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Gender: male
Age: 19
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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS4, PC (obviously), Gamecube Master Race, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: Legend of Zelda, Dwarf Fortress, Star Trek Online, assorted roguelikes
X-box Gamertag: faggots
PSN: faggots
Interests: Star Trek, Warhammer 40k, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarf Fortress, Legend of Zelda, writing
Date Signed Up:3/13/2014
Last Login:4/13/2015
Location:Faggotopia
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User avatar #101 - norkasthesecond (04/12/2015) [-]
stickied by norkas
So IP banned me and since I owned banexplain, that's been banned too. So I've hopped IPs and accounts.
Will create banexplains soon.jpg
User avatar #102 - bobtombobbob (04/13/2015) [-]
baby come back
what were you banned for? unplug your router
User avatar #103 to #102 - norkasthesecond (04/13/2015) [-]
don't worry I all good
#98 - subadanus (04/01/2015) [-]
nice favorites
nice favorites
#100 to #98 - norkas (04/02/2015) [-]
man's gotta fap m8
User avatar #95 - nought ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
what the **** do you think you're doing

u little **** I will wipe you off the face off the earth what did you ******* say to me

#96 to #95 - norkas (04/01/2015) [-]
what exactly are you trying to achieve
what exactly are you trying to achieve
User avatar #97 to #96 - nought ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
you're ******* dead kiddo
User avatar #96 - norkas (03/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 to #96 - norkas (04/02/2015) [-]
what is this and where did it come from
User avatar #93 - snapshots (03/18/2015) [-]
You ******* little ********* bastard
#90 - desacabose ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #91 to #90 - norkas (03/02/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #92 to #91 - desacabose ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I don't believe you
#88 - Ken M (02/28/2015) [-]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO RETARD ****************** ? retard
User avatar #89 to #88 - norkas (02/28/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #76 - skulldan (02/22/2015) [-]
We live near eachother. And there is nothing you can do about it
User avatar #77 to #76 - norkas (02/22/2015) [-]
ah'll fukin shank u if u cum into mah neyberhood
User avatar #78 to #77 - skulldan (02/22/2015) [-]
(Not gay sorry)
#79 to #78 - norkas (02/22/2015) [-]
I-I wasn't going to "shank" you, I was going to shank you
#80 to #79 - skulldan (02/22/2015) [-]
Well how was I supposed to know
#81 to #80 - norkas (02/22/2015) [-]
because we're on FJ, the least gay site on the interwebs
because we're on FJ, the least gay site on the interwebs
User avatar #82 to #81 - skulldan (02/22/2015) [-]
that video is glorious. Thank you for that.
User avatar #83 to #82 - norkas (02/22/2015) [-]
you're whalecum
User avatar #85 to #83 - skulldan (02/22/2015) [-]
You going supanova?
User avatar #86 to #85 - norkas (02/22/2015) [-]
nah
User avatar #87 to #86 - skulldan (02/22/2015) [-]
alright, never mind then
User avatar #84 to #83 - skulldan (02/22/2015) [-]
... I understood that reference
User avatar #74 - uninstall ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
you're a big guy
User avatar #75 to #74 - norkas (02/09/2015) [-]
UUUU
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#71 - Ken M (01/22/2015) [-]
Meaning, purpose, existence, life, experience are all nothing but abstract ideas/secondary qualities. They do not exist.
User avatar #72 to #71 - norkas (01/22/2015) [-]
plz go
User avatar #64 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Gently places your technology back where I last found it

Thank you for letting me borrow that.
#65 to #64 - norkas (01/09/2015) [-]
Is all good. Hope you found a good use for it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
We did

My boss replicated it so she can push her agenda.
#67 to #66 - norkas (01/09/2015) [-]
who is your boss exactly
User avatar #68 to #67 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Sorry. That's classified

You would have to sign a disclosure agreement which would make you and your entire species dedicated solely to serving her company

now granted she isn't gonna get in the way of YOUR agenda mind you granted you're also gonna help her push hers.
#69 to #68 - norkas (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a bit on the dodgy side, but i'll let it slide.
User avatar #70 to #69 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
If you would like the bullet points of her agenda

she has a god complex. A very VERY massive god complex and a very small temper. Essentially her line of reasoning is "death to everyone who doesn't agree with me"

She's also incredibly selfish and values material love over any sort of human compassion

she's like a robot...but more expressive
User avatar #62 - thegundanhero (01/08/2015) [-]
best ********** #2046
#63 to #62 - norkas (01/08/2015) [-]
wow i'm honoured
#52 to #51 - norkas (01/07/2015) [-]
hullo thar
#38 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #53 to #39 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Sorry about what happened last time.
#54 to #53 - norkas (01/07/2015) [-]
is good mang
User avatar #55 to #54 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
I know how you're with your magic tech garbo babble

Care to give me a brief history lesson on it
#56 to #55 - norkas (01/07/2015) [-]
*ahem*
Long ago, there was a planet in the Sol System called Mars. It was barren for most of it's history until the 15th Millenium, when it was terraformed and settled by industrial cartels, turning it into an industrial and scientific capital of the Dark Age of Technology.

Of course, it didn't last. Mars' radiation shields broke down, scorching the surface with deadly UV radiation, forcing the survivors into bunkers. Over time, these survivors saw the technology that saved them as sacred and begun to worship it, giving rise to the Cult Mechanicus.

Eventually a treaty was signed with the fledging Imperium, allowing the Cult to continue it's practices (namely worshipping the Machine God and replacing parts of their body with tech to become more like the machine), despite the Imperium being staunchly atheistic. This is because the Emperor needed Mars' technological might and Mars needed Terra's Space Marine Legions to reclaim their lost colonies.

It is believed by the Cult that all technology exists, therefore you cannot create anything new, therefore it must be out there waiting to be discovered, which it is. Using STCs (Standard Template Constructs) the Adeptus Mechanicus can re-create pieces of Dark Age tech. Their main goal is to maintain their monopoly on technology by finding all these STCs and using them. Creating new things is viewed as the highest heresy.

Of course, most STCs don't work and even more have been corrupted by Chaos.

I believe that's most of it, would you like to know more?
User avatar #57 to #56 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
blah blah blah

Just tell me if this **** can be weaponized or is weaponized
User avatar #58 to #57 - norkas (01/07/2015) [-]
The Dark Age gave rise to some of the most powerful weapons ever created. Take the Baneblade for example. This thing used to be the standard battletank of humanity.
It mounts 11 guns and can crush a Space Marine under it's treads.
Nowadays it's the superheavy battletank of the Guard.

Tactical Dreadnought "Terminator" Powered Armour, the toughest personal armour a Space Marine could hope for, used to be used by engineers for dangerous repair work, namely repairing Plasma Generators.

The chassis used for the Leman Russ battletank is actually adapted from an STC for a tractor.

If these terrifying weapons used to be the standard, imagine what Dark Age humanity used as their superheavy weapons.
User avatar #59 to #58 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Interesting

How much you want for them?
#60 to #59 - norkas (01/07/2015) [-]
You can borrow them if you like.

Just don't break them.
User avatar #61 to #60 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
>Borrow

...s-seriously? Just dont break them

extends hand thank you! My boss will be happy to hear this
#40 to #39 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Dont be shy strange...robot "possibly a star wars character" thing
Dont be shy strange...robot "possibly a star wars character" thing
#41 to #40 - norkas (01/03/2015) [-]
Actually a cyborg priest who worships machines from Warhammer 40k, a techpriest.
#42 to #41 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Oh you're from THAT universe then

have you worshipped a certain god emperor today?
#43 to #42 - norkas (01/03/2015) [-]
Of course, as the avatar of the Omnissiah, he deserves my reverence!
#44 to #43 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I only know of one avatar  and she's a real bitch
I only know of one avatar and she's a real bitch
#45 to #44 - norkas (01/03/2015) [-]
She's also gay.
#46 to #45 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
sigh

I would really not like to be reminded of that

if you could kill her that would be amazing. Not like the cycle wont reset or anything
#47 to #46 - norkas (01/03/2015) [-]
has she defiled any of the omnissiah's sacred technology?
#48 to #47 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
How does one define Korra's character

Uh...she likes to punch things...which in turn creates a domino effect where she accidentally smashes everything in sight

bitch hits like a truck. If that pile of scrap over there was worth something to you...she did it.
#49 to #48 - norkas (01/03/2015) [-]
Welp, I gotta go. Nice talking to you.
User avatar #50 to #49 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Uh...

OK.

bye?
#34 - enduranceathlete Comment deleted by norkas [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - norkas (10/18/2014) [-]
get the **** out you cuntlord
#33 to #32 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
now we can agree bombing people at 7 AM
User avatar #27 - theflamingfire (09/29/2014) [-]
Your avatar is so small
User avatar #30 to #27 - norkas (09/29/2014) [-]
Not like it needs to be big.
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