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Date Signed Up:12/15/2012
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#17 - Picture 19 hours ago on Punchline 0
#52 - Thanks for making me imagine ramming myself into a cactus with… 19 hours ago on Would you date her? +3
#59 - God damn son. 19 hours ago on Glitch Hop 0
#280 - Currently playing Dark Souls I, and the online PVP system is p… 23 hours ago on Stories of a Dark Souls 2... 0
#23 - I'm honored beyond words. 05/22/2015 on Hammer comp +3
#37 - Honestly though the feelsiest moment in that whole game for me…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/22/2015 on You gotta belive... it's... +9
User avatar #46 - nikentakadisker (05/22/2015) [-]
Wait you can shoot the maggot off his head?
User avatar #96 - newdevyx (05/22/2015) [-]
You can kill the maggot from the other side of the door with poison mist, so he won't be corrupted. The speculation goes that he is the one that lights the flame and you will become the dark lord.
User avatar #97 - nikentakadisker (05/22/2015) [-]
I knew that stuff it's why I am almost always max ranked Chaos servant
#65 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
no you can only kill all the maggots before he gets there, then he helps you fight gywn.
#47 - flamingbungholio (05/22/2015) [-]
doubt it. Not knocking it, but highly, highly doubt it.
User avatar #48 - nikentakadisker (05/22/2015) [-]
SAme here because it sounds so far fucking fetched.
#49 - flamingbungholio (05/22/2015) [-]
Better be safe than sorry and just do the door thing.

>door thing
User avatar #50 - nikentakadisker (05/22/2015) [-]
I always shunt out the 30 humanity. Im usualy pretty underleveled fro some end game boss fights so having solaire fighting gwyn with me helps
User avatar #101 - pizzaweed (05/22/2015) [-]
I shunted out the humanity and no path opened.. What am I doing wrong?
User avatar #113 - nikentakadisker (05/22/2015) [-]
THat happened tome before once aswell. I think it opened after i went the none shortcut path. After the centipede solaire was sittingat the bonfire and instead of talking to him i went to her bonfire and went and killed the maggot. Normally you go up the shortcut and straight to the centipede
User avatar #44 - supervizor (05/22/2015) [-]
That's why you always give Quelaag's sister 30 Humanity to open the gate and kill that maggot before it fucks Solaire's brains. And because Quelaag's sister is more feelsy than Sif for me, I will never kill her...
#127 - feelsy (18 hours ago) [-]
feelsy..
User avatar #91 - scarredwolf (05/22/2015) [-]
i picked the ring as my starting gift, my friend had told me she was mute.
god that was sad, really makes you guilty after you go in there with her sisters blood still on you sword, i swear i gave every fucking humanity i had, the solaire thing was just an afterthought. poor girl....
User avatar #92 - thesovereigngrave (05/22/2015) [-]
Not to mention she's probably the sweetest and most kind-hearted character in the game.
User avatar #93 - scarredwolf (05/22/2015) [-]
she gave her sight, mobility, and eventually life for a bunch of hollows,
girl was fucking saint
so good in fact that she made kurt "good" (he still killed people like billy-oh but he did it to help her so definite improvement.)
User avatar #94 - thesovereigngrave (05/22/2015) [-]
You mean Kirk? Because I just looked him up and learned that he apparently is a Chaos Servant. That's a little tidbit of lore I was unaware of.

I need to go back and play Dark Souls some more, I never actually finished it.
User avatar #98 - scarredwolf (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah, haven't played in a while is all
interestingly if you defeat him every time he invades (3 times i think) you can find a body with his Armour lying at the end of the corridor where the fair lady is.
vaatividya does some really good lore videos if your interested in knowing more
the one on the sisters: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRbZVx6SuOE
#36 - Meh His death is necessary in your acquiring the lord soul…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on You gotta belive... it's... 0
User avatar #59 - hydraetis (05/22/2015) [-]
You can let him leave though. The only thing that you have to kill him for is his soul.
User avatar #85 - sketchE (05/22/2015) [-]
its been rum ored since the game came out but you cant
#9 - Yeah, but imagine this **** 05/21/2015 on Coughs +3
#9 - You succeeded. 05/21/2015 on Fallout +48
#7 - And people today think the syrup you use for lean gets you …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Coughs +30
User avatar #8 - xapplemanx (05/21/2015) [-]
codeine can get you pretty fucked up
User avatar #18 - freakyorange (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, but people don't make lean for codeine. They make it for the DXM (Dextramethorphan), which is a powerful Hallucinogen in large doses, and it's OTC. Lean is actually really bad because it contains Tylenol (Acetaminophen) which is very harmful when used at anything higher than the recommended dosage. What they should really do to make lean is get Robotussin DM tablets and disolve them because that shit is basically pure DXM.

In short, what they're doing is glorified robotripping.
#57 - ninjatofu (05/22/2015) [-]
yea but robotripping sucks too cuz you have the WORST hangover of your life. Personally I like codeine I don't feel like it kills my body like robo or promethazine.
User avatar #65 - freakyorange (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, that does tend to be a downside to it, but I've never had a hangover from alcohol or from robotripping, so I like it. I also only do it once every few months, it's not healthy to do it a lot because it's technically overdosing.
User avatar #10 - mookiea (05/21/2015) [-]
Codeine is shit tier, get the stuff with hydrocodone in it instead.
User avatar #9 - notguitaraddict (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, but imagine this shit

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User avatar #20 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
****** profile gear

User avatar #21 to #20 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
the **** are you doing on my profile
User avatar #22 to #21 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
searching for a guitar addict for my jihad
User avatar #23 to #22 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
You're out of luck. I've been clean from guitars for years now. Hence the name.
User avatar #24 to #23 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
why you stopped playing guitars?
User avatar #25 to #24 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Because I was addicted!



Nah but seriously though I love playing guitar. I used to have an account called guitaraddict but then I deleted it. Made a bet that I could roll an image and it wouldn't be a pony, and if it was, I had to delete my account. Alas, I rolled a pony. So here I am.
User avatar #26 to #25 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
oh wow man.

i also did bet if i rolled a pony i get banned for a whole 2 month.

and by luck a mod banned me for rolling a pony

sometimes rolls are assholes
User avatar #27 to #26 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, my roll gambling days are long gone.
User avatar #28 to #27 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
oh well nice to meet you

i saw you on religion. so watch yooself
User avatar #29 to #28 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Watch myself? Why?
User avatar #30 to #29 - syrianassassin (03/08/2015) [-]
hehehehe
User avatar #31 to #30 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
You're really weird.
User avatar #14 - gandaalf (12/05/2014) [-]
hey should i do shrooms ?
User avatar #15 to #14 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
that's your decision, not mine
User avatar #16 to #15 - gandaalf (12/05/2014) [-]
ever tried them ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #18 to #17 - gandaalf (12/05/2014) [-]
hmm...
don't think i'm going to do it then
User avatar #19 to #18 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
cool beans
User avatar #13 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
note to self
Jerry Brudos
User avatar #9 - vincento (11/28/2013) [-]
sorry ;__;
User avatar #10 to #9 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #11 to #10 - vincento (11/28/2013) [-]
accidentally flagged on of your comment
unflagged it right after but still
User avatar #12 to #11 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
lol it's cool man
User avatar #7 - spelly (07/30/2013) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #8 to #7 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I'll deck u m8
User avatar #4 - watermelonmcnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
nice profile picture.
User avatar #5 to #4 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
thanks dude
User avatar #6 to #5 - watermelonmcnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
you're welcome :)
#2 - nakeddaddy (12/30/2012) [-]
Hello son.
User avatar #3 to #2 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
HI DAD
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