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#59 - chromed dragon uchihalover admin i suppose 02/27/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? 0
#15 - i was about to buy this game until i saw the video  [+] (14 new replies) 02/24/2015 on When you have nothing to do... +79
User avatar #117 - lookatmyhouseofwax (02/24/2015) [-]
SHOCKING interview with Nvidia engineer about the 970 fiasco Oy vey
#115 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
Well the video has a point, that's why most of my steam games are from humble bundle or indie gala.

And too fucking bad i understand spanish and can't focus on the subs unless i turn the audio off
User avatar #112 - perfectcomment (02/24/2015) [-]
The video has a point though. Never pre order a game, no matter what the benefits. Also, don't upgrade to deluxe edition just because you think you're getting more. If the company is serious about their game being good, and actually worth playing, they shouldn't need to sell you it before it's even released. I hope that made sense.

I don't pre order games because potentially, they're going to be shit and flop straight away. H1Z1 was an instant flop (but apparently coming back idk), pretty sure Titan Fall was a flop and now Evolve is too I guess. If a company is serious about a game they're making, they should send it to big YouTubers and have them do an honest review of it before it's released and then actually change the game to make it worth the fucking money. Fuck pre orders.
#94 - skoldpaddacommala (02/24/2015) [-]
Too true. lol
#85 - iguanasandicecream (02/24/2015) [-]
Seeing shit about day one dlc when it comes to Evolve, it just pisses me off because there is no day one dlc
User avatar #96 - sagedivinity (02/24/2015) [-]
Isn't there cosmetic DLC, pre-order additions, and two season passes?
#97 - iguanasandicecream (02/24/2015) [-]
cosmetics yes one season pass and the preorder additions were future DLC for free and a cosmetic, people are acting like the released real content day one and its ridiculous, ok TRS promised 3 monsters, and 12 hunters, in which they delivered, they will also be releasing game modes and maps for free, so whats to stop them from adding a campaign under popular demand?
User avatar #99 - sagedivinity (02/24/2015) [-]
I was under the impression that they would be selling the monster and the hunter DLCs separate from each other, but that there was a season pass for the monsters and another for the hunters. I guess the monsters are included in the season pass and the hunters are going to be sold separately.

Confusing the consumer with all of this extra content is never really a good thing. They always feel like they made the wrong decision when they buy the game or they decide not to bother with the game at all.

I haven't actually played for myself and don't plan on buying it atleast until the inevitable ultimate edition type thing comes out with all of the content bundled together. That's only if there are still enough people playing the game by then. I'm holding out because from what I've seen Evolve doesn't have enough content in the base game for $60. Maybe that will change when all of the free stuff comes out.
#100 - iguanasandicecream (02/24/2015) [-]
Fair enough. at least you aren't one of the people completely dissing on it because of dlc and no the monsters do not have a season pass, the hunters due, but the DLC Fiasco can be blamed on 2K , they did a shit job at marketing and confused a ton of people and that caught like a wildfire.
#56 - SirMartin (02/24/2015) [-]
fucking loved that one
User avatar #49 - stickmanz (02/24/2015) [-]
fuck those edits kill me every time
#22 - sepherif (02/24/2015) [-]
dat laugh, holy shit.
User avatar #125 - guapoke (02/24/2015) [-]
Actually it's more like jajajajaja. Brazilians don't speak spanish.
User avatar #138 - sepherif (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. They speak Portuguese.
Regardless, it's the spirit of the message, not the exact content that matters most here.
#8 - Picture 02/22/2015 on Black Tweet Comment Comp +1
#190 - guise,going over the top inst brave you guys, 02/19/2015 on Cringe adventures #4 +1
#127 - Picture 02/17/2015 on PUT THAT TEA DOWN +1
#44 - they still lost to them 02/16/2015 on topus lelus maximus 0
#38 - testudo reckt phalanx  [+] (29 new replies) 02/16/2015 on topus lelus maximus -3
#43 - dankknight (02/16/2015) [-]
Nigga pls check out these big ass sticks
User avatar #44 - noodlechief (02/16/2015) [-]
they still lost to them
User avatar #39 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
i don't think you know what a testudo is or wouldn't have said that
User avatar #48 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
so uh
those Roman fuckers threw pila's before a charge to break up enemy lines

it could have worked on a hoplite phalanx, right?
User avatar #78 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah but they can't lie about the features that you can in the game, and i thought it looks cool but it would make sense if you just burned out the stone towers but again i think it's just to make it look cooler as the enemy goes through the city on a siege
User avatar #79 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
it may look cool, but you shouldn't break towers you're going to be using yourself later on
there's no point to it

I like how you can upgrade units though, but I don't know if you just upgrade tier 1 to 1.1 or to 2
and does that mean you can just recruit militia and eventually (with technology) upgrade them to op tier, or just make them slightly less shitty militia?
User avatar #80 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
Probably less shitty militia, but i didn't know you could upgrade units i hope it's M2TW where if you give them better armor their look changes and shit damn i thought that was so cool. Yeah but you know i think they wanted the sieges to be as cool as possible since they sucked last game so for practical use not very smart but for the games looks cool.
User avatar #81 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
it's like in Rome II when you research legionaries, you upgrade them on the world map
but it's after they reach a certain experience level, and they got different portraits, they didn't show them in the game

it was when that Lion guy was playing as Rom
User avatar #82 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
I haven't seen that but i'll just wait till tomorrow and see what's up with that whole situation.
User avatar #50 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah because it's a tightly packed formation thus making it vulnerable to missile fire especially from the sides or the back
User avatar #55 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
look at you, been playing Total War, have you?
User avatar #56 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I've ever since Rome but before that i was always a fan of Classical Greece and it makes sense that they would be weak to missile fire.
User avatar #61 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
never was a fan of spearmen
always went for Gauls (partly because I live in Belgium so taking a Belgae clan is just morefun)
User avatar #62 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
I have always loved the greek hoplites and it went well with my hammer and anvil style of combat
User avatar #64 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
are you buying Attila?
also, did you know Sega is going bankrupt, so there might not be any more Total Wars?
User avatar #65 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
I heard that they're not making anymore games for any other platforms besides PC and i already pre-ordered it.... It just looks so good and i want Norse raiders.....
User avatar #66 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm going to torrent it, and buy it in a year and a half when it's on sale with DLC for like €15 for the whole bundle

I already paid full price for Rome II + Blood DLC (pre-order for Sparta) and I just don't think it's worth paying €40 for mostly the same game

prove me wrong, tell me I should buy it
User avatar #67 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
I think you should wait to torrent it, to see if it's worth buying but you don't have to wait a year in the summer chances are that it will go on sale. And i understand your stance since they fucked up so hard on Rome 2
User avatar #68 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
if I wait I won't get free pre-order DLC that should have been in the game
and the Vikings are the only factions I'd want to play since Rome owns Belgica
opion two would be the Franks, but fuck those French bastards
User avatar #69 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
The Franks are bad ass man, they're the reason the muslims never conquered france and you could just wait till some mods come out that add more factions like for Rome 2
User avatar #72 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
do you use overhaul mods or just small tweak mods? I don't like how much overhaul mods change so I usually just go for a bunch of small ones
unit roster mods, UI mods and some tweaking (no cheat mods)
User avatar #74 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
Divide et Impera
User avatar #73 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
Dive et Impera is a overhaul mod i really like it makes the game completely different
User avatar #75 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
you know what? Attila is going to be to Rome II what Napoleon was to Empire
a game built on the finished engine of the previous one, so less bugs, more additions

maybe I should just buy it...
User avatar #76 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
You got time if you want to pre-order it for the DLC, look up lionheart or warriorofsparta on youtube they have some playthroughs and gameplay of Attila
User avatar #77 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
those two cunts get paid to tell you the game is good
I'm not gonna trust them (and I watch streams on Twitch)

on the other hand, there are some "new" features that suck
like destroying towers you take from the enemy, I understand that you can't take it over and use it against them, and I get it when they're wooden, but even the stone towers on the walls of the city you're taking? that's stupid
User avatar #70 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
but they're French
that's reason enough not to like them
User avatar #71 - mrpkmon (02/16/2015) [-]
pffft barely, they're pagan in this game
User avatar #63 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
well duh
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