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Date Signed Up:7/22/2013
Last Login:4/27/2015
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#120 - Not if I shift into maximum overdrive! 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 3 0
#58 - I agree with pretty much everything else you said but don't y… 04/23/2015 on Melted +1
#405 - I'd say that's going too far, but during that scene in The Las…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Justice Served -2
#674 - greedtheavaricious (04/23/2015) [-]
He wouldn't have killed her so soon and Joel woulda come anyway so it's k. Just a game, real life would definitely not be k.
#302 - I never thought I'd find someone more awkward around women tha… 04/22/2015 on Cringe #34 - Gamer, Sonic &... 0
#29 - If that's real, that's still hilarious. Lying is ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Seeing the future my fist! +6
#30 - fefe (04/22/2015) [-]
Clairvoyance doesn't necessarily mean he can see everything that is going to happen. Clairvoyance itself, according to our understanding of it, means that under certain circumstances an individual can perceive the most likely course of events for a situation. Evidence obtained during various government projects in the 1980s and by the Rhine Research Institute have indicated that it is highly likely this is a human capability that exists but is ridiculously underdeveloped and hard to develop, which is why the project lost funding. Being a dick to someone about something you clearly have no understanding of and haven't even bothered to research is still being a dick.
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Most unpopular opinion on FJ +32
User avatar #133 - iamnuff (04/22/2015) [-]
that's a very good point.
#3 - Picture 04/21/2015 on Wörk! 0
#173 - What are you waiting for then? 04/21/2015 on Cringe #33 - Edgy,... 0
#298 - She's talking to herself, and just taking out her mistakes on … 04/21/2015 on I don't know what to do. 0
#172 - I can remember every single word. Damn it brain, yo… 04/16/2015 on (untitled) +2
#299 - It can be done. Whether it's a good idea though... 04/16/2015 on Ideas +3
#234 - She's also your sister. Or clone. Or flesh golem. It'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Parting Words +1
#235 - ronjeremysweiner (04/16/2015) [-]
not his
not really a clone
he took a rib from adam to mold into eve or something like that
#56 - Two are better than one, because they have a good return for t… 04/15/2015 on anon goes to a frat party +1
#170 - We could've lived in a forest naming animals all our lives, or…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Parting Words +2
#228 - ronjeremysweiner (04/16/2015) [-]
are you saying you would pick working a 5 day week so you can survive and enjoy some things rather than chilling out in a beautiful ass garden and fucking this hot ass chick forever? not even knowing the concept of good and evil? no stress, no work, no pain.
just enjoy the shit that grows off trees.
this sounds boring, but if you didn't know the difference then why would it matter?
#234 - nonanonnon (04/16/2015) [-]
She's also your sister.

Or clone. Or flesh golem. It's never really made that clear.
#235 - ronjeremysweiner (04/16/2015) [-]
not his
not really a clone
he took a rib from adam to mold into eve or something like that
#62 - It's always the cute ones, isn't it? Next you'll be telling me… 04/14/2015 on Random animals +1
#48 - I love a happy ending. 04/11/2015 on When your pops dies 0
#202 - Yes, but after being bathed like 50 times, imagine! He'd be …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. +27
#350 - fefe (04/12/2015) [-]
And other 50 hours combing it to the best of your ability and sanity... then sure.
#200 - My god... I want to hug it...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. +18
User avatar #201 - newprinny (04/11/2015) [-]
It's extremely detrimental to the sheep's health and it's gross, matted fluff, it'd be sorta like rubbing up against stale cotton candy that's been rolled in the mud, dood.
#202 - nonanonnon (04/11/2015) [-]
Yes, but after being bathed like 50 times, imagine! He'd be like a giant living cotton ball.

A man can dream, can't he?
#350 - fefe (04/12/2015) [-]
And other 50 hours combing it to the best of your ability and sanity... then sure.
#62 - Of course it is. I don't know how I was surprised. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Animal crossing +3
#65 - foxdragon (04/09/2015) [-]
i know
#104 - Everyone's talking about the war games they played as a kid an…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Times have changed fast.. +9
#222 - awec (04/09/2015) [-]
Aww yeah Keen 4 was freaking awesome.
User avatar #174 - punkeryo (04/09/2015) [-]
yeah comander keen - great game =)
User avatar #110 - pocketstooheavy (04/09/2015) [-]
Aww yeah. I remember growing up playing that with my Dad.

Kids these days have no idea.
#34 - Well, time to erase that from my memory! 04/07/2015 on Zoe gets some useful advice +1
#48 - Picture 04/07/2015 on I would eat the baby, you... 0
#15 - I'm going to need some context for that, though I'm not sure h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Catplant 0
User avatar #16 - megaton (04/07/2015) [-]
main character is a hybrid with space rocks that have teh ability to transform since their physical forms is based almost entirely on whatever they feel like. he was learning how to transform but he couldnt really control what was happening. and at first it was just one finger that turned into a cat, but he slowly started having cats grow everywhere and he was turning into tetsuo from akira by the end, only replace organs with fluffy kitties. at this point he was trying to beg his father for help, but as his father is entirely human and is particularly put off by his dead wifes alien heritage, especially the shape shifting aspect of it, he didnt really know what to do so it lead to both of them freaking out. i think the context helps a bit
#17 - Wasn't the Hulk originally gray though? Well, it's o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on How Hulk deals with crime +10
User avatar #25 - demcupcakes (04/05/2015) [-]
read his name
#21 - You just responded and made them top content. GG. 04/05/2015 on Just skyrim things 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#7 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - wutda (04/22/2014) [-]
I hope you ran out of toilet paper and have to use the roll
User avatar #5 - ffffyou (02/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - jooby (11/13/2013) [-]
#3 to #2 - nonanonnon (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you for taking the time to comment some constructive criticism on my profile. Your comment has been archived for review, when I will do my best to improve upon my behavior. Thank you, and have a pleasant evening.
User avatar #1 - espay **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [-]
u just mad my butts better than urz >:c
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