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#95 - I always saw Master Chief and Samus being more on par  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Love in Chains +2
User avatar #100 - salts (03/22/2013) [-]
what would cortana say about that?
User avatar #101 - noshitholmes (03/22/2013) [-]
Cortana was more Chief's mom
User avatar #102 - salts (03/22/2013) [-]
never thought of it that way..but playing the games there was always tension between the two
User avatar #103 - noshitholmes (03/22/2013) [-]
That's kind of what the book said at least
User avatar #105 - salts (03/22/2013) [-]
ah yes the books..lets face it those books where decent (i never read them all but the matched up with the storyline farily well between the books and game)..except when it came to halo 4's pre-release mini series compared to the halo reach book, although id follow the books over the mini series.
User avatar #106 - noshitholmes (03/22/2013) [-]
I didn't go that far, but I thought they were pretty good when I read them a few years ago.
#53 - Hi just got back on. I normally don't bother to reply to comme…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Independent thought 0
User avatar #54 - allamericandude (03/22/2013) [-]
I didn't cite Twilight for any particular reason--I certainly didn't mean it as an insult--I was just thinking of recent popular "mainstream" books and those two were the first ones I thought of.
#34 - Oh yea, isn't that the one where the guy transfers thoughts to…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on Independent thought +1
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#32 - I don't like to hate things without giving reasons, so here ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2013 on Independent thought 0
User avatar #47 - allamericandude (03/15/2013) [-]
1) The characters don't have depth because depth has been deprived of them. That's the whole theme of the book.
2) You're supposed to think the setting is weird or extreme. She's using this extreme environment to demonstrate the philosophy of individualism vs. collectivism. It's not supposed to be read like a normal story like Twilight or Harry Potter.
User avatar #53 - noshitholmes (03/22/2013) [-]
Hi just got back on. I normally don't bother to reply to comments this old, but the fact that you referenced twilight insulted me. This argument being as old as it is, I won't respond with a reasonable counter, but I would like to ask that you strike the reference to twilight
User avatar #54 - allamericandude (03/22/2013) [-]
I didn't cite Twilight for any particular reason--I certainly didn't mean it as an insult--I was just thinking of recent popular "mainstream" books and those two were the first ones I thought of.
#29 - Yes, definitely  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2013 on Independent thought 0
#30 - urbemarmis (03/15/2013) [-]
wow. that must be a steaming rectangular prism full of shit then
#32 - noshitholmes (03/15/2013) [-]
I don't like to hate things without giving reasons, so here are a few.
1. The characters don't really have any depth. They're just what you'd expect a normal person to be like under extraordinarily bs circumstances. Which leads me to my second problem.
2. The setting is fucking dumb. It's one of those stories where communism mystically takes over the whole world and everyone follows suit without complaint or resistance

There are more reasons but I don't feel like writing any more.
User avatar #47 - allamericandude (03/15/2013) [-]
1) The characters don't have depth because depth has been deprived of them. That's the whole theme of the book.
2) You're supposed to think the setting is weird or extreme. She's using this extreme environment to demonstrate the philosophy of individualism vs. collectivism. It's not supposed to be read like a normal story like Twilight or Harry Potter.
User avatar #53 - noshitholmes (03/22/2013) [-]
Hi just got back on. I normally don't bother to reply to comments this old, but the fact that you referenced twilight insulted me. This argument being as old as it is, I won't respond with a reasonable counter, but I would like to ask that you strike the reference to twilight
User avatar #54 - allamericandude (03/22/2013) [-]
I didn't cite Twilight for any particular reason--I certainly didn't mean it as an insult--I was just thinking of recent popular "mainstream" books and those two were the first ones I thought of.
#23 - I want to go down as saying that this was probably the worst b…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/15/2013 on Independent thought -1
#52 - slenderwolf (03/15/2013) [-]
It's ripe with metaphor. It isn't a story really but a depiction of a dystopian society in which all think it is perfect only because they have fooled themselves into thinking so to cope with the oppression of their free will.....or something.
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#34 - noshitholmes (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh yea, isn't that the one where the guy transfers thoughts to the kid and it's a take on communism or something? I read that a long time ago, but I'd still say it's better than Anthem if I remember correctly, because it at least had a somewhat realistic approach to how communism could work. People had opinions and lives, but pathways were chosen for them, ect...
Anthem was straight up dystopian nightmare bullshit. It was mildly racist, and reasonably crazy Grandpa's version of how communism works.
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#28 - urbemarmis (03/15/2013) [-]
worse than the catcher in the rye?
#45 - allamericandude (03/15/2013) [-]
Hey! Don't you dis that book...
User avatar #29 - noshitholmes (03/15/2013) [-]
Yes, definitely
#30 - urbemarmis (03/15/2013) [-]
wow. that must be a steaming rectangular prism full of shit then
#32 - noshitholmes (03/15/2013) [-]
I don't like to hate things without giving reasons, so here are a few.
1. The characters don't really have any depth. They're just what you'd expect a normal person to be like under extraordinarily bs circumstances. Which leads me to my second problem.
2. The setting is fucking dumb. It's one of those stories where communism mystically takes over the whole world and everyone follows suit without complaint or resistance

There are more reasons but I don't feel like writing any more.
User avatar #47 - allamericandude (03/15/2013) [-]
1) The characters don't have depth because depth has been deprived of them. That's the whole theme of the book.
2) You're supposed to think the setting is weird or extreme. She's using this extreme environment to demonstrate the philosophy of individualism vs. collectivism. It's not supposed to be read like a normal story like Twilight or Harry Potter.
User avatar #53 - noshitholmes (03/22/2013) [-]
Hi just got back on. I normally don't bother to reply to comments this old, but the fact that you referenced twilight insulted me. This argument being as old as it is, I won't respond with a reasonable counter, but I would like to ask that you strike the reference to twilight
User avatar #54 - allamericandude (03/22/2013) [-]
I didn't cite Twilight for any particular reason--I certainly didn't mean it as an insult--I was just thinking of recent popular "mainstream" books and those two were the first ones I thought of.
#9 - Did you really just say "Im fucking done" I'm fu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on This is a Classic +4
User avatar #10 - spikes is cool (03/12/2013) [-]
Did you just say "did you just say?"
I'm so outta here
#27 - I could have sworn this was going to be another ditto post 02/25/2013 on He Came +10
#10 - Picture 02/24/2013 on 9 putts into one hole -1
#14 - Eye see what you did there 02/19/2013 on Eye problems. +3
#245 - ok, I have a slightly lowered faith in this site now... 02/18/2013 on That Awkward Moment.... 0
#242 - Politics aside, may I just say that that was obvious? This pai…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2013 on That Awkward Moment.... 0
User avatar #244 - oddesy (02/18/2013) [-]
Check out the link.
Last time, an entire clusterfucking shitstorm from the very bowels of posiden himself merged with a assclown rageparty forged in cthulhus colon.
I'm here to halt that hit like the third Reich.
#245 - noshitholmes (02/18/2013) [-]
ok, I have a slightly lowered faith in this site now...
#10 - Better love story than Twilight No shit 02/14/2013 on More And More Feels +8
#97 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on Sir Snappington. 100% OC 0
#102 - DoktorDarkface Comment deleted by noshitholmes
#40 - That actually gave me feels, but I don't know if a gay man w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Waprincessessess +1
User avatar #44 - OldSnake (01/31/2013) [-]
They're on opposites of the color spectrum, so it would make sense.
#70 - I'm so happy to see other people appreciate this game! 01/31/2013 on total war gamers +1
#32 - Stop trying to bring politics onto the internet. That never wo…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Just a kiss +21
#137 - lamaswithhats (01/23/2013) [-]
Because people don't know shit about it! People think since a black man is the president he must be so hood and chill. He's fucking imbarising! It makes me sad to be in this great country and have him represent it.
#33 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
Especially when hes just plane wrong and the majority of presidential scholars rank him in the top 15
User avatar #51 - captainromance (01/23/2013) [-]
9/11 jokes are plane wrong
#37 - dalnaregon (01/23/2013) [-]
He's* Plain* and you're stupid. He made a point to stop the argument, and you tried starting it back up. Also, Anon is a coward. Want to bring up political view points and hides behind his anonymity.
#68 - Picture 01/21/2013 on Sexism +7
#228 - Yea, fuck you for stealing and not giving credit.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on More Badass Than You. +19
#249 - mechaemperor (01/21/2013) [-]
**mechaemperor rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Intense Xylophone Kid ** This x1000
#28 - Strangely enough, I don't have this picture in my reaction folder yet. 01/19/2013 on Truth! 0
#24 - Picture 01/13/2013 on Cutest Thing You'll Ever Read +23
#460 - Well it's been fun having a con troll ed and reasonable debate… 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
#445 - I think the Netherlands has some of the lowest crime rates in … 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
#441 - Interesting points. But there is a quote I've heard before. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
#448 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
I hate that quote...It implies statistics are lies, where as the truth is you just have to know how to look at them to see what they really say...oh well, personal issue.
User avatar #460 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Well it's been fun having a controlled and reasonable debate with you but I am tired and can no longer brain. Good day
#429 - Ergo my stating that it probably wasn't very accurate. However…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
User avatar #436 - sketchE (01/13/2013) [-]
http://www. nationmaster .com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita
according to this they actually have a high murder rate. at least in 2006. i will detract my statement however. what i said was based off of a stateemt i heard but hadnt researched myself. many people who say america has the most only refer to gun murders and likely just see gun death and bunch them together. many of those deaths are accidental. lumping accidental death and homicide together is just wrong.
#435 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
If isn't the highest murder rate (I don't know of care) I can tell you it has a much higher incidence of violent crime in general, even though it has less gun crime.
User avatar #445 - noshitholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
I think the Netherlands has some of the lowest crime rates in the world, but I didn't check that. If you want to look it up and prove me wrong be my guest. As for the rest of them, I'm not sure... However, I would prefer violent crimes to higher homicide rates.

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