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#67 - Nice! You seem so nice! I feel like a self-centered dick when …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Souls 0
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Go ahead and make them. This is a site for comedy and laughs, one where humor is central to the site's life. Also, if it helps at all, on a personal level, I'm a complete douche and an asshole grade A. Also, I fuck men.
#59 - Sooo... 1. Let hair grow. 2. Cut it when it's lon…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Souls 0
User avatar #61 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
1. Let Hair Grow
2. Hold Auction at school to see how much people are willing to pay to have me go bald from what I have as hair
3. Take profits from this and donate it to charity that makes wigs for bald cancer patients. Also, hair is donated too.
#69 - peyko (08/14/2014) [-]
Personally I dont think long hair suits redhead guys. I almost tried it once though.

Pic related, its me.
User avatar #94 - retardedboss (08/15/2014) [-]
Dave Mustaine. He's an idiot and an asshole, but he's an awesome guitarist with purrdy hair.
User avatar #73 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Depends on the guy. I'd say that I'd look great in long hair if I'd just lose all the fat I have encasing my body which is my own fault, I let myself get this way... . I've also got a weird oval-shaped head when shaven so I absolutely don't look good without hair.
#78 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
Cut your hair short, dude. You basically have to be a male model to look decent with long hair, and ginger hair only looks good short.
User avatar #79 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, I'll see how I like it when I've lost weight and I'm growing it out for charity, as you may have read above.
User avatar #74 - peyko (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, start work-out, learn dance moves, go out dancing, have fun, girls notice, have fun with them, and start enjoy the fact that you are an awesome humanbeing who gives zero fcks and can do anything ^^
User avatar #75 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, that'd be nice but...I'm a rather self sheltering person and already have a relationship I'm trying to foster with a guy I like, but I use him as influence and am starting to take a weightlifting class soon.
User avatar #76 - peyko (08/14/2014) [-]
Way to go
User avatar #77 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Thanks friend. :3 I'd honestly have a hard time keeping up with it if I didn't have a class to get me back on track with weight lifting.
User avatar #67 - norwegiandude (08/14/2014) [-]
Nice! You seem so nice! I feel like a self-centered dick when I think about what I've done...

There are so many jokes to make here, but I don't want to since you're so nice and all...
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Go ahead and make them. This is a site for comedy and laughs, one where humor is central to the site's life. Also, if it helps at all, on a personal level, I'm a complete douche and an asshole grade A. Also, I fuck men.
#149867 - You're probably right... Funnyjunk > 4chan 08/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#105 - < Relevant 08/14/2014 on advanced logic +1
#149865 - WHY did FJ some time ago (probably a pretty long time ago) sud…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#149922 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
Because they are pathetic faggots that deserve it, just becuase you havent seen any doesent mean there arent.
User avatar #149904 - newvein (08/15/2014) [-]
It's all a joke dude. No one is actually serious on the interwebs. We just fuck with each other and make fun of others because we are anonymous and can get away with that shit. Don't read into. We hate everyone equally, no matter their creed/race/species.
User avatar #149899 - ainsley (08/15/2014) [-]
It's not so much the concept of atheism or atheists that's being viewed differently, it's just how it's now associated with fat, greasy, fedora-wearing, neckbeard-having, white knight, beta, faggots.

It's like the saying "Not all people with mustaches are pedophiles, but all pedophiles have mustaches." But in this case, it's not all atheists are neckbeard, fedora-wearing virgins, but all neckbeard, fedora-wearing virgins are atheists.
It's this association that often leads people to make fun of atheism with their tipping jokes.

It's also how these neckbeards are so passionate about their atheism. So, the tipping jokes are especially prominent whenever an atheist bashes religions. If you were to start calling all Christians idiots because of their beliefs, I, personally, along with many others, would imagine you as some fat neckbeard with a fedora.

So, as long as you aren't obnoxious about your atheism (i.e. - don't say "I don't believe in god" when someone says "god bless you" after you sneeze) then they probably won't make the fedora jokes.

Know what I'm saying?
User avatar #149893 - makotoitou (08/14/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #149866 - awesomerninjathing (08/14/2014) [-]
because le epic 4chan followers
User avatar #149867 - norwegiandude (08/14/2014) [-]
You're probably right...

Funnyjunk > 4chan
#902 - I never win a damn thing gif kinda unrelated 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#169 - You're right and I know it because I have that imbalance mysel…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on louis ck 0
User avatar #176 - monkeysniper (08/16/2014) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong (which I may well be) but isn't there a possible treatment for that kind of thing?
#168 - I've been clinically depressed and I thought about sealing the… 08/14/2014 on louis ck 0
#166 - Hahah! I knew this would happen, but I didn't seem to give 2 a… 08/14/2014 on louis ck 0
#59 - Don't blame god for giving us freedom. It's kinda Rob…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/13/2014 on louis ck -12
#114 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
What the hell is freedom if God is supposed to have created us and have a plan for all of us? it doesn't even make any sense if you skip most of the obvious nonesense.
User avatar #81 - monkeysniper (08/13/2014) [-]
No. Let me explain neurobiology in a nutshell. Say your mind is a child and the child does something good, he might get candy, now you feel chemicals released called Seratonin and/or dopamine, like if you just saved a puppy. Now say you have an imbalance of other chemicals or not enough of the right ones this can trigger a psychological disorder like depression or anything else
User avatar #169 - norwegiandude (08/14/2014) [-]
You're right and I know it because I have that imbalance myself.
I've been periodically depressed my whole life and some of the times I was clinically depressed (the strongest kind of depression).
I thought about suicide for many months, but I didn't do it because it's a terrible thing to do to my family and friends.
User avatar #176 - monkeysniper (08/16/2014) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong (which I may well be) but isn't there a possible treatment for that kind of thing?
#75 - veggiebuals (08/13/2014) [-]
He tied the noose, sure, but it's depression that drove him to it in the first place. It's a fucking disease, man, and it's hardly his fault that he had it to begin with.
User avatar #168 - norwegiandude (08/14/2014) [-]
I've been clinically depressed and I thought about sealing the deal myself and just end it. I didn't do it because I thought others would've been sad as a result. It's a nightmare to be depressed, but the will to take intentional suicide isn't something that just pops up in your head, it's something that grinds inside your head for a long time. You try to avoid the thought, but you're ending up thinking how good it'd be if you didn't have to suffer anymore. I resisted the urge for many months, but I collapsed at last. I got help and meds which helped me get back up on my feet.
I'm no longer depressed and if Robin Williams had done the same as me; he'd live today. However; if he didn't want to live that's his choice and we should respect that. RIP Robin Williams
#77 - malacrianza (08/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - syfygeek (08/13/2014) [-]
inb4 religion shitstorm.

before this happens hows about you just fuck right off, pal?
User avatar #166 - norwegiandude (08/14/2014) [-]
Hahah! I knew this would happen, but I didn't seem to give 2 and a half fucks. Personally I'm agnostic btw.

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#44 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
ur comments are really stupid
#45 to #44 - norwegiandude (07/15/2014) [-]
Some of them are kinda stupid, but that's just assumed stupidness because I don't find the time to make a huge thesis everytime I comment.   
   
Also you're an anon, log in and say it like a man or GTFO!
Some of them are kinda stupid, but that's just assumed stupidness because I don't find the time to make a huge thesis everytime I comment.

Also you're an anon, log in and say it like a man or GTFO!
#35 to #34 - norwegiandude (07/14/2014) [-]
Gary, y u do dis?
User avatar #38 to #37 - garymotherfingoak (07/14/2014) [-]
girth too much for that pikachu
User avatar #39 to #38 - norwegiandude (07/14/2014) [-]
But I'm curious... Why did you come visit me?
User avatar #40 to #39 - garymotherfingoak (07/14/2014) [-]
browsin through profiles via browsin through comments
User avatar #41 to #40 - norwegiandude (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you like me in particular. People seem to to that from time time.
User avatar #43 to #42 - norwegiandude (07/14/2014) [-]
awyeah
User avatar #20 - partially (06/24/2014) [-]
play items game with me
User avatar #22 to #21 - partially (06/24/2014) [-]
at least give your fj points
User avatar #23 to #22 - norwegiandude (06/24/2014) [-]
I don't even know what that is...
User avatar #24 to #23 - partially (06/24/2014) [-]
They are points earned through browsing fj and they are used to trade things for other things in the fj items
is there by any chance i could have them
#25 to #24 - norwegiandude (06/24/2014) [-]
Okey... What will you give me for my FJ points?
Okey... What will you give me for my FJ points?
User avatar #26 to #25 - partially (06/24/2014) [-]
items that would look cool on your profile
User avatar #28 to #27 - partially (06/25/2014) [-]
if you think you are funny in any way don't
User avatar #29 to #28 - norwegiandude (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to be funny, I just don't feel like playing items
User avatar #30 to #29 - partially (06/25/2014) [-]
Well don't and help me out by giving me your points
User avatar #31 to #30 - norwegiandude (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't really feel like it...
User avatar #32 to #31 - partially (06/25/2014) [-]
4lif
User avatar #13 - ubisoft (06/02/2014) [-]
YOU BEEN P SNATCHED
User avatar #15 to #14 - norwegiandude (06/02/2014) [-]
Ubisoft! Wat r u doin?
User avatar #16 to #15 - ubisoft (06/02/2014) [-]
Thot I vvas about to steal your viriginity
YOU SLUT
I am the 13th person to bang you =l
User avatar #17 to #16 - norwegiandude (06/02/2014) [-]
Orly?

U cheated on me, u damn son of a bitch.
I'm gettin real tired of ur ****
User avatar #18 to #17 - ubisoft (06/02/2014) [-]
VVHAT? NIG NOG YOU VVOT?
VVITH VVHO? ALL YOU DO IS TREAT ME LIKE ****

User avatar #19 to #18 - norwegiandude (06/02/2014) [-]
Dont trie to deny it u whorin little wanka.
Twas that skanky lil ****** bitch at mcdonalds, wasn't it?
U need to lern to treat peepl wit #respect. All u do is pissin dem folks off. U aint up to no good stuff ***** . U just a douche
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