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I come here every day to kill time.

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#425074 - peek a boo 04/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#54012 - What does FJ think of the new Bowie album? 03/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#544 - You are aware the "Under God" bit wasn't added until… 03/13/2013 on bible fags +1
#72 - I know what it's trying to show, but that top picture is just …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Butterfly 0
#106 - epicfailspiderman (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm sure you'll get over it.
#74 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [-]
Well like i said try not concern yourself with the symantics of a random internet comic anyways.
#67 - This picture always angered me. Isn't "I kill mother …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Butterfly -1
User avatar #107 - epicfailspiderman (03/12/2013) [-]
As the guy below me stated, it's about how whiny and fucking pitiful recent metalcore is. It used to be badass and about standing up for yourself and doing what you do no matter what anyone said or thought, and now it's all "poor me, oh no my life is soooo awful whiny whiny fuckbags" type shit.
User avatar #70 - randumbgamer (03/12/2013) [-]
I think its more trying to show how metal used to be and how emo and faggy it has gotten, try not to get into symantics of the picture to much. Zeppelin is probably on his shirt because they are badass
#78 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #80 - randumbgamer (03/12/2013) [-]
Im not even gunna get into the legistics of genres, no one even knows how to properly classify any band in any genre because half the tiime the band itself doesnt even know what genre it is. And frankly i dont think it really matters anyways.
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User avatar #72 - nopresident (03/12/2013) [-]
I know what it's trying to show, but that top picture is just so fucking annoying...
#106 - epicfailspiderman (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm sure you'll get over it.
#74 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [-]
Well like i said try not concern yourself with the symantics of a random internet comic anyways.
#193 - Well I think it's ridiculous to believe in a God that purposel…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on ### 0
#194 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think he made people to do stupid things, he just gave us the free will to do things, and in turn it we do stupid things ourselves.
User avatar #198 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
We only gained free will after Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge. God only made us to worship him.
#187 - Believing in supernatural possession is just as ridiculous as …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2013 on ### -3
User avatar #191 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly what he's saying.
User avatar #193 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Well I think it's ridiculous to believe in a God that purposely makes people do bad things and then punishes them for it.
#194 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think he made people to do stupid things, he just gave us the free will to do things, and in turn it we do stupid things ourselves.
User avatar #198 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
We only gained free will after Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge. God only made us to worship him.
#181 - The point I'm trying to make is snakes can't talk. Even if it …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2013 on ### -7
#192 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Ever heard of a little something called Ventriloquism?
#184 - princecomet (03/11/2013) [-]
Puppets don't have vocal cords either, you dumb ass. It was Satans voice, not the snakes. Are you really this dense?

Another point I'm trying to get across is that Eve was an idiot.
User avatar #187 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Believing in supernatural possession is just as ridiculous as believing a snake can talk, which was my first point.

And you're saying God made Eve and idiot and then punished her for being an idiot?
User avatar #191 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly what he's saying.
User avatar #193 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Well I think it's ridiculous to believe in a God that purposely makes people do bad things and then punishes them for it.
#194 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think he made people to do stupid things, he just gave us the free will to do things, and in turn it we do stupid things ourselves.
User avatar #198 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
We only gained free will after Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge. God only made us to worship him.
#174 - Yes, because that happens all the time.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/11/2013 on ### -7
User avatar #178 - goodguygary (03/11/2013) [-]
if you put your hand through a snake's anus and go far enough, you can make a snake tal too!
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#177 - princecomet (03/11/2013) [-]
Naw? Really? Maybe thats, like, they were punished?

Because in living in a place full of animals, suddenly one starts talking and tells you to do the one thing you're not supposed to, something should have clicked.

Case and point. She got fooled by a flesh puppet and was punished for her stupidity.
User avatar #181 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
The point I'm trying to make is snakes can't talk. Even if it was being used as a flesh puppet, they're not physically equipped to talk. No vocal cords. If they had them, they'd probably be using them all the time, wouldn't they?
#192 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Ever heard of a little something called Ventriloquism?
#184 - princecomet (03/11/2013) [-]
Puppets don't have vocal cords either, you dumb ass. It was Satans voice, not the snakes. Are you really this dense?

Another point I'm trying to get across is that Eve was an idiot.
User avatar #187 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Believing in supernatural possession is just as ridiculous as believing a snake can talk, which was my first point.

And you're saying God made Eve and idiot and then punished her for being an idiot?
User avatar #191 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly what he's saying.
User avatar #193 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Well I think it's ridiculous to believe in a God that purposely makes people do bad things and then punishes them for it.
#194 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think he made people to do stupid things, he just gave us the free will to do things, and in turn it we do stupid things ourselves.
User avatar #198 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
We only gained free will after Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge. God only made us to worship him.
#170 - IT'S A ******* TALKING SNAKE.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/11/2013 on ### -9
#172 - princecomet (03/11/2013) [-]
It was not the snake talking. It was Satan speaking through the snake. Like a flesh puppet.
User avatar #174 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, because that happens all the time.
User avatar #178 - goodguygary (03/11/2013) [-]
if you put your hand through a snake's anus and go far enough, you can make a snake tal too!
#179 - goodguygary has deleted their comment.
#177 - princecomet (03/11/2013) [-]
Naw? Really? Maybe thats, like, they were punished?

Because in living in a place full of animals, suddenly one starts talking and tells you to do the one thing you're not supposed to, something should have clicked.

Case and point. She got fooled by a flesh puppet and was punished for her stupidity.
User avatar #181 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
The point I'm trying to make is snakes can't talk. Even if it was being used as a flesh puppet, they're not physically equipped to talk. No vocal cords. If they had them, they'd probably be using them all the time, wouldn't they?
#192 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Ever heard of a little something called Ventriloquism?
#184 - princecomet (03/11/2013) [-]
Puppets don't have vocal cords either, you dumb ass. It was Satans voice, not the snakes. Are you really this dense?

Another point I'm trying to get across is that Eve was an idiot.
User avatar #187 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Believing in supernatural possession is just as ridiculous as believing a snake can talk, which was my first point.

And you're saying God made Eve and idiot and then punished her for being an idiot?
User avatar #191 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly what he's saying.
User avatar #193 - nopresident (03/11/2013) [-]
Well I think it's ridiculous to believe in a God that purposely makes people do bad things and then punishes them for it.
#194 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think he made people to do stupid things, he just gave us the free will to do things, and in turn it we do stupid things ourselves.
User avatar #198 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
We only gained free will after Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge. God only made us to worship him.

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User avatar #5 - nopresident (02/10/2012) [-]
**nopresident lol**
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**nopresident awesomeness**
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**nopresident rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Little chewbaca **
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Thought I'd draw this.
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No problem, bro.
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