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noplaceperson

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Age: 48
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#9 - The way he stuck out his elbow when he landed made me cringe s… 11/11/2014 on Talent +17
#354 - oops posted as anon 11/11/2014 on not too stupid for Obama... +1
#30 - do people actually have internet good enough to stream that  [+] (7 new replies) 11/07/2014 on New Youtube Settings? 0
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#47 - snakiter (11/07/2014) [-]
Friend in Romania has 1Gb/s via FTTH (FIber To The Home) for the equivalent of 20euros / 25$
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#37 - fatminion (11/07/2014) [-]
I've been seeing 300Mbps advertised for over a year in larger cities: Paris, New York, Barcelona, LA, Munich, Zurich, Rejkavik, Genf.
#32 - jakerszzzz (11/07/2014) [-]
is this good enough
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#34 - slenderbro (11/07/2014) [-]
plenty, I've got only 18 mbs down right now and I live with 2 other Programmer students using Netflix.
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#38 - oculusmortis (11/07/2014) [-]
...you shut up i have .2 mbps... just someone kill me
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#45 - slenderbro (11/07/2014) [-]
We also pay 75$ a month.
#31 - dieabolical (11/07/2014) [-]
I do, just. I have to let it buffer for just a few seconds. I live in rural Victoria, Australia.
#25 - please just ******* with this clickbait **** 11/06/2014 on People On Their Phones 0
#9 - I'm pretty sure he was also captain of his high school wrestli…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on kind of wish he took the job +20
#24 - kroger (11/06/2014) [-]
nigga got dick yo!
#46 - Sweet mother of rolls 11/06/2014 on Skyrim alternate ending. +1
#33 - You make a very valid argument, but I think, at least in certa… 11/06/2014 on Will Smith Facts 0
#18 - No 11/06/2014 on I dont know +4
#9 - we need a 30 rock time 11/06/2014 on 30 Rock +1
#155 - Comment deleted 11/06/2014 on Rule 63 +2
#8 - >internet officials 11/05/2014 on Tales from 8chan: Pasta +41
#77 - So-so. Im thinkin about switchin from satanism to anarchism bu… 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#75 - How's eighth grade going 'smokinhigh'  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#76 - smokinhigh (11/05/2014) [-]
Actually pretty well. What about you 'noplaceperson'?
#77 - noplaceperson (11/05/2014) [-]
So-so. Im thinkin about switchin from satanism to anarchism but I dont have enough hot topic gift cards to buy a new wardrobe
#13 - Makin' my way downtown 11/05/2014 on "fuck off guys, i'm out" 0
#91 - I dont know man. I'm pretty sure house in Detroit < cardboa… 11/05/2014 on fuck_the_system.mp3 0
#90 - Im not about to do a scavenger hunt just to figure out what th… 11/05/2014 on fuck_the_system.mp3 0
#89 - The funniest part of any political post on FJ is the *****… 11/05/2014 on fuck_the_system.mp3 0
#21 - I used to be on the pro-migration side of this, but after talk… 11/03/2014 on Richie rich jimmies rustled 0
#14 - Technician-Someone who wasn't smart enough to get into enginee…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Technically +35
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#44 - planetpluto (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm a Technician and this is true.
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#19 - mathmanchris (11/02/2014) [-]
Engineer - Some who wasn't smart enough to get into mathematics school
#50 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Mathematician - Someone who was too smart for their own good and dies poor.
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#23 - joeyliquid (11/02/2014) [-]
Actually I took engineering because I'll make more money in the end then a mathematician. I could of got into a mathematics course quite easily, not to mention engineers and mathematicians have very different mindsets.
>How can I prove this works? How can I proof this?
>How can I use this in the best way? How can I apply this solution?
#34 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
You could have got into mathematics but you couldn't write "could have" right. Yeah, sure.
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#41 - joeyliquid (11/02/2014) [-]
I don't really need to sound intelligent over the internet. I'm sure you've that covered.
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#21 - inzix (11/02/2014) [-]
Mathematician - someone who wasn't smart enough to get into, uhh, cosmetic school?
#26 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Mathematician - someone who is smart enough, but doesn't really do anything with it.
#39 - these are pretty cool but i really dont think it's real 11/01/2014 on New US Money 0
#207 - I dont mean that you personally are oppressed or that people w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Peace, bitches! 0
#283 - hendlovessesshy (10/31/2014) [-]
The thing is that to us, religion is our life. we don't have priests or nuns. we do have sheiks (who are basically a person who is very religious and memorizes the Quran , But we treat them as any other human and not holy. ). We don't believe in just one person's job to being devoted.
To us, if you chose this religion. Then you should be devoted, otherwise why be in the religion in the first place? It's exactly like what nuns do except that almost everyone does it and not just a few people.
I understand that you would think its weird that we are too modest to show a little bit of our neck. And it does sound absurd in the western/southasian culture. But in ours its honestly not a big deal.

you said " there is a difference between a nun, someone who devotes herself to living a celibate and impoverished life in service to her church, and your average religious follower wearing something that constantly covers herself because someone said it's improper not to."

I think it's unfair saying that an average person cannot be as religious as a nun.
Maybe in other religion it is, but in Islam, anyone can be close to God.
We don't need to be celibate to be closed to God, not like the christian priest or nuns.
And yes, we do cover because the Quran says we should, but that's exactly the same reason the nuns do it as well, because it says in the bible (the original one, not the one translated a billion times over). This isn't limited to Islam.
Why is it sad for the people who want to be more modest.

I don't believe that being modest is a sad thing. And that is my opinion.

This is what we chose to believe. It's our decision if we want to follow the Quran or not. therefore no one is telling me what to do.
And whatever I do shouldn't be judged just because i am a certain religion. Especially when other religion do the exact same thing.



**BTW, Did you know that we cannot eat a polar bear liver because our body cannot handle that much Vitamin A.
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#166 - I ****** love really specific cosplay 10/31/2014 on kuroinu 0
#138 - To be honest the whole burka, hijab, etc. thing offends me as …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Peace, bitches! 0
#177 - anon (10/31/2014) [-]
They don't wear hijab because of shame. It's about modesty.
Most women I mean most because Saudi Arabia is fucked up chose to wear this. They are not being oppressed like how the American media makes it up to be.
I wear it because it says in the Quran to wear it, and guess what, I can do whatever the hell i want. I can follow what the Quran says and its not anyone's business what i do.
No one forced me to do it.
I am not oppressed.
#207 - noplaceperson (10/31/2014) [-]
I dont mean that you personally are oppressed or that people who wear hijabs are doing so unwillingly, but that this idea of modesty where men shouldn't be allowed to see someones hair or neck and where people should have to put up shields between them is a sad way to see the world. Are we that corruptible as a species that letting even one's neck show is immodest. In response to your image, there is a difference between a nun, someone who devotes herself to living a celibate and impoverished life in service to her church, and your average religious follower wearing something that constantly covers herself because someone said it's improper not to. A nun makes being Christian her job, and her outfit is a uniform. If the hijab was like a uniform for those working for the islamic faith i would find it more agreeable..
#283 - hendlovessesshy (10/31/2014) [-]
The thing is that to us, religion is our life. we don't have priests or nuns. we do have sheiks (who are basically a person who is very religious and memorizes the Quran , But we treat them as any other human and not holy. ). We don't believe in just one person's job to being devoted.
To us, if you chose this religion. Then you should be devoted, otherwise why be in the religion in the first place? It's exactly like what nuns do except that almost everyone does it and not just a few people.
I understand that you would think its weird that we are too modest to show a little bit of our neck. And it does sound absurd in the western/southasian culture. But in ours its honestly not a big deal.

you said " there is a difference between a nun, someone who devotes herself to living a celibate and impoverished life in service to her church, and your average religious follower wearing something that constantly covers herself because someone said it's improper not to."

I think it's unfair saying that an average person cannot be as religious as a nun.
Maybe in other religion it is, but in Islam, anyone can be close to God.
We don't need to be celibate to be closed to God, not like the christian priest or nuns.
And yes, we do cover because the Quran says we should, but that's exactly the same reason the nuns do it as well, because it says in the bible (the original one, not the one translated a billion times over). This isn't limited to Islam.
Why is it sad for the people who want to be more modest.

I don't believe that being modest is a sad thing. And that is my opinion.

This is what we chose to believe. It's our decision if we want to follow the Quran or not. therefore no one is telling me what to do.
And whatever I do shouldn't be judged just because i am a certain religion. Especially when other religion do the exact same thing.



**BTW, Did you know that we cannot eat a polar bear liver because our body cannot handle that much Vitamin A.
**


#136 - Islam is about 600 years younger than Christianity. People tal…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Peace, bitches! 0
#138 - noplaceperson (10/31/2014) [-]
To be honest the whole burka, hijab, etc. thing offends me as well because the idea that our bodies should be that hidden or protected from the rest of society does bother me. Though I'm a dude so it wouldn't effect me, but its the principle of things. People shouldn't be made to feel shame about their body or about sexual desires governed by biology.
#177 - anon (10/31/2014) [-]
They don't wear hijab because of shame. It's about modesty.
Most women I mean most because Saudi Arabia is fucked up chose to wear this. They are not being oppressed like how the American media makes it up to be.
I wear it because it says in the Quran to wear it, and guess what, I can do whatever the hell i want. I can follow what the Quran says and its not anyone's business what i do.
No one forced me to do it.
I am not oppressed.
#207 - noplaceperson (10/31/2014) [-]
I dont mean that you personally are oppressed or that people who wear hijabs are doing so unwillingly, but that this idea of modesty where men shouldn't be allowed to see someones hair or neck and where people should have to put up shields between them is a sad way to see the world. Are we that corruptible as a species that letting even one's neck show is immodest. In response to your image, there is a difference between a nun, someone who devotes herself to living a celibate and impoverished life in service to her church, and your average religious follower wearing something that constantly covers herself because someone said it's improper not to. A nun makes being Christian her job, and her outfit is a uniform. If the hijab was like a uniform for those working for the islamic faith i would find it more agreeable..
#283 - hendlovessesshy (10/31/2014) [-]
The thing is that to us, religion is our life. we don't have priests or nuns. we do have sheiks (who are basically a person who is very religious and memorizes the Quran , But we treat them as any other human and not holy. ). We don't believe in just one person's job to being devoted.
To us, if you chose this religion. Then you should be devoted, otherwise why be in the religion in the first place? It's exactly like what nuns do except that almost everyone does it and not just a few people.
I understand that you would think its weird that we are too modest to show a little bit of our neck. And it does sound absurd in the western/southasian culture. But in ours its honestly not a big deal.

you said " there is a difference between a nun, someone who devotes herself to living a celibate and impoverished life in service to her church, and your average religious follower wearing something that constantly covers herself because someone said it's improper not to."

I think it's unfair saying that an average person cannot be as religious as a nun.
Maybe in other religion it is, but in Islam, anyone can be close to God.
We don't need to be celibate to be closed to God, not like the christian priest or nuns.
And yes, we do cover because the Quran says we should, but that's exactly the same reason the nuns do it as well, because it says in the bible (the original one, not the one translated a billion times over). This isn't limited to Islam.
Why is it sad for the people who want to be more modest.

I don't believe that being modest is a sad thing. And that is my opinion.

This is what we chose to believe. It's our decision if we want to follow the Quran or not. therefore no one is telling me what to do.
And whatever I do shouldn't be judged just because i am a certain religion. Especially when other religion do the exact same thing.



**BTW, Did you know that we cannot eat a polar bear liver because our body cannot handle that much Vitamin A.
**


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