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Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
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#4 - That's illegal. The minimum you're entitled to for working a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Royal 0
User avatar #6 - iamtheceej (09/09/2014) [-]
I am entitled to lieu time, but getting my requested days approve is a gigantic pain in the arse
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion (09/09/2014) [-]
I like reading this like it's "lieu" as in toilet. It's hilarious.
#21 - rdobet (09/09/2014) [-]
that's what I thought and I've never even said the word with that meaning before.
#151 - Been with her for 9 years. I'm probably gonna marry her soon. … 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#17 - Is there a link for the UK amazon I can use? 09/05/2014 on Fatty Paradise - cheap... 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Rethink Vaccines 0
#5 - mr skeltal Comment deleted by noisia
#3 - angelicdemon Comment deleted by noisia
#111 - Dr Evil had professional training: "It's Dr. Evi… 09/03/2014 on The doctor will see you now 0
#165 - What a backwards legal system this is. "This is …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on The new craze +3
User avatar #239 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
I think it's to prevent bad decisions. In the UK, I imagine it follows the system of "you can explore your sexuality, but you can't send out erotic images of yourself because you will probably regret it more than enjoying sex". As a human, you have a right to have sex with consensual partners, but there are laws to prevent you making mistakes. If you do it at 16, you can get a job and financial aid to support the child.
#172 - angelusprimus (09/03/2014) [-]
And you can't buy cigarette until you are 21.
User avatar #217 - TATTYBOJANGLES (09/03/2014) [-]
Cigarettes - 18
Alcohol - 18

Cigarettes used to be 16 until a few years ago when the law changed and the smoking bans were introduced. Most places will ask for I.D if you look under 21, but as long as you can prove you're over 18, you can still buy them.
User avatar #180 - lolzordz (09/03/2014) [-]
thats not true
#362 - Having nothing left for you to take from them is the ideal sit… 09/03/2014 on GamerGate 0
#134 - Born is Bristol, England. Where the legal age is 16. S…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2014 on The new craze +1
#142 - angelusprimus (09/03/2014) [-]
Legal age for sex is 16. For erotic distribution its still 18.
User avatar #165 - noisia (09/03/2014) [-]
What a backwards legal system this is.

"This is a 17 year old girl you're looking at picture of you know! Off to prison, you disgusting pedophile!"
*Goes home and fucks 16 year old*
User avatar #239 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
I think it's to prevent bad decisions. In the UK, I imagine it follows the system of "you can explore your sexuality, but you can't send out erotic images of yourself because you will probably regret it more than enjoying sex". As a human, you have a right to have sex with consensual partners, but there are laws to prevent you making mistakes. If you do it at 16, you can get a job and financial aid to support the child.
#172 - angelusprimus (09/03/2014) [-]
And you can't buy cigarette until you are 21.
User avatar #217 - TATTYBOJANGLES (09/03/2014) [-]
Cigarettes - 18
Alcohol - 18

Cigarettes used to be 16 until a few years ago when the law changed and the smoking bans were introduced. Most places will ask for I.D if you look under 21, but as long as you can prove you're over 18, you can still buy them.
User avatar #180 - lolzordz (09/03/2014) [-]
thats not true
#173 - #158 09/03/2014 on YOU ARE A PIRATE 0
#297 - I've been a gamer all my life. I've had very little opinion on…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on GamerGate +6
User avatar #341 - thunderkrux (09/03/2014) [-]
So your plan for me is to not visit those sights anymore? Am I helping as much as someone who has visited those sites before by saying I have never visited those sites ever? I mean mathmatically I guess I wouldn't because I'm not taking anything away from them if I never gave anything to them.
User avatar #362 - noisia (09/03/2014) [-]
Having nothing left for you to take from them is the ideal situation.

So well done you.
#105 - I dunno. If she can't stand up to a 7 year old, how can she st… 08/29/2014 on Story Time +3
#18 - I thought they were just upsidedown on some ice! Than… 08/26/2014 on Sorcery of the highest... +1
#100 - I didn't consider it like that. Upon re-reading the above, it … 08/26/2014 on Effect of Feminism 145 +3
#88 - Explain your reasoning, please. I'm interested in your take on this.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Effect of Feminism 145 0
User avatar #89 - emptysuperman (08/26/2014) [-]
I would like to hear yours after as well. Because the way I read it, it seems like it's mostly good for men's rights. So I'm thinking I don't understand it. But here's how I understood it:

Example 1:
>I knock some girl up
>I don't want to be a father
>"Get a DNA test!"
>I don't want to be a father, even if I was the biological father, I don't want to be one
>Ain't shit anyone can do about you not wanting to be a dad
This seems good to me.

Example 2:
>You've been married to a woman for 7 years
>She has a 10 year old daughter that's not biologically yours
>Been raising her like a daughter
>You get divorced
>You: "I don't want to raise that little shit anymore"
>"Fine, then pay child support"
>You: "She ain't mine!"
>"Too bad. You raised her for years as if she was, you can't just decide to back out now."
This is also good.

As a man in the US, you are basically forced to raise a kid if you knock a girl up and she decides to keep it. I think that's bullshit, it gives men no choice. However, if you choose to enter that commitment to a child, you don't really have the right to just walk away, regardless of gender or whether or not the kid is biologically yours.

If I'm wrong, please explain to me how it really works.
User avatar #100 - noisia (08/26/2014) [-]
I didn't consider it like that. Upon re-reading the above, it seems that it's quite ambiguous what they mean when they say that fatherhood is determined by society.

I didn't read it as a "If I don't want to be a dad, I won't be a dad" I read it as "You will be a dad whether you're the biological parent or not."

I saw it more as:

>Have girlfriend/wife
>She cheats and gets pregnant
>I find out and break up/divorce with her
>Law insists I pay for child support for a child that is not mine

Or

>Woman gets knocked up by some stranger on a one night stand
>She cannot afford to raise child by herself
>Meets me, we have sex
>Tells me that I've knocked her up and I have to pay child support
>Law does not allow me to do DNA test to prove otherwise and forces me to pay for 18 years.
#150 - In the US, the type of beer you generally have is lager, which…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#152 - ronjeremysweiner (08/24/2014) [-]
ales here are cold too
if i ever get to Europe ill try one warm
but until then you Europeans are weirdos
User avatar #153 - grandmabetty (08/24/2014) [-]
It won't be warm if you get it from a pub, it will be cellar temperature (roughly 10c / 50f)

If you really want a warm one then dip the bottle in a pan of boiling water for a few seconds, but it won't be as nice as cellar temperature.
#94 - At the risk of red thumbs, I agree with you. Instead, they cou… 08/21/2014 on not your standard office... 0
#18 - Upon further review, I think you're correct. 08/20/2014 on yfw you just can't do science +2
#12 - And she pushed it a little instead of just letting it drop.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on yfw you just can't do science -3
#14 - mr skeltal (08/20/2014) [-]
No pushing from what i've seen. She does step forward though.
User avatar #18 - noisia (08/20/2014) [-]
Upon further review, I think you're correct.
#204 - I haven't heard anything of this game until now. Probably beca… 08/20/2014 on Cheating for good reviews 0
#86 - Thanks! 08/19/2014 on push to add drama +1
#37 - Picture 08/17/2014 on Your daily dose of nope +2
#20 - Who said I can't depict Mohammed's face? The Qu'ran? …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on double standered +10
User avatar #82 - wishingwell (08/17/2014) [-]
It's just about respecting people and their bounderies. I would never draw Mohammed my self (since I suck at drawing) and i've got normal muslim friends and family, that i don't wanna piss off. By the same token, i would never draw a priest doing any thing related with pedofilia or jesus/moses/Noah/any god sucking dick, because i got christian and jewish friends & family (my uncle is a renowned priest), that i don't wanna offend
- like be the change you wanna see in the world, and imo thereøs no need to offend everyone at every possible moment - i would rather have a grownup discussion/debate, than just ridicule people. (except if it's scientology and that awfull Westboro Baptist church - they're just plain ridonkolous)
#94 - thesoulseeker (08/17/2014) [-]
So you wouldn't draw mohammed's face so as to not piss of your muslim friends/family?
But what if you had friends and family who are westboro/scientology followers?
Would you still not do anything to ridicule their beliefs?
User avatar #110 - wishingwell (08/17/2014) [-]
the last part was a joke - thought ridonkolous was a dead giveaway)
but i would properly try not to do it right in their face.
my drinking buddies and i play a game called "who wanna be hitler?", we made a couple of years ago, with a swastika board and armbands, but i don't go around showing the game to jewish friends.
#47 - Go to the in game settings and turn colourblind mode on. It ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Summoners Code part 3 +1
User avatar #55 - Bion (08/17/2014) [-]
The pic was taken before it gave you a separate color health bar. Normally you're green and allies are blue. Colorblind is as you say, yellow and green.
#43 - Wtf! If I told my gf that it wasn't from a condom, she'd belie… 08/17/2014 on Damn you ramen 0
#21 - I'll probably play a couple of games tonight bro. I'll send yo… 08/15/2014 on summary of ranked life 0
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User avatar #9 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
**** yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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