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#135 - Wait, he's the guy that draws those abominations?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Boobs 0
User avatar #136 - howtostrokeabook (03/15/2015) [-]
a ton of people do, but they aren't really a thing anymore
#137 - nonanonnon (03/15/2015) [-]
Part of me wants to click that out of the morbid curiosity of "Is that website just fluffy ponies in general or strictly the torture porn?"

If it's the latter, I may have finally found something to kill my last wisp of hope for humanity.
User avatar #138 - howtostrokeabook (03/15/2015) [-]
it's everything fluffy related, some of it's explicit, but I wouldn't exactly call it porn
#65 - I'm pretty sure it's just because you're a sick bastard. 03/14/2015 on The Master has been reborn +3
#64 - 133 thumbs up. Well I'm done here. 03/14/2015 on The Master has been reborn +2
#69 - The cat got ran over, then I laughed. 03/11/2015 on Scaring a cat on GTA V +3
#104 - They can be a parasite for quite a few years after though, ask…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Pro-life 0
User avatar #106 - Loppytaffy (03/10/2015) [-]
I mean in the sense that responsibility cannot be delegated, and the condition of the child's body directly relates to the mother's diet and lifestyle.

But I appreciate your humour.
#35 - As opposed to figuratively gay. 03/10/2015 on which one of your friends... +2
#98 - God damn it Funnyjunk. Creepy pony anthro with gian… 03/10/2015 on The Winter Soldier +2
#78 - That actually looks wonderful. 03/10/2015 on What would /b/ do? +3
#9 - * Wookie noises *  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... +234
#130 - sixtyninecharger (03/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #110 - messerauditore (03/09/2015) [-]
Steven Tyler's really hit rock bottom these days.
#106 - brendameistar (03/09/2015) [-]
laughed more than i should
#9 - No matter how far we go onto the internet, it always comes bac…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Yummy Tail +39
#92 - KrazyShark (03/08/2015) [-]
#16 - To get to where we're at now, one man + one woman = a whole l…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/07/2015 on OOoow +18
#86 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
IIRC God created wives for Adam and Eve's sons and so on and so forth for like 3 or 4 generations to the point where it had been diluted enough to not cause problems. It probably happened for a while to dilute it even more. With that being said incest isn't actually immediately problematic for offspring. Certain good dominant genes such as good heart health and the like can be passed along through inbreeding. The fucked up immune systems and birth defects come more with not being exposed to more variety of recessive and dominant genes and being bred to the point where those harmful recessive genes eventually become dominant. This is the reason why some Purebred dogs have shitty immune systems and die young. So to sum it all up inbreeding while socially taboo isn't totally a bad thing as long as it doesn't go for more than a generation or two.
User avatar #101 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
but eve was made from adam's rib. wouldn't that technically make eve share pretty much all the same dna aside from the male/female part?
User avatar #104 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't know man. A whole lotta shit changed when the earth got flooded. prior to that people were living for hundreds of years. I think I read somewhere that they found the bones of people who were so tall they would be considered Giants. Going off of what I said earlier though when Adam was created he was perfect in every way so when Eve was created she was just as pure and perfect as Adam was so it isn't that long of a stretch to think that maybe they were created so perfectly that when they produced offspring nothing bad could come from that since they were both so perfect. TBH bro I didn't live back then nor am I a biologist or whatever profession keeps track of this stuff Also I haven't read the bible in quite a bit so I may be even more wrong so I might be completely wrong on everything I've said to this point.
User avatar #105 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeaa somehow that first line of stuff sounds like a load of crap, just being honest here.
User avatar #108 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
Well I mean Cain suddenly gets a wife out of nowhere so it was either one of his sisters or God created a new one for her.
User avatar #109 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
I meant the ". prior to that people were living for hundreds of years. I think I read somewhere that they found the bones of people who were so tall they would be considered Giants." part

if you were actually being serious
User avatar #113 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
Well the old testament talks about people who lived for almost a millennium Methuselha and Noah was fucking old when he finished the acr. The part about the giants though is a bit sketchy. I don't know man.
User avatar #114 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
well so long as you aren't implying that stuff is supposed to be real-life legit
#9 - Linear gameplay.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Very Classy Nintendo +79
User avatar #22 - hierophant (03/08/2015) [-]
The Broom Closet Ending is my favorite Ending. Confusion Ending is my absolute favorite. I love The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™.
User avatar #14 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/08/2015) [-]
#27 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Dancing origami +15
#36 - Between that and the increasing memory capacity with every yea…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on On todays episode of dragon... 0
User avatar #45 - vgmddg (03/07/2015) [-]
Welcome to Life: the singularity, ruined by lawyers And then this will happen.
User avatar #50 - greyhoundfd (03/07/2015) [-]
This is actually a very real concern, especially since copyright law has become increasingly intrusive.

Partly why I've been fleshing out some political ideas. This is something we need to plan for.
#29 - Jesus Christ where are its legs?!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Yep. +2
#35 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
She moves through the power of feminism and political correctness *basically she just rolls around*.
#58 - I'm pretty sure the idea is the other way around: Bringing gl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Amazing +4
User avatar #59 - xylerthewolf (03/07/2015) [-]
Hahaha I guess. see you get it. the last guy just called me stupid haha
#32 - On some level you're buying the n64 to experience problems. Pr… 03/07/2015 on More than just a kids show 0
#66 - Half day, half night, it counts.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Neat 0
User avatar #67 - theshinypen (03/07/2015) [-]
no it dosent. You dont understand what true day and night is. Go watch vsauce.
#62 - I'm pretty sure we've been able to see day and night together …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Neat 0
User avatar #65 - theshinypen (03/07/2015) [-]
Thats still day.
#66 - nonanonnon (03/07/2015) [-]
Half day, half night, it counts.
User avatar #67 - theshinypen (03/07/2015) [-]
no it dosent. You dont understand what true day and night is. Go watch vsauce.
#49 - Sheep. 03/05/2015 on Tumblr Mumblr II +5
#33 - Is this from the same guy as the zombie sheep?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Beasts of Burden 3 0
User avatar #43 - Dragonchampion (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes. This is the same continuity, "Beasts of Burden"
#51 - My computer is still running just fine. Juuuust fin… 03/05/2015 on Comes with a free fire... +5
#61 - Even in very well off countries people will murder each other,… 03/05/2015 on There is truth in this 0
#105 - Whoa, calm down there Hitler. These people are refus… 03/05/2015 on Absolutely halal sweden +1
#102 - Hating someone for their race is bad, because we've long since… 03/05/2015 on Absolutely halal sweden +5
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#7 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - wutda (04/22/2014) [-]
I hope you ran out of toilet paper and have to use the roll
User avatar #5 - ffffyou (02/12/2014) [-]
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#3 to #2 - nonanonnon (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you for taking the time to comment some constructive criticism on my profile. Your comment has been archived for review, when I will do my best to improve upon my behavior. Thank you, and have a pleasant evening.
User avatar #1 - espay **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [-]
u just mad my butts better than urz >:c
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