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#55 - Souichi's saga is by far my favorite of Ito's work. 15 hours ago on You guys wanna have an... 0
#54 - **** yeah, based Junji Ito. 15 hours ago on You guys wanna have an... 0
#161 - It's easy as **** if you have Solaire and lightning pine resin. 22 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#142 - *sigh* You really ******* can't. 04/25/2015 on Are you feeling it now, Mr.... +1
#5 - When I was a child, my mom watched Paula Dean a whole ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on sweet jesus 0
User avatar #13 - demandsgayversion (04/25/2015) [-]
I used to get ASMR from awesome music or when cool shit happened in movies, but lately it only happens when I make it happen, which is usually whenever. Also when I pee with a full bladder. But since I get it so much, I don't really care about it - it's not too pleasant.
User avatar #8 - Garblestickleshlop (04/25/2015) [-]
I know what you mean and for some reason if certain people (including Paula Deen) said the word "mistake" for me. Also, the sound of heels on gravel and long nails on a keyboard.
User avatar #7 - dsendz (04/25/2015) [-]
This shit happens to me all the time and I didn't know it had a name.
#2 - Honestly though the Old Testament has got some ******* …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Old Testament +46
#4 - angelious (04/25/2015) [-]
i think god was going through his "experimental emo" phase during old testament before finding weed..that lead directly to the new testament
User avatar #6 - funpunk (04/25/2015) [-]
What comic is that? He'll come back in 3 days, so it's not like anything can really kill him.
User avatar #7 - angelious (04/25/2015) [-]
god is dead.

its a decent comic. it starts with all of the old gods coming back to earth and waging war on each other. this causes einstein,hawkings, carl sagan and two others to team up in order to stop them.

and then shit gets weird.
User avatar #8 - funpunk (04/25/2015) [-]
Nice. Was my joke accurate, and Jesus does come back, or does he stay dead (at least until the Third Coming, I guess).
User avatar #9 - angelious (04/25/2015) [-]
actually he was hitting the fourth coming already...

and are you about to read it? or can i just spoil it??

jesus and the part he plays is pretty vital part to the story so...
User avatar #10 - funpunk (04/25/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm good. I'll pick it up someday.
User avatar #11 - angelious (04/25/2015) [-]

so tl:dr humanity is nearly destroyed thanks to the god war. then jesus comes back. but the local black batman kills him. but he gets better and resurrects anybody that died and removes death from the world. this doesnt sit well with people because the world is still fucked up and now there are a ton of people wandering around that cant die no matter what (but they cant regen from anything either) so jesus just creates his own paradise(full of weed and shit) in india and chills out there.

until his ex girlfriend talks to him about how people not dying is bad. but jesus knows that since he cant die,nobody else can(something about not being able to reverse it) so deux ex dragon (who quite literally is deux ex machina of the story..) he also angsted about having given everything he has for humanity and still needing to give more.despite not being able to appears and is like "lol i can kill you" so jesus heals up one more chick and then this happens. atm he is constantly being reborn and burning up in the dragons stomach in eternal pain. as his final sacrifise to humanity

all and all he was maybe the most chillest of all gods in the book.
User avatar #12 - funpunk (04/25/2015) [-]
Dang. I mean, does he ever get saved when someone kills the dragon? Or is it still going? Or is he just trapped forever in the dragon?
User avatar #13 - angelious (04/25/2015) [-]
as off now he is still being tortured inside the dragon.

but considering most gods have died and come back like three times now...i wouldnt be surprised if he did get saved...but atm the quota is that he stays there for eternity. for humanitys sake.

and ye the comic book is still going.
#8 - I am a white person and I can confirm that we do, in fact, lov… 04/25/2015 on Best Anime Ever +2
#15 - Lol that gif though. Basically what my first encounter with Ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Are you feeling it now, Mr.... 0
#138 - aerosol (04/25/2015) [-]
can't stop the rock
User avatar #142 - notguitaraddict (04/25/2015) [-]

You really fucking can't.
#14 - I've seen that movie like 7 times, ****** top notch. 04/24/2015 on Forrest Grump +2
#27 - Who the **** is forcing you to listen to their complain… 04/24/2015 on Friendzone +1


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User avatar #20 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
****** profile gear

User avatar #21 to #20 - notguitaraddict (03/08/2015) [-]
the **** are you doing on my profile
User avatar #22 to #21 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
searching for a guitar addict for my jihad
User avatar #23 to #22 - notguitaraddict (03/08/2015) [-]
You're out of luck. I've been clean from guitars for years now. Hence the name.
User avatar #24 to #23 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
why you stopped playing guitars?
User avatar #25 to #24 - notguitaraddict (03/08/2015) [-]
Because I was addicted!

Nah but seriously though I love playing guitar. I used to have an account called guitaraddict but then I deleted it. Made a bet that I could roll an image and it wouldn't be a pony, and if it was, I had to delete my account. Alas, I rolled a pony. So here I am.
User avatar #26 to #25 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
oh wow man.

i also did bet if i rolled a pony i get banned for a whole 2 month.

and by luck a mod banned me for rolling a pony

sometimes rolls are assholes
User avatar #27 to #26 - notguitaraddict (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, my roll gambling days are long gone.
User avatar #28 to #27 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
oh well nice to meet you

i saw you on religion. so watch yooself
User avatar #29 to #28 - notguitaraddict (03/08/2015) [-]
Watch myself? Why?
User avatar #30 to #29 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #31 to #30 - notguitaraddict (03/08/2015) [-]
You're really weird.
User avatar #14 - gandaalf (12/05/2014) [-]
hey should i do shrooms ?
User avatar #15 to #14 - notguitaraddict (12/05/2014) [-]
that's your decision, not mine
User avatar #16 to #15 - gandaalf (12/05/2014) [-]
ever tried them ?
User avatar #18 to #17 - gandaalf (12/05/2014) [-]
don't think i'm going to do it then
User avatar #19 to #18 - notguitaraddict (12/05/2014) [-]
cool beans
User avatar #13 - notguitaraddict (02/07/2014) [-]
note to self
Jerry Brudos
User avatar #9 - vincento (11/28/2013) [-]
sorry ;__;
User avatar #10 to #9 - notguitaraddict (11/28/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #11 to #10 - vincento (11/28/2013) [-]
accidentally flagged on of your comment
unflagged it right after but still
User avatar #12 to #11 - notguitaraddict (11/28/2013) [-]
lol it's cool man
User avatar #7 - spelly (07/30/2013) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #8 to #7 - notguitaraddict (07/30/2013) [-]
I'll deck u m8
User avatar #4 - watermelonmcnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
nice profile picture.
User avatar #5 to #4 - notguitaraddict (05/11/2013) [-]
thanks dude
User avatar #6 to #5 - watermelonmcnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
you're welcome :)
#2 - nakeddaddy (12/30/2012) [-]
Hello son.
User avatar #3 to #2 - notguitaraddict (12/30/2012) [-]
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