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Date Signed Up:3/10/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Nevada
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Content Ranking:#1678
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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#98 - - Free shipping, homie.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Maltesers 0
#103 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Or we can go to any store and buy Whoppers, then reassess our taste in candy, because they are disgusting.
#127 - Studio C and BYU mentioned. Swell with Book of Mormons and LOB… 11/22/2014 on I have never laughed so much 0
#77 - That's pretty awesome, Bro. Congratulations! 11/22/2014 on Sm4sh 0
#54 - - They're not all d-bags. 11/21/2014 on Cats welcoming soldiers home. +13
#112 - Mormon Seminary, or the other kind? 11/18/2014 on 90% of Christians 0
#2 - It's $2.79 where I live.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2014 on OCD Love +6
User avatar #84 - meganinja (11/15/2014) [-]
Filled up for $2.49 this morning.
User avatar #53 - peanutmonkey (11/14/2014) [-]
$2.76 over here
User avatar #9 - perunamakkaraa (11/14/2014) [-]
around 7.9 dollars where i live

Finland
User avatar #3 - theshrekening (11/13/2014) [-]
It's like 2.99 on average over here (RI/MA)
User avatar #5 - geothermal (11/13/2014) [-]
i got a bp visa and on 1 day of every other month i can get gas for 10 cents a gallon

get on my level plebs
User avatar #6 - theshrekening (11/13/2014) [-]
You're still going to BP for gas, which, at least in my area, is grossly overprices compared to Shell and other stations.
User avatar #15 - damping (11/14/2014) [-]
Mobil is always the most expensive in my opinion.
User avatar #7 - geothermal (11/13/2014) [-]
Thats probably bullshit considering most gas stations compete and try to keep below eachothers prices all day. For my entire town, the variance in gas prices is usually within 1-3 cents.
User avatar #8 - theshrekening (11/14/2014) [-]
-shrugs- I'm just saying that's how it is in my city.
#24 - I work for bank, and literally have to sign documents no less … 11/13/2014 on Goddamn it Nixon +8
#2006 - Motivation, I like food, and I have a crack in my spine that p… 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#1998 - You're awesome! Thanks, man.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2842 - ludislavonac (11/13/2014) [-]
No problem dude, I hope you make some good progress
#677 - Age: 22 Job: Banking Problem: Getting married to a 10/…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family +2
User avatar #780 - ludislavonac (11/13/2014) [-]
Don't want to go to a gym? Want cheap way of working out? Need motivation? If that's the case my friend go to a torrent website and download P90X3 deluxe, it's a set of workout videos by Tony Horton, best home workout you'll find anywhere. All you need is a pull up bar (really cheap to find) and some dumbells (also not expensive) and you're fully equipped. As for motivation, the trainer is simply amazing and funny. Be warned though, the first month will be difficult as fuck for you, it's the same for everyone.
Also you'll need to change your diet, first thing to do - go to www.myfitnesspal.com/ or download their free droid/ios app and start counting your calorie intake, if you keep at it you'll get the hang of what to eat and what not to, I'd also suggest reading up a bit on eating/cooking whole foods.
Those two things worked out for me, lost about 20 lbs (10kg) in about 3.5 months.
I hope I helped you a bit here, good luck man.
#1998 - notaboss (11/13/2014) [-]
You're awesome! Thanks, man.
User avatar #2842 - ludislavonac (11/13/2014) [-]
No problem dude, I hope you make some good progress
User avatar #686 - YouDaBest (11/13/2014) [-]
Hey there! Why do you seem to be having trouble with it? Lacking of motivation?

Maybe you need a specific training plan. Then don't really have to think about being active and what you'll do, just get to follow the plan. Secondly could join a club or team for your favorite sport, would certainly make things more fun and drive your motivation!

Also if you need motivation, how about find an activity you can do with your partner? Could be more fun together and then you always have your motivation right beside you!

Lastly, don't stress about impressing her. If she's been with you for 5 years, no longer any need to show off. She loves you for who you really are!

Best of luck with your fitness! Really hope you can make some improvements that you take pride in
#2006 - notaboss (11/13/2014) [-]
Motivation, I like food, and I have a crack in my spine that prevents too strenuous of activities. But I like your ideas. I'm definitely going to look into it. You guys are awesome! Thanks. (:
#43 - When you calm down 11/11/2014 on It's the little things... -1
#613 -    ▲ ▲  ▲ 11/03/2014 on A Secret revealed 0
#17 - Dude, you get me. 10/23/2014 on but what if the first... +2
#20 - Picture 10/16/2014 on Sads +2
#6 - If punctuation was a drug, this person would be sober.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Stand off +1
#7 - qun (10/16/2014) [-]
you seem like the kind of person who'd like this
#84 - Min-Liangs fw 09/16/2014 on clap clap clap +2
#7 - IT Crowd is best crowd.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Milk +14
User avatar #10 - harbingerwolf (09/10/2014) [-]
Mother flippers better know...
#239 - I enjoy my Logitech. Comfortable, small, and responsive.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Poor PC Gamer Picks 0
User avatar #251 - slashtrey (09/10/2014) [-]
ok
#22 - To crush a man's skull like a sparrow egg between their thighs. 09/07/2014 on (untitled) +7
#105 - "vaginas" 09/05/2014 on Double standards. It's... +7
#46 - Lost it at "put it on the menu" 09/05/2014 on Club Penguin Bans +3
#49 - $2,000,000 in twenties. Not bad. 08/21/2014 on I couldn't afford a table +2
#165 - Or so you think.... 08/20/2014 on Blaze Before Reading +2
#97 - I live in Las Vegas. Most buffets average $30+ per person. 08/12/2014 on anon goes to a chinese buffet 0
#24 - To be fair, this is a 2004 Ford.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on The Google +7
#25 - nignogatron (08/06/2014) [-]
I would blow someone for a car like that.
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User avatar #7 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#5 - themanwithnoplan (07/10/2011) [-]
i was gonig on here to steal your comment virginity, but to find someone has already done it, and that person was me
User avatar #1 - themanwithnoplan (05/07/2011) [-]
Its funny because you lost about 200 comment thumbs in 8 comments.
Also, comment virginity be gone!
#2 to #1 - notaboss (05/07/2011) [-]
I know :/ Not many people understood what I was trying to point out.
User avatar #3 to #2 - themanwithnoplan (05/07/2011) [-]
Actually, it wasn't the subject, more of the delivery.
#4 to #3 - notaboss (05/08/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose. Oh well, they're just thumbs. ;D
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