NC now after the merge, however you'll hardly find a fight that's not 96+ vs 96+ on peak hours.
User avatar #157 - commontroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I made a TR as well on Emerald. Even though we're losing like crazy due to Vanu zerging on the only two continents not locked, it's still fun. I like the music so much more.
User avatar #156 - commontroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, personally I enjoy those big battles thus far. I mean, they're what sets apart PS2 from things like Battlefield.
User avatar #36 - commontroll (09/11/2014) [-]
So I'm wanting to use a weapon that's either semi-auto or slow fire rate, but not a sniper rifle. Essentially like using an M-14 in a modern shooter, so something that hits hard but is still a carbine, so I'm not too far from the action. I'm assuming NC would have that, which class(es) would I want for that kind of weapon?
#37 - Pred (09/11/2014) [-]
that fits NC perfectly, Warden is decent semi-auto rifle and can be used by most classes (lately even medic has access to it)
NC medics have access to assault rifle such as Reaper and NC9 Tross that are low ROF and high damage.

Then of course infiltrators with variety of bolt action sniper rifles and semi-auto rifles if you want higher damage or be able to OHK someone

But generally all default NC armament is slow firing and high damage..

Even the LMG works wonders when used as semi-auto rather than actual LMG.

Of course you will be changing classes ALL the time depending on situation so before you'll be making hundreds of certs (in game currency) on daily basis and have your favorite weapons on all classes, NC has the trait you're looking for
#130 - skomakernikolai (09/11/2014) [-]
and, one of my favourites, the AC-X11, never forget the AC-X11
User avatar #29 - sadaurkar (09/11/2014) [-]
it's a phenomenon that only really occurs in call of duty.
#8 - so auto-aim? or aim-assist? cuz thats been a thing for a long-…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Pisses me off +2
User avatar #10 - schmitty (09/11/2014) [-]
cdsams is wrong, your first thought was correct, hardscoping is essentially the opposite of quickscoping.


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User avatar #12 to #11 - nothingatall (06/08/2013) [-]
I forget
#3 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
Lets go bro. ************* already.

User avatar #4 to #3 - nothingatall (05/03/2012) [-]
dun wanna, gonna go play kotor and eat cake
#5 to #4 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
oh, playing games from 2004?    
what a cute little hipster
oh, playing games from 2004?

what a cute little hipster
User avatar #6 to #5 - nothingatall (05/03/2012) [-]
naw, they are just epic games(sidenote, i am a hipster, at least when it comes to gaming, largely due to the fact that it is the only thing i do, and if i couldnt feel superior it wouldnt be nearly as much fun)
#7 to #6 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
... wow, you're really taking this well
... wow, you're really taking this well
User avatar #8 to #7 - nothingatall (05/03/2012) [-]
I think that i am mostly a reasonable and rational person, not to say that I don't have problems(depression, basically haven't done anything productive in my life for 4 years or so etc), but I do quite like starting **** on the internet, especially when the post was as dumb as the one i replied to
#9 to #8 - youcame (05/03/2012) [-]
Oh, really?

is that so?

my post is dumb?

go check the rest of FJ's opinion. You may grow a bit of brain, and learn two words:

Mod. Mentality
#1 - hueyfreeman (03/23/2012) [-]
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I know what you said.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nothingatall (03/23/2012) [-]
yeah, but i spelled it wrong, and i felt dumb, and dont worry about it, just dont be a twat and ur cool
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