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Gender:	male
Age:	22
Steam Profile:	NooneLikesDan
Consoles Owned:	PC, PS3, PS2, PS1, GameCube, Xbox (Original)
Video Games Played:	League Of Legends, Borderlands, Souls Series, (Just about anything else)
PSN:	D34D_1N_D1TCH3S
Interests:	Gaming.
Date Signed Up:	6/01/2014
Last Login:	1/12/2016
Location:	Wales
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Content Level Progress:	8.47% (5/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:	2921
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So it was my cakeday

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Deacon? Is that you?
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Feeling Good
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Tank Mao Carry

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#14 - Try they have a lot of waifu pillows there... [+] (1 new reply)	01/12/2016 on Help find creator	+2
#19 - pillows (01/12/2016) [-] Nice
#34 - Are you looking at the right vaginas? I mean yeah sure, some a… [+] (4 new replies)	01/08/2016 on 100% reliable science	+1
#45 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/08/2016) [-] You're not straight, you just haven't met the right vagina yet. #36 - sweetellie (01/08/2016) [-] they're just the random vaginas I've seen on the internet. not a one has been appealing. they're awful. Thank god I don't have a dick, because I wouldn't want to put it in one of those, or butts, or near tongues. #50 - efeye (01/08/2016) [-] Are you sure you're not just disgusted by humans? #88 - sweetellie (01/09/2016) [-] I do hate being near peoplr, but vaginas are especially terrible.
#34 - Can we get some good then, cause there are literally no benefi… [+] (2 new replies)	01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run...	-13
#55 - unladenswallow (01/07/2016) [-] No wonder noonelikesdan. Dan's a fucking idiot. #61 - komandantmirkoo (01/07/2016) [-]
#25 - Let me tell you about a little something called an RPG..... Th… [+] (3 new replies)	01/07/2016 on Ace pilot ladies and gents	+3
#28 - Einsty (01/07/2016) [-] That and how do you suppose the pilot should land on a 30 degree slope? #34 - usernameisnotallow (01/07/2016) [-] same way as usual, but then that would make the takeoff pretty fucked now that i think about it. #54 - brickfest (01/07/2016) [-] if you pitch helicopter 30 degrees the force from the rotors will push it forward further from the hill. Helicopters land by tilting slightly backwards so they decrease their forward velocity, when it reaches near zero, your back landing gears should be nearly touching helipad. After that you decrease rpm and pitch onto horizontal position. Staying perfectly put is even trickier because simple nudge to any direction will make the machine sway that way... also hovering helicopters can be litterally blown away from their position if the wind is strong enough, so pilots have to compensate for that too... TL;DR it's real damn hard to keep machine that big and complicated at one place even when hovering near helipad... that guy is absolutely godlike
#29 - You really think that being an ally of America is a great bene… [+] (13 new replies)	01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run...	-22
#80 - anon (01/07/2016) [-] Mate, as much as I hate self righteous yanks, don't be a bell-end. It's better to have them inside pissing out than outside pissing in. "Urrr, dey drag us into wars" No they don't, its our dickhead PM who does that, and knob-heads like you who'll sign up to anything put in front of them 'For the greater good'. Shit me, I'd rather a few high-school drops outs sign up to get shipped out than have America decide we need some freedom. #99 - voltkills (01/07/2016) [-] "dickhead PM" so ill assume you're not a troy supporter then, have you forgotten so easily which party dragged us into some of the most disastrous wars weve ever been in? #56 - anon (01/07/2016) [-] Go and lick natalie bennett's wrinkled old clit you stupid cunt #52 - dalokan (01/07/2016) [-] #51 - dalokan (01/07/2016) [-] #49 - robdabob (01/07/2016) [-] #46 - erotictentacle (01/07/2016) [-] You know, the thing with the media is that its as easy for one company to hide facts as it is for the other to make them up #33 - kingderps (01/07/2016) [-] You need us sweetheart, the good and the bad. #34 - noonelikesdan (01/07/2016) [-] Can we get some good then, cause there are literally no benefits to having you around. #55 - unladenswallow (01/07/2016) [-] No wonder noonelikesdan. Dan's a fucking idiot. #61 - komandantmirkoo (01/07/2016) [-] #31 - thunderchild (01/07/2016) [-] You do know the majority of economic activity occurs using the usd right? That without the US as an ally Europe is in a much weaker position to deal with putin, both militarily and politically. The US has a massive natural gas reserve capable of reversing European deoendence on Russia for energy. #30 - voltkills (01/07/2016) [-] ahahah how ignorant are you, do you have literally ANY idea about how the following work: foreign relations, trade agreements, the economy and supply and demand. ill take a guess and say no, you dont know anything about any of the above. I dont read any newspapers because most if not all are stupidly biased one way or the other. And let me guess you think corbin is actually good, you think he will save us with his brilliant policies?
#28 - I don't see any citations there buddy [+] (1 new reply)	01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run...	0
#100 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-] all i googled was "germany new years eve" and got that picture from a article about troops out to protect people from a possible attack
#26 - Seems like you're one of the ******* who needs to be cu… [+] (15 new replies)	01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run...	-37
#27 - voltkills (01/07/2016) [-] aww im sorry, did you think it was a good idea to ban a potential head of state of our biggest ally from the country? or did you think it was a good idea to let even more people in when we already cannot provide for the number of people in the country today? #29 - noonelikesdan (01/07/2016) [-] You really think that being an ally of America is a great benefit? All they do is drag us into more wars that waste taxes and kill our people, so as far as I'm concerned fuck em. Also I take it you're a reader of The Sun? because apparently only they and other right wing media have discovered this story about us not being able to provide for others. Ykno we probably wouldn't be in as big of a mess as we are, if the tories never came to power again. (though it's not that big of a mess if you're already a millionaire and in Cameron's pocket) #80 - anon (01/07/2016) [-] Mate, as much as I hate self righteous yanks, don't be a bell-end. It's better to have them inside pissing out than outside pissing in. "Urrr, dey drag us into wars" No they don't, its our dickhead PM who does that, and knob-heads like you who'll sign up to anything put in front of them 'For the greater good'. Shit me, I'd rather a few high-school drops outs sign up to get shipped out than have America decide we need some freedom. #99 - voltkills (01/07/2016) [-] "dickhead PM" so ill assume you're not a troy supporter then, have you forgotten so easily which party dragged us into some of the most disastrous wars weve ever been in? #56 - anon (01/07/2016) [-] Go and lick natalie bennett's wrinkled old clit you stupid cunt #52 - dalokan (01/07/2016) [-] #51 - dalokan (01/07/2016) [-] #49 - robdabob (01/07/2016) [-] #46 - erotictentacle (01/07/2016) [-] You know, the thing with the media is that its as easy for one company to hide facts as it is for the other to make them up #33 - kingderps (01/07/2016) [-] You need us sweetheart, the good and the bad. #34 - noonelikesdan (01/07/2016) [-] Can we get some good then, cause there are literally no benefits to having you around. #55 - unladenswallow (01/07/2016) [-] No wonder noonelikesdan. Dan's a fucking idiot. #61 - komandantmirkoo (01/07/2016) [-] #31 - thunderchild (01/07/2016) [-] You do know the majority of economic activity occurs using the usd right? That without the US as an ally Europe is in a much weaker position to deal with putin, both militarily and politically. The US has a massive natural gas reserve capable of reversing European deoendence on Russia for energy. #30 - voltkills (01/07/2016) [-] ahahah how ignorant are you, do you have literally ANY idea about how the following work: foreign relations, trade agreements, the economy and supply and demand. ill take a guess and say no, you dont know anything about any of the above. I dont read any newspapers because most if not all are stupidly biased one way or the other. And let me guess you think corbin is actually good, you think he will save us with his brilliant policies?
#25 - Uhh they did?	01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run...	0
#60 - Deadpool? maybe? His face is kinda ****** up? If you co… [+] (2 new replies)	01/07/2016 on Kindred's secret	0
#61 - warioteam (01/07/2016) [-] he is more of an antihero #66 - taokami (01/07/2016) [-] still a protagonist though, a protagonist doesn't necessarily mean that they're the hero, being a protagonist only means that he/she is the main character of the story. Take Frodo and Sam for example. Frodo is the protagonist, while Sam is the Hero of the story.
#79 - Oh they'll be treated just fine ;)	01/06/2016 on The Trump Rises	0