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#422 - I can agree with your logic to a certain degree, but when you …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
#431 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
Again, it depends on how you look at the statistics. Other countries have way higher violent crime rates than the US, but murder is lower. It also has to do with where murder is likely to happen - bigger cities. The US has almost 200 cities with over 200,000 people, most countries have an entire order of magnitude (power of ten) less. I am also just assuming your stats are correct, being to lazy to check them right now, but most of the report I have heard on the news have to do with gun violence rather than murder rates, and that is not synonymous (take the example of some of the new town kids that were shot but didn't die). Again, I am just throwing things out there - I don't think any legislation will come of this simply because the nearest they can get it to the floor is April and the hype will have died down.
User avatar #441 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Interesting points. But there is a quote I've heard before.

There are three types of lies. Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

I am aware I've been throwing around my fair share of them too, but I've think we've reached a point where neither of us care to really look deeper into the subject's statistics seeing as how there is another group of statistics that can disprove it.

I personally am ok with people having guns so long as we have more regulations and restrictions.
#448 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
I hate that quote...It implies statistics are lies, where as the truth is you just have to know how to look at them to see what they really say...oh well, personal issue.
User avatar #460 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Well it's been fun having a controlled and reasonable debate with you but I am tired and can no longer brain. Good day
#413 - I don't know if this website is completely accurate, but if it…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
User avatar #425 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
its hard to compare when they are using different years. this is called selective evidence. picking statistics from a good year for GB and a bad year for the US is bad science. no argument could be formed wither way
User avatar #429 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Ergo my stating that it probably wasn't very accurate. However, this is the first time I have heard someone say that Great Britain had the highest murder rate of first world countries. I have heard the same about the U.S. many more times.
Plus, Great Britain is not the only country with gun restrictions. Many countries in Europe like the Netherlands have high restrictions on guns with extremely low homicide rates.
Sorry for the novel.
User avatar #436 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
http://www. nationmaster .com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita
according to this they actually have a high murder rate. at least in 2006. i will detract my statement however. what i said was based off of a stateemt i heard but hadnt researched myself. many people who say america has the most only refer to gun murders and likely just see gun death and bunch them together. many of those deaths are accidental. lumping accidental death and homicide together is just wrong.
#435 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
If isn't the highest murder rate (I don't know of care) I can tell you it has a much higher incidence of violent crime in general, even though it has less gun crime.
User avatar #445 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I think the Netherlands has some of the lowest crime rates in the world, but I didn't check that. If you want to look it up and prove me wrong be my guest. As for the rest of them, I'm not sure... However, I would prefer violent crimes to higher homicide rates.
#553 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Standards...We don't have them +3
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#395 - I would say that there is a huge difference in those two results.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! +3
User avatar #406 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
GB has the highest murder rate of first world countries. guns are restricted there
User avatar #413 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I don't know if this website is completely accurate, but if it is you would be wrong...
fleshisgrass.wordpress.com/2012/07/24/us-and-uk-murder-rate-and-weapon-updated/
User avatar #425 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
its hard to compare when they are using different years. this is called selective evidence. picking statistics from a good year for GB and a bad year for the US is bad science. no argument could be formed wither way
User avatar #429 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Ergo my stating that it probably wasn't very accurate. However, this is the first time I have heard someone say that Great Britain had the highest murder rate of first world countries. I have heard the same about the U.S. many more times.
Plus, Great Britain is not the only country with gun restrictions. Many countries in Europe like the Netherlands have high restrictions on guns with extremely low homicide rates.
Sorry for the novel.
User avatar #436 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
http://www. nationmaster .com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita
according to this they actually have a high murder rate. at least in 2006. i will detract my statement however. what i said was based off of a stateemt i heard but hadnt researched myself. many people who say america has the most only refer to gun murders and likely just see gun death and bunch them together. many of those deaths are accidental. lumping accidental death and homicide together is just wrong.
#435 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
If isn't the highest murder rate (I don't know of care) I can tell you it has a much higher incidence of violent crime in general, even though it has less gun crime.
User avatar #445 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I think the Netherlands has some of the lowest crime rates in the world, but I didn't check that. If you want to look it up and prove me wrong be my guest. As for the rest of them, I'm not sure... However, I would prefer violent crimes to higher homicide rates.
#383 - I'd say it's much easier to shoot a man than beat/strangle/sta…  [+] (20 new replies) 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! +6
User avatar #453 - counteractive (01/13/2013) [-]
A school in china the same day the Sandy Hook shooting took place. 22 children and teachers slashed. A year prior to that a similar knife attack in china took somewhere around 50 (That includes injured, not all dies, but neither do all in shooting sprees).
#476 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
That incident in China was a large assault, but seeing as no one died its not a massacre. The question is still stands.
User avatar #486 - counteractive (01/13/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_attacks_in_China_(2010%E2%80%932012)

The above cases only pretain to reported chinese attacks only. Some cases resulted in no casualties, some had many fatalities. The cases do not relate to any incidents outside of china.
#420 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
Probably sometime before the Boston Massacre, where a tyrannical government was met with stones, and the citizens lost. Kind of like the police state we have now, which is why so much advocacy for the 2nd amendment.
#484 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
You have a police state because the authorities whose job it is to keep the peace are having a hard time because so many people with guns are trying to disturb it. If people were less likely to shoot each other and/or the police the police would relax a little. They aren't so menacing here in NZ because its rare for them to get hurt (though it does happen)
#410 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
The real question is how many people total are killed with knives vs guns (don't know the answer, not really relevant to the point I am making). Asking about massacres is ad miseracordium (spelling? - an appeal to emotions) because we seem to care more about people's deaths if several die at once rather than spread out over the year.
User avatar #422 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I can agree with your logic to a certain degree, but when you look at other 1st world nations they don't have nearly as many homicides. What they do have is better gun control.
#431 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
Again, it depends on how you look at the statistics. Other countries have way higher violent crime rates than the US, but murder is lower. It also has to do with where murder is likely to happen - bigger cities. The US has almost 200 cities with over 200,000 people, most countries have an entire order of magnitude (power of ten) less. I am also just assuming your stats are correct, being to lazy to check them right now, but most of the report I have heard on the news have to do with gun violence rather than murder rates, and that is not synonymous (take the example of some of the new town kids that were shot but didn't die). Again, I am just throwing things out there - I don't think any legislation will come of this simply because the nearest they can get it to the floor is April and the hype will have died down.
User avatar #441 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Interesting points. But there is a quote I've heard before.

There are three types of lies. Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

I am aware I've been throwing around my fair share of them too, but I've think we've reached a point where neither of us care to really look deeper into the subject's statistics seeing as how there is another group of statistics that can disprove it.

I personally am ok with people having guns so long as we have more regulations and restrictions.
#448 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
I hate that quote...It implies statistics are lies, where as the truth is you just have to know how to look at them to see what they really say...oh well, personal issue.
User avatar #460 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Well it's been fun having a controlled and reasonable debate with you but I am tired and can no longer brain. Good day
User avatar #386 - ronyx (01/13/2013) [-]
Same day the massacre at the middle school some dude in asia went into a school with a knife. Nobody was killed but a few kids got slashed.
User avatar #395 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I would say that there is a huge difference in those two results.
User avatar #406 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
GB has the highest murder rate of first world countries. guns are restricted there
User avatar #413 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I don't know if this website is completely accurate, but if it is you would be wrong...
fleshisgrass.wordpress.com/2012/07/24/us-and-uk-murder-rate-and-weapon-updated/
User avatar #425 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
its hard to compare when they are using different years. this is called selective evidence. picking statistics from a good year for GB and a bad year for the US is bad science. no argument could be formed wither way
User avatar #429 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Ergo my stating that it probably wasn't very accurate. However, this is the first time I have heard someone say that Great Britain had the highest murder rate of first world countries. I have heard the same about the U.S. many more times.
Plus, Great Britain is not the only country with gun restrictions. Many countries in Europe like the Netherlands have high restrictions on guns with extremely low homicide rates.
Sorry for the novel.
User avatar #436 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
http://www. nationmaster .com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita
according to this they actually have a high murder rate. at least in 2006. i will detract my statement however. what i said was based off of a stateemt i heard but hadnt researched myself. many people who say america has the most only refer to gun murders and likely just see gun death and bunch them together. many of those deaths are accidental. lumping accidental death and homicide together is just wrong.
#435 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
If isn't the highest murder rate (I don't know of care) I can tell you it has a much higher incidence of violent crime in general, even though it has less gun crime.
User avatar #445 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I think the Netherlands has some of the lowest crime rates in the world, but I didn't check that. If you want to look it up and prove me wrong be my guest. As for the rest of them, I'm not sure... However, I would prefer violent crimes to higher homicide rates.
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#70 - Hi, I just feel like dumping some stuff I learned in history. … 01/10/2013 on Civil War +2
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User avatar #250 - awesomanium (01/01/2013) [-]
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**remsaman rolls 799**
User avatar #127 - remsaman (01/01/2013) [-]
._.
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User avatar #89 - yumbero (01/01/2013) [-]
"Take out that vehicle with your helmet"



Right away sir?
#392 - Herp derp. This issue can be explained and solved with the con… 12/17/2012 on It had to be said +1
#8 - And then an hour later  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on story of my life +67
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User avatar #38 - dubstepforme (12/17/2012) [-]
Fuck.. is this a thing now? the trollface ones were annoying.
#44 - notmadguy (12/17/2012) [-]
#30 - Your face when it was the 4.8  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Witty Title +5
User avatar #37 - illegalartist (12/13/2012) [-]
it was four 8/10's, meaning there were 5 girls total
#36 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
There wasn't a 4,8/10. There were 4 times 8/10...
#72 - Dude, I was Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter for Halloween 11/01/2012 on Honest Abe +1
#76 - MFW after seeing this comic when I was Abraham Lincoln Vampire… 11/01/2012 on Halloween for Adults +1
#298 - There is not a single ******* way that this is he…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Japanese survival show -19
#316 - thegreenwenie (09/15/2012) [-]
#105 - One of the only benefits of an above ground pool 09/05/2012 on White People 0
#141 - If every childbirth resulted in the death of the parent, would…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/05/2012 on Feels.... 0
User avatar #145 - navestotwo (09/05/2012) [-]
Actually it'd mean it would stay static.

2-1 = 1
2-1 =1---> 1+1 = 2 then 2-1=1
2-1 =1----> 1+1=2 then 2-1= 1


and so forth.

User avatar #156 - sogotuber (09/05/2012) [-]
Not all the cubones would survive to evolve and mate....so noshitholmes has a point.
User avatar #157 - navestotwo (09/05/2012) [-]
That is true, but then again you have your "Baby booms" and "Baby dooms"


If you think that way, then how did humanity survive in the medieval century, when almost every mother died during birth because of infection or other symptoms. Survival and mating is not just a single factor but also environment and plentiful females.
User avatar #162 - sogotuber (09/05/2012) [-]
*medieval ages.

It was longer than 100 years. And the prerequisite here is that EVERY cubone's mother has to die for a cubone to have it's signature skull...meaning that the ratio of cubones to dead mother has to be 1:1. Whereas in the medieval ages, not all mother's died. We have the royalty, who are bound to have access to better treatment than peasants. And even so, I don't think almost every mother's of peasants died on childbirth. I think it was a common phenomenon, but I don't think it was so rampant.



So in my opinion, we'll have a declining population of cubones here. But then again it's a fictional world so really anything goes.:-) Where does all the kinetic/heat/psychic energy required by the Pokémon come from? But can't really say much against Pokémon either...let's not ruin the magic with science!
User avatar #163 - navestotwo (09/05/2012) [-]
Indeed sir, but then you're argument also brings to light why the cubone is damn hard to find. and thank you for the correction my brain is full of $!@#!$#$# today.
User avatar #164 - sogotuber (09/05/2012) [-]
Haha it's quite cool.
#142 - thatonecommunist (09/05/2012) [-]
On another note, what happens when it has twins?

do they share half of the skull?
User avatar #146 - navestotwo (09/05/2012) [-]
I believe they fight to the death.
#148 - thatonecommunist (09/05/2012) [-]
OH SHIT, BRO, I'VE GOTTA SEE THIS.
I'D FEEL BAD AFTERWARDS

BUT THIS HAS TO HAPPEN.
User avatar #149 - navestotwo (09/05/2012) [-]
Yes indeed...yes indeed.....
#160 - anonymous (09/05/2012) [-]
:0 this...fucking this....
User avatar #161 - navestotwo (09/05/2012) [-]
I swear it's like fighting with a ditto.
#35 - Do you press the eye to turn the computer on? 09/04/2012 on Forever alone PC case 0
#51 - It looked like he was wearing a cowboy hat. 09/02/2012 on God +12
#51 - He also grew 5 times bigger 09/02/2012 on Witch Trials 0
#360 - Why did it ever exist?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Christians:1 0
User avatar #362 - TheFixer (09/01/2012) [-]
check a couple comments down you will find out that actually this show was of devil spawn, and the devil is a crafty troll.
User avatar #375 - crafty (09/01/2012) [-]
I think you're doing that on purpose
User avatar #378 - TheFixer (09/01/2012) [-]
not my fault your name is crafty i appologize if this some how inconviences you
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User avatar #31 - bostpost (08/24/2012) [-]
preferably cocaine...it would be expensive but OP knows alot of guys.
#86 - Swag originally meant **** that you'd steal. 08/22/2012 on The only acceptable use of... -2
#12 - And then... 08/18/2012 on It's not premature +37
#101 - >What happens if I take off the mask? >It would be v… 08/16/2012 on Bane +10

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