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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:United States VA
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I am that guy that people always mention when "homework" in involved. You may also see me on religious posts, I introduce myself as "Catholic Here:" I like to be friendly and funny and I am working on building my style of humor. Leave me some love in the comments or add me as a friend.
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#52 - I guess. Or it could you know, be me. But its cool. The commen…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... -1
#53 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Well sorry then. I can't believe you.
#50 - www.youtube.com/user/nbrightw Read the top post.  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... -1
#51 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
For all we know you could have just sent a message to nbrightw telling him to say that.
User avatar #52 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
I guess. Or it could you know, be me. But its cool. The comment isn't worth fighting for.
#53 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Well sorry then. I can't believe you.
#44 - How would you like me to prove it? Here is a screenca…  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... -1
#45 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Anyone can do that with Inspect Element.
I can even make a screen-cap as if I am Ray William Faggot
#50 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
#51 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
For all we know you could have just sent a message to nbrightw telling him to say that.
User avatar #52 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
I guess. Or it could you know, be me. But its cool. The comment isn't worth fighting for.
#53 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Well sorry then. I can't believe you.
#35 - nbrightw? What if I wrote that?  [+] (7 new replies) 1 hour ago on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... -2
#40 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
#44 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
How would you like me to prove it?

Here is a screencap of me logged in.
#45 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Anyone can do that with Inspect Element.
I can even make a screen-cap as if I am Ray William Faggot
#50 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
#51 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
For all we know you could have just sent a message to nbrightw telling him to say that.
User avatar #52 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
I guess. Or it could you know, be me. But its cool. The comment isn't worth fighting for.
#53 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Well sorry then. I can't believe you.
#29 - Fucking glad someone gets it. 2 hours ago on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... 0
#28 - Ever think he is a troll? 2 hours ago on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... +2
#26 - Clashing Colors to Make a Statement (brave) Interesting je…  [+] (9 new replies) 2 hours ago on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... -4
#34 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
nice reposting a comment fag
User avatar #35 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
nbrightw? What if I wrote that?
#40 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
#44 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
How would you like me to prove it?

Here is a screencap of me logged in.
#45 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Anyone can do that with Inspect Element.
I can even make a screen-cap as if I am Ray William Faggot
#50 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
#51 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
For all we know you could have just sent a message to nbrightw telling him to say that.
User avatar #52 - nois (1 hour ago) [-]
I guess. Or it could you know, be me. But its cool. The comment isn't worth fighting for.
#53 - jedipanda (1 hour ago) [-]
Well sorry then. I can't believe you.
#790 - Your spelling sir, was driving me fucking nuts. I usually don'… 05/26/2012 on The History of FunnyJunk 0
#8 - I go down with my roll 05/25/2012 on Clever Legal System +24
#7 - **nois rolls 686** Want real ones?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Clever Legal System -7
User avatar #23 - radsteriii (05/25/2012) [-]
**radsteriii rolls 2** Sorry sir, you seem to have dropped this on your way over..
User avatar #8 - nois (05/25/2012) [-]
I go down with my roll
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User avatar #259 - publesstroll ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Hey your A mod on the fj minecraft server right? If so please tell me why i am banned
User avatar #260 to #259 - nois (05/14/2012) [-]
What happened when you got banned? Did you type alot and tell you that you were kicked?

I can't find the exact reason. I didn't specifically ban you.
User avatar #261 to #260 - publesstroll ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
i typed ohshitnigger and it just said "You Have Been Kicked!" and i tryed to rejoin and it said "Banned!"
User avatar #262 to #261 - nois (05/14/2012) [-]
Sounds like you were either spaming or Princess Celestia was annoyed with you. In which case I don't know if you can get back in for awhile. Bans can last 24 hours to a few weeks.
User avatar #263 to #262 - publesstroll ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
okay I think its the spamming probably.How long do those last?
User avatar #264 to #263 - nois (05/15/2012) [-]
Typically a day or two I think.

But it may be permanent. Princess Celestia should clear it within a few weeks if so.
User avatar #265 to #264 - publesstroll ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
but but without minecraft I have nothing else....
User avatar #266 to #265 - nois (05/15/2012) [-]
Make your own single player. Or you can find another server.
User avatar #267 to #266 - publesstroll ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
true, me and my friend have a plan to crash a server. he is a op and hes gonna deop everyone except me and him and then we rape the server :)
User avatar #255 - mrgreatnames (05/10/2012) [-]
Look, I'm not trying to bash on jews or anything like that.

I was simply making a joke.
I am a very tolerant person, but in my opinion, tolerance does not exclude poking fun at a group.
User avatar #256 to #255 - nois (05/10/2012) [-]
I get that. People make jokes, even ones targeted in a certain area.

But when you associate it with a group like you did, you drag the image of a group down.

Anyone can make a joke about catholics in a non official position and even catholics are inclined to laugh most of the time.

You associate that with a republican who is running for election, and you cause a shit storm.
User avatar #257 to #256 - mrgreatnames (05/10/2012) [-]
I don't agree.

But alright, I'll refrain from doing so in the future.
User avatar #258 to #257 - nois (05/10/2012) [-]
Meh, thats cool.

#254 - nois (04/17/2012) [-]
Just because I love this gif
Just because I love this gif
#250 - inforcersorders (04/16/2012) [-]
Damn, I was just thinking how I havent heard a "Nois, do your homework" joke in forever...But then there is one on your page..
User avatar #251 to #250 - nois (04/16/2012) [-]
Feels good man?
User avatar #252 to #251 - inforcersorders (04/16/2012) [-]
Is that supposed to be the feels good man? He still looks sad, so I thought it was still a "feels bad man" frog! Well no, it feels bad.
User avatar #253 to #252 - nois (04/17/2012) [-]
That is a feels bad man meme. I was just thinking you were happy to see a nois joke so you felt better.

Ill try to make a top comment soon, and hopefully someone will make a homework joke in that case. Just keep them eyes open okay?
User avatar #247 - CaptainJohnPrice (04/14/2012) [-]
Tis swell that uncle dolan won't update the Minecraft server.

Leaves you more time for homework.
User avatar #248 to #247 - nois (04/14/2012) [-]
Imma kill him if he don't do it soon.
User avatar #249 to #248 - CaptainJohnPrice (04/15/2012) [-]
But in the meantime, what should you be doing?
User avatar #243 - Kritarie ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
I live in Roanoke. You close, bro?
User avatar #244 to #243 - nois (04/11/2012) [-]
Chesapeake
User avatar #245 to #244 - Kritarie ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Ah, so exact opposite side. My aunt lives in Hampton.
User avatar #246 to #245 - nois (04/11/2012) [-]
Cool. Hampton is a little more shady, but I hope to start my teaching career there.
User avatar #242 - jaakoko ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
I was beginning to wonder why I hadn't seen you having a religious debate recently... haha
Hope all is well! have a good day!
#240 - hauntzor ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
I just wanna say that I love when you give your ten cents on all the religion posts that happen to sneak onto the front page. You are among one of the few competent Christians on this site.

Sincerely, a Christian who's too big of a pussy to do the same thing
User avatar #241 to #240 - nois (04/07/2012) [-]
Dawww thanks. I think you will find your own in time. Taking a basic theology class or some religious courses will help confidence in your understanding.
#239 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
I love how you apply logic to Pokemon :) !
User avatar #236 - nois (04/04/2012) [-]
**nois rolls 50**
User avatar #232 - qazzuiop (04/04/2012) [-]
I like pie. What is, as a christian, your opinion of pie?
User avatar #233 to #232 - nois (04/04/2012) [-]
Apple pie is God's pie. Any other pie deserves a burning at the cross.
User avatar #234 to #233 - qazzuiop (04/04/2012) [-]
HERESY. ONLY CHOCOLATE PECAN PIE CAN BE GOD'S PIE

>:(
User avatar #235 to #234 - nois (04/04/2012) [-]
Chocolate is black
Black is the color of the devil.
Your demon pie is unholy!
User avatar #237 to #235 - qazzuiop (04/05/2012) [-]
I correct myself, chocolate pecan is the pie of ALLAH. AHLALALALALALA
User avatar #238 to #237 - nois (04/05/2012) [-]
Meh. Might be true.
#230 - rebelgamer (04/03/2012) [-]
As a fellow Christian internet dweller, I salute you good sir.
User avatar #231 to #230 - nois (04/03/2012) [-]
'Preciate it brah.

=D
#228 - iloverapingmen (04/01/2012) [-]
You live in Virginia?
User avatar #229 to #228 - nois (04/03/2012) [-]
Yes I live in Virginia. Didn't see you ask the question until now.
User avatar #222 - Das (04/01/2012) [-]
You're a fucking retard, I hope you know that.

Go burn in your imaginary hell you Christfag.
#223 to #222 - nois (04/01/2012) [-]
Das. You may have a good point in your argument I just haven't seen it yet. Don't turn off so easy. I am not mad at you. Nor your familiy.    
   
Ask them though. Why are they catholic as opposed to being protestant? Do they agree with the church? Do they then agree that life starts at conception?   
   
Then why would they be pro-choice? Especially if that means they believe its okay for someone to choose to murder their child?   
   
Ask them. If you disagree with my logic. Tell me where I am wrong. Honestly, I would want your folks to be catholic!    
   
Here. Have a gif of dolan
Das. You may have a good point in your argument I just haven't seen it yet. Don't turn off so easy. I am not mad at you. Nor your familiy.

Ask them though. Why are they catholic as opposed to being protestant? Do they agree with the church? Do they then agree that life starts at conception?

Then why would they be pro-choice? Especially if that means they believe its okay for someone to choose to murder their child?

Ask them. If you disagree with my logic. Tell me where I am wrong. Honestly, I would want your folks to be catholic!

Here. Have a gif of dolan
User avatar #224 to #223 - Das (04/01/2012) [-]
God damn you...you're so slippery with your words. Now I look like an even bigger ass.

I'm saying people don't have to follow every rule of a certain religion to be apart of it. Everyone has a different opinion on everything, it'd be impossible to find such a large group of people that all agree on all the same things.

My family is Democratic, so we believe in a lot of Democratic things. The ones who are Republican feel the opposite way. I don't think your religion automatically confines you to certain political views as well. If that was the case, how could presidents be elected? Actually, that's usually a big reason why there aren't a lot of Catholic or Christian presidents.

My jimmies were just rustled, that's all. Being you had the top comment, it was very crowded, and I was getting bombarded with red pinkies.

I still stand by my argument though, and I even mentioned it to my Grandma that someone thought you had to be Pro-Life and Catholic, and she agreed with me that it's not the case.


User avatar #225 to #224 - nois (04/01/2012) [-]
I am democrat for the most part. I am considering voting Obama this presidential election. My point is exactly yours but on a political sense. Religion is more absolute. You can't cave on values, it undermines the entire argument. If you were an atheist but believed prayers actually work, there would be a serious issue there.

I can be a pro-life democrat, so can your family be. Your religion really doesn't choose your political views. It should influence it though. and if your familiy really feels that they are practicing catholics, then they should consider following it fully, which means they agree that life starts at conception. Which means they should be pro-life.

Also every president has been catholic or christian typically. No man of power in America until maybe recently with congress has ever been elected without getting some backing from a religion.

I get the feeling man. I am a catholic who speaks his mouth on FJ. I don't always do as well as I have in the past day or two. I often get some serious red thumbs. In fact, most of the time I get harassed hard on Reddit for my views. Getting called a "homophobe" "racist" "christfag." Etc.

Here is where you can find the legal rules within the Catechism (Catholic Law Book basically):
-2273 The inalienable right to life of every innocent human individual is a constitutive element of a civil society and its legislation:

"The inalienable rights of the person must be recognized and respected by civil society and the political authority. These human rights depend neither on single individuals nor on parents; nor do they represent a concession made by society and the state; they belong to human nature and are inherent in the person by virtue of the creative act from which the person took his origin. Among such fundamental rights one should mention in this regard every human being's right to life and physical integrity from the moment of conception until death."80
User avatar #226 to #225 - Das (04/01/2012) [-]
Someone called you Christfag? Wow, what an asshole...
User avatar #227 to #226 - nois (04/01/2012) [-]
It isn't about what I get called as much as the intensity. Imagine attracitng a troll who continues to harass you. relates you to the KKK, tells you that you are a bad person for your beliefs, that there is no greater evil. Stuff like that.

Christfag isn't so bad. I was just kinda picking at you. =p.

Again I am cool with you. You seem like a nice guy, your folks are at least involved in politics which I approve of. I still think I have a point you should look more into. And bring up with your folks more. But it all works out man.


User avatar #214 - Sunset ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
Hey man, been a while since we last talked.
User avatar #215 to #214 - nois (01/19/2012) [-]
I know bro. I am pretty much tired of funnyjunk.

So much bitching, the constant moaning about women, the repetitive use of old jokes (i do realize everyone is like this)

I am just tired... So I tried reddit. And then came back to funnyjunk today cause reddit was down. And realised EVERYTHING on the front page was a retoast from reddit. like HOLY FUCKING SHIT I have seen all of this.

So I am done. Done with funnyjunk.
User avatar #216 to #215 - Sunset ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
Well, alright then. :/ You still gonna be here?
User avatar #217 to #216 - nois (01/19/2012) [-]
Probably leaving profile up and check it every now and then for friends.
User avatar #218 to #217 - Sunset ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
Alright then.

Even though I don't go on reddit much, add my account as a friend or whatever they do there. Idunnolol

DrSunset.
#212 - bobJML (01/17/2012) [-]
So, what are your favorite sub-reddits?
User avatar #213 to #212 - nois (01/17/2012) [-]
Skyrim =D
#219 to #213 - bobJML (01/20/2012) [-]
That's it?
User avatar #220 to #219 - nois (01/20/2012) [-]
Catholiocism, Skyrim, Funny, WTF, Politics
#221 to #220 - bobJML (01/26/2012) [-]
I recommend browsing Pics, abandonedporn (or earthporn if you want), Trees, First World Problems, Wallpapers, Ask Reddit, and SOPA, ACTA if you want to be informed on this horrific bills that might pass.
I recommend browsing Pics, abandonedporn (or earthporn if you want), Trees, First World Problems, Wallpapers, Ask Reddit, and SOPA, ACTA if you want to be informed on this horrific bills that might pass.
User avatar #210 - adimkkassem (01/16/2012) [-]
Hey nois, do you have that lord of the rings gif?

The one where Bilbo gives this guy a condom and then his eyebrows go up and down [sexy manner]?
User avatar #211 to #210 - nois (01/16/2012) [-]
I don't think I do sorry.
#207 to #206 - nois (01/12/2012) [-]
I personally like this one. =)

User avatar #209 to #208 - nois (01/12/2012) [-]
It was good though. I love you. And I would pinkie it up if I could. Please don't be sad
User avatar #203 - misterducklumps (12/29/2011) [-]
It's always been my life's goal to befriend a substitute teacher.
User avatar #204 to #203 - nois (12/29/2011) [-]
=D I can help ya there with that. You don't throw small children from the 3rd floor right? Because that would be a bad start.
User avatar #205 to #204 - misterducklumps (12/29/2011) [-]
I'm not going down Michael Jackson's road....
I'm obviously going to throw them from the fourth floor.
User avatar #202 - ihasapie (12/29/2011) [-]
done your homework yet?
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