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#1 - aad tahay ***** dameer jawaan 01/12/2016 on Let's learn Somali! +14
#2 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Dark Souls 2 Has Bad Hit Boxes +54
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#42 - europe (01/12/2016) [-]
This applies to Dark Souls in 99% of the cases, the Bed of Chaos for instance being one of the 1%
Dark Souls II however is just riddled with bullshit
#69 - arkamedies (22 hours ago) [-]
the bed of chaos is not hard
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#70 - europe (22 hours ago) [-]
He isn't particularly hard, he's artificially difficult, meaning any challenge that he poses is due to bullshit
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#43 - bendingtimeisgood (01/12/2016) [-]
I thought one of the hardest parts of the game was the Four Kings. But, I'm on my second playthrough, and I haven't gotten to the Bed of Chaos for a second time yet.
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#77 - scruffpants (22 hours ago) [-]
On my first NG+ I found the four Kings extremely difficult, but at least Seath will forever be the easiest Great Soul.
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#79 - bendingtimeisgood (22 hours ago) [-]
Relative to how strong your character should be to get to him, he's probably one of the easiest in the game.
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#56 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
here is a guide on how to defeat the 4 kings

step one: equip painting guardian set
step two: attack.

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#64 - commoncrunch (01/12/2016) [-]
>Painting Guardian
>Not Witch Beatrice set for safety strats

C'mon man, I like challenge, not suicide.
#104 - bibbity (17 hours ago) [-]
Not particularly useful for the first playthrough though.
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#65 - angelious (23 hours ago) [-]
panting ninja armor is enough to turn the entire fight into a joke.there is literally no reason to get anything else.

just about all of their attacks deal magic dmg and painting guardian set has very high magic res as well as being light armor. easy peasy lemon squeezy.


if you cant beat them easily while wearing painting guardian set then you need to git gud.
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#66 - mniteshumyum (23 hours ago) [-]
Or you could tank it up with havels. I didnt know about the painting guardians set. After dying loads of fucking times. Wore havels tool every hit and kicked ass. Fat rolling was a dick though
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#67 - angelious (23 hours ago) [-]
no thanks.

id rather have my fast rolls rather than being over emcumbered. plus havels set only has marginally more magic defense than painting set.
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#44 - europe (01/12/2016) [-]
It's not that the Bed of Chaos is hard per se, it's just that the entire fight is artificially difficult
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#45 - bendingtimeisgood (01/12/2016) [-]
The only artificial difficulty I felt in the Four Kings fight was that stupid ass bullshit homing missile thing.
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#46 - europe (01/12/2016) [-]
Those can be dodged with little difficulty
The massive hands of the Bed of Chaos on the other hand, not so much.
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#47 - bendingtimeisgood (01/12/2016) [-]
Fucking how? I'd dodge them pretty easily, but they'd curve back around and hit me, and no matter how many times I dodged, they just kept going until I took the hit.
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#73 - scorcho (22 hours ago) [-]
better timing bro.
other than that, just get high magic resist armor and a good dps weapon and rush them down as fast as you can.
#48 - europe (01/12/2016) [-]
Never had issues with them curving back, really
Besides, you should be wearing a ton of armor either way for the fight, so it's not like they'll hit hard
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#49 - bendingtimeisgood (01/12/2016) [-]
I was wearing silver knight leggings and armor. I wanted to avoid fat rolling.
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#50 - europe (01/12/2016) [-]
Then you'd be taking a fair blow, especially if you hadn't upgraded them
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#51 - bendingtimeisgood (01/12/2016) [-]
Only to +1. What mid-late game armor do you normally use?
#55 - rainbowblast (01/12/2016) [-]
Btw they are weak to fire and lightning so buy some pine resins
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#53 - europe (01/12/2016) [-]
Elite is always fine
Either silver or black knight for aesthetics and the fact that they don't weigh a ton while also being upgraded with twinkling titanite is convenient
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This is why I loved Family Guy. Because they did no other would do....
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#320 - oleebest (01/06/2016) [-]
New civ 5 mod. Looks legit
#319 - oleebest (01/04/2016) [-]
To day in history class we will teach about our supreme unmortal leader gandi and how he made india a super power by 2023 and how he took over the world with nukes and overpopulated the earth with city's and people and last but not least how he made the world a better place when he introduced designated ******* streets for every city.
#318 - oleebest (01/01/2016) [-]
Jews did it! I told you so! But did you listen?
#315 - oleebest (12/16/2015) [-]
We need trump's help to build a wall to hold the the Islamic state of Sweden out of norway
#316 to #315 - norwegianlolz (12/17/2015) [-]
let's just become an island
that way we won't need to watch the wall...

Swedistan won't take us down!
#312 - oleebest (12/11/2015) [-]
when you want to visit **** and your gf is home
#311 to #310 - oleebest (12/10/2015) [-]
W0000t. Can you summone up to 4 people at once in ds3? :s
#307 - oleebest (12/09/2015) [-]
Give them Sweden so we can nuke Sweden
#313 to #307 - enlightednatzie (12/12/2015) [-]
Kill yourself tbh
#308 to #307 - norwegianlolz (12/09/2015) [-]
Sweden isn't even a nordic country anymore
#306 - oleebest (12/08/2015) [-]
I can't wait for dark souls 3. It looks so promising!
#303 - oleebest (12/06/2015) [-]
If lord of the rings where made of retards
#304 to #303 - norwegianlolz (12/06/2015) [-]
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>implying lord of the rings wasn't made by retards
#301 - oleebest (12/06/2015) [-]
How to get all the ladys
#300 - oleebest (12/04/2015) [-]
This can be useful
#299 - oleebest (12/04/2015) [-]
one puuuuuuuuunch!!!
#317 to #299 - norwegianlolz (12/21/2015) [-]
one punch indeed
#297 - oleebest (12/02/2015) [-]
After match
#296 - oleebest (12/02/2015) [-]
That guy who invades us
#293 - oleebest (12/02/2015) [-]
Yfw when you belive your father build can kill my fast build.
#294 to #293 - norwegianlolz (12/02/2015) [-]
Mfw I'm invading your world
#295 to #294 - oleebest (12/02/2015) [-]
My health when kill you in dark souls
#298 to #295 - norwegianlolz (12/02/2015) [-]
when you counter my attack and barely takes any hp
#292 - oleebest (12/01/2015) [-]
when you play too much fallout and don't respond to my msg's
#321 to #292 - norwegianlolz (01/08/2016) [-]
when you are using the entire day not gaming with me
#291 - oleebest (11/30/2015) [-]
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**oleebest rolled image**no må du ta igjen erlend på dark souls. eg har hjolpe han med den ene bossen.
#290 - oleebest (11/30/2015) [-]
fish be like " what are you doing in my swamp"
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