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Unpopular opinion ahead:

It was fucking awful. It panders to those who have fun doing the most pointless and gimmicky stuff. I played it for about 2 hours before being bored as hell.

Not even close to the truth. It has more content.

The problems were the somewhat lack of gameplay improvements, as well as how the freedom felt restricted.

"Content" in Just Cause 2 outside of the story is equal to finding some stupid collectibles that barely affected the game, some mediocre races, and chaos objects that were considerably harder to find with the limited map. Not to mention how these would take much longer to do due to lack of firepower and travel speed, which was a non-issue in JC3.

Here's a list of things Just Cause 2 had that Just Cause 3 didn't have:

- A sprint button
- Pointless health upgrades
- Pointless vehicle upgrades
- Pointless gun upgrades
- An economy that put a damper on gameplay

Here's a list of things Just Cause 3 has that Just Cause 2 didn't have:

- Tanks
- Bomber planes
- Tethering with force
- Challenges that weren't races
- Ability to collect every vehicle
- Collectibles that unlock things
- Upgradable equipment
- A wingsuit
- Bavarium weaponry and vehicles
- Mario fucking Frigo

Of course, there are also general improvements to physics, variety and graphics, but those are to be expected.

I loved the fuck out of Just Cause 2, but apart from the Air-Propulsion gun, there isn't anything I miss from Just Cause 2. A lot of the games are somewhat tedious activities, with the only difference that they take considerably less time in JC3.

Those aren't tanks, they are armored vehicles. But fair enough, let's assume they are; they were not prevalent in the game. You can get to Heat Level 5 and they still never show up. The Razorback can be bought, but at the expense of cash, and it's not a very useful vehicle overall.

As for the parachute, you can say what you want, but the Wingsuit takes away the need for that "momentum boost".

And areas =/= content. Just Cause 2 had 300 settlements with nothing to do with, Just Cause 3 had 130 that actually held some usefulness. Just Cause 2 loses in how little there is to actually do, apart from just flying around and shooting people. Something that is very much prevalent in JC3.

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