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#10 - It sucks so hard that Rome was cancelled, they had so much pla… 09/02/2013 on When someone micspams 0
#29 - I'm a vegetarian as well, I have no feels in either direction …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Fuckin' Vegans +15
User avatar #372 - elcreepo (09/02/2013) [-]
If it's a morals thing, then children dying from being on a vegan diet is slim to none because breast milk and vitamins don't come from farmed animals.

If it's a lifestyle choice, like yours, or has to do with being unable to eat red meat or whatever, then the problem is nonexistent because it's a choice or only necessary for you to do.

It's really only people who passionately believe in something and believe it superior to others that cause trouble, take faith healers for example. Or animal rights activists who have more than 40 animals in their homes. More harm than good comes from those poor, disillusioned people.
#17 - Prepare yourself  [+] (12 new replies) 08/31/2013 on can you stick your penis in it +6
User avatar #78 - WolfRider (08/31/2013) [-]
i dont think i prepared enough
User avatar #64 - maxmoefoe (08/31/2013) [-]
The horses leg tho
User avatar #49 - swodah (08/31/2013) [-]
I expected it to be far worse... im kinda disappointed
#28 - kinginthenorth (08/31/2013) [-]
I find this video more fascinating than disgusting.
But the sound man.
The sound is like "Shlorp Shlorp Shlorp"
User avatar #89 - sonnyboii (09/04/2013) [-]
WHERG WHERG WHERG
User avatar #26 - sonnyboii (08/31/2013) [-]
This shit is on youtube
But if theres barely a tit in a video everyone goes crazy
User avatar #25 - nuciferatu (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm actually fascinated by how relentless the machine is. It never slows or alters its cycle despite what's being thrown inside. It never flinches. Never hesitates. Never complains. Just keeps on doing the daily grind.
#32 - jcrequiem (08/31/2013) [-]
Theres Loads of videos of these things eating stuff, from cars to rebar they were fine to watch, that tho was amazing, i'm always left wondering what the other end looks like...
User avatar #24 - admiralen (08/31/2013) [-]
im not easily grossed out, but man that was disgusting
User avatar #23 - daftiduck (08/31/2013) [-]
I genuinely find stuff like this fascinating. I'm not so twisted that I'd want to see live things put in there (but oh god wouldn't that be cool!) but I really find stuff like this to be really interesting.
#22 - intexuz (08/31/2013) [-]
Not sure if I can masturbate to this,but damn sure im gonna try
User avatar #18 - Matoben (08/31/2013) [-]
....The noise got me. Oh god that noise was disturbing
#9 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Chronic MasterBaiter +1
User avatar #27 - falloutplayer (08/31/2013) [-]
AHAHAHA!
#19 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
And how the fuck do they know he masturbated exactly 42 times? 42 times? Seriously?
#21 - retfarcenim (08/31/2013) [-]
Because the answer to life the universe and everything is 42
User avatar #32 - civilengine (08/31/2013) [-]
it was probably the exposure to the truth that killed him.
#11 - taurusguy (08/31/2013) [-]
Must have been an engineering student.
#34 - Oh god, I am not ready for this 08/31/2013 on Harvest 0
#3 - Picture 07/19/2013 on THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT 0
#66 - I slept with a girl I met on /soc/ once 07/19/2013 on He still got some pussy 0
#90 - And I prefer James with tits  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Mind = Blown +2
#92 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
#7 - While that is true, it is becoming a problem. 07/19/2013 on Satellites orbiting earth... -1
#3 - If God is omnipotent, can he make a stone so heavy that he can…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Debate the christian +6
#32 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Dude, what if he IS the stone?
User avatar #16 - ragnarfag (07/19/2013) [-]
A rock so heavy a infinity can't lift it would have to be greater than infinite.
The whole argument is retarded.
#7 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Lifting could be seen as you grasping the stone then pushing the earth away from with with your leg and back muscles. What surface would the stone be on? He could just push the surface the stone is on away from it.

The term omnipotent is pretty interesting in itself... regardless of the entity we assign it too.

#5 - captnpl (07/19/2013) [-]
Nope, because he could just shift the entire universe around the stone and it would move in relation to everything else.
#19 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Then God is not omnipotent.
#5 - Severing the medulla would be the quickest, most painless way …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Quick Death +9
#18 - beerholder (07/18/2013) [-]
yeah, the nazi doctors, by the end of the war recommended officers at parties that if they are in the situation they have to commit suicide, they should shoot themselves not in the head but in the back of the head at the base of the skull behind the ear to sever the medulla oblongata.
User avatar #16 - kingofthenoobz (07/18/2013) [-]
i would say tea baggin a nuke right before it explodes would be quicker
#2 - I wish that I personally had the ability to stand on Titan and… 07/13/2013 on Future Real Estate 0
#2 - Welcome to the hell that is the Human race 07/13/2013 on April 12, 1961 +1
#283 - To anyone that believes the moon landing to be fake I issue a … 07/13/2013 on Fake Moon Landing? 0
#1 - We will all be dead by the time Venus transits the sun again 07/13/2013 on Mars and Earth peeping on... 0
#176 - Picture 07/13/2013 on The meaning of life. 0
#12 - Picture 05/03/2013 on Car Crash Supercut 0
#109 - It would be closer to eat pigs >source FBI ballistic te… 04/24/2013 on Cannibalism at its finest 0
#78 - Ken M. Is the funniest troll when it comes to science relate… 02/18/2013 on damn it ken 0
#2 - "Screen looker" The most commonly uttered phrase bet…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Oops +4
#6 - igelior (02/06/2013) [-]
ah the good times... it would be "bildschirm-schauer" in german... =)
#3 - rokulda has deleted their comment.
#4 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
*screen looker* the only guy I know who said screen peeker was this annoying ginger kid.
#5 - rokulda has deleted their comment.
#7 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
How about you go die in a hole you dumb-ass cocksucker.
#8 - rokulda has deleted their comment.
#9 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
Well your logic is so backwards its not even funny what are you five. "your the one that hung out with him..." yes I did and im quite sure most people had an annoying childhood friend.
#10 - rokulda has deleted their comment.
#7 - First time I have seen my city on FJ.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Not always is the dog... -1
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#8 - Picture 02/01/2013 on Just the tip +1
#2 - Comment deleted 01/31/2013 on Woman Struggles With... 0
#20 - Gnome rotary, though it is technically a radial. 01/29/2013 on Radial Engine 0
#19 - Comment deleted 01/29/2013 on Radial Engine 0
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