But water is cheap. Bottled water (unbelievable that people buy this) costs ≈ $3 in Norway.

In Norway we have special taxes for alcohol, which makes all our beer insanely expensive.

Yeah, I think I can buy beer an water for about the same, unless you go for the fancy 'special water', and i couldn't tell you what that costs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

thats some good weed ur on kiddo

Ah... fair enough

I just thought it was due time, someone gave cracked.com the credits they deserve! - It was the first funny-site I ever used + learning is a sideeffect!

to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its fuckin bullshit

Ah... fair enough

It's good... healthy, maybe the world needs it

dunno bout the world, but I certainly do, I ain't getting any action

to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its fuckin bullshit

Ah... fair enough

Just slightly less intuitive i think, which would likely bring on what you said

meh, I can live with more porn, I like porn

It's good... healthy, maybe the world needs it

dunno bout the world, but I certainly do, I ain't getting any action

to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its fuckin bullshit

Ah... fair enough

Ahh cranial explosions... what would the world be without you

boring, probably more porn

Just slightly less intuitive i think, which would likely bring on what you said

meh, I can live with more porn, I like porn

It's good... healthy, maybe the world needs it

dunno bout the world, but I certainly do, I ain't getting any action

to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its fuckin bullshit

Ah... fair enough

True, seeing as there would have to be a universe where none of this is possible at all because that's what someone wanted...

that MOTHERFUCKER! he made THIS universe...

yes, this line of thought will make your brain explode, it's a good time , I suggest you bring alchohol

Ahh cranial explosions... what would the world be without you

boring, probably more porn

Just slightly less intuitive i think, which would likely bring on what you said

meh, I can live with more porn, I like porn

It's good... healthy, maybe the world needs it

dunno bout the world, but I certainly do, I ain't getting any action

to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its fuckin bullshit

Ah... fair enough

Someone start the creation of a mutiverse traveller... i don't care if it's impossible GET TO WORK

amen, the capability for everyone(and I do mean everyone, in a literal sense) to find the perfect universe for themselves, at any given time, its pretty fuckin epic, too bad its impossible, and unrealistic even if it were possible(wtb living in a higher dimension, 7-9 would be awesome)

True, seeing as there would have to be a universe where none of this is possible at all because that's what someone wanted...

that MOTHERFUCKER! he made THIS universe...

yes, this line of thought will make your brain explode, it's a good time , I suggest you bring alchohol

Ahh cranial explosions... what would the world be without you

boring, probably more porn

Just slightly less intuitive i think, which would likely bring on what you said

meh, I can live with more porn, I like porn

It's good... healthy, maybe the world needs it

dunno bout the world, but I certainly do, I ain't getting any action

to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its fuckin bullshit

Ah... fair enough

he should have just used a glock...

and you shake it all up