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#7 - Picture 11/08/2016 on Live on Facebook 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 11/08/2016 on Republican doggo +4
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#24 - teevee (11/09/2016) [-]
oh my god. this election was yugioh: an ancient egyptian power re-awakens and does battle with other god-like beings, and in the end a "trump" card is played.
#67 - Nice! You seem so nice! I feel like a self-centered dick when …  [+] (1 reply) 08/14/2014 on Souls 0
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#70 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Go ahead and make them. This is a site for comedy and laughs, one where humor is central to the site's life. Also, if it helps at all, on a personal level, I'm a complete douche and an asshole grade A. Also, I fuck men.
#59 - Sooo... 1. Let hair grow. 2. Cut it when it's lon…  [+] (12 replies) 08/14/2014 on Souls 0
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#61 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
1. Let Hair Grow
2. Hold Auction at school to see how much people are willing to pay to have me go bald from what I have as hair
3. Take profits from this and donate it to charity that makes wigs for bald cancer patients. Also, hair is donated too.
#69 - peyko (08/14/2014) [-]
Personally I dont think long hair suits redhead guys. I almost tried it once though.

Pic related, its me.
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#94 - retardedboss (08/15/2014) [-]
Dave Mustaine. He's an idiot and an asshole, but he's an awesome guitarist with purrdy hair.
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#73 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Depends on the guy. I'd say that I'd look great in long hair if I'd just lose all the fat I have encasing my body which is my own fault, I let myself get this way... . I've also got a weird oval-shaped head when shaven so I absolutely don't look good without hair.
#78 - anon (08/14/2014) [-]
Cut your hair short, dude. You basically have to be a male model to look decent with long hair, and ginger hair only looks good short.
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#79 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, I'll see how I like it when I've lost weight and I'm growing it out for charity, as you may have read above.
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#74 - peyko (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, start work-out, learn dance moves, go out dancing, have fun, girls notice, have fun with them, and start enjoy the fact that you are an awesome humanbeing who gives zero fcks and can do anything ^^
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#75 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, that'd be nice but...I'm a rather self sheltering person and already have a relationship I'm trying to foster with a guy I like, but I use him as influence and am starting to take a weightlifting class soon.
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#76 - peyko (08/14/2014) [-]
Way to go
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#77 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Thanks friend. :3 I'd honestly have a hard time keeping up with it if I didn't have a class to get me back on track with weight lifting.
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#67 - norwegiandude (08/14/2014) [-]
Nice! You seem so nice! I feel like a self-centered dick when I think about what I've done...

There are so many jokes to make here, but I don't want to since you're so nice and all...
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#70 - zaperzero (08/14/2014) [-]
Go ahead and make them. This is a site for comedy and laughs, one where humor is central to the site's life. Also, if it helps at all, on a personal level, I'm a complete douche and an asshole grade A. Also, I fuck men.
#149865 - WHY did FJ some time ago (probably a pretty long time ago) sud…  [+] (6 replies) 08/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#149922 - anon (08/15/2014) [-]
Because they are pathetic faggots that deserve it, just becuase you havent seen any doesent mean there arent.
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#149904 - newvein (08/15/2014) [-]
It's all a joke dude. No one is actually serious on the interwebs. We just fuck with each other and make fun of others because we are anonymous and can get away with that shit. Don't read into. We hate everyone equally, no matter their creed/race/species.
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#149899 - ainsley (08/15/2014) [-]
It's not so much the concept of atheism or atheists that's being viewed differently, it's just how it's now associated with fat, greasy, fedora-wearing, neckbeard-having, white knight, beta, faggots.

It's like the saying "Not all people with mustaches are pedophiles, but all pedophiles have mustaches." But in this case, it's not all atheists are neckbeard, fedora-wearing virgins, but all neckbeard, fedora-wearing virgins are atheists.
It's this association that often leads people to make fun of atheism with their tipping jokes.

It's also how these neckbeards are so passionate about their atheism. So, the tipping jokes are especially prominent whenever an atheist bashes religions. If you were to start calling all Christians idiots because of their beliefs, I, personally, along with many others, would imagine you as some fat neckbeard with a fedora.

So, as long as you aren't obnoxious about your atheism (i.e. - don't say "I don't believe in god" when someone says "god bless you" after you sneeze) then they probably won't make the fedora jokes.

Know what I'm saying?
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#149893 - makotoitou (08/14/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
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#149866 - awesomerninjathing (08/14/2014) [-]
because le epic 4chan followers
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#149867 - norwegiandude (08/14/2014) [-]
You're probably right...

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