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#7 - Comment deleted 04/23/2012 on Bass -1
#22 - My head hurts. ;_; I hit it when I fell of the chair with laughter 04/23/2012 on Disney World Scare 0
#68 - R-r-r-repost 04/22/2012 on youtube-cat +2
#51 - Yep, I don't need sleep, or sanity.... Its over-rated 04/19/2012 on Two-faced +4
#24 - Dear Diary, Today Anon was a pretty cool guy 04/19/2012 on Shower Scare... +9
#106 - The only thing I could think of: Cats. 04/19/2012 on 7 Tips on Proper Nerd... -1
#297 - ******* art right there 04/19/2012 on Roll a picture and draw it 0
#294 - Not bad, not bad at all :D  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Roll a picture and draw it 0
#296 - babasmith has deleted their comment.
#83 - DO WANT 04/19/2012 on My 3rd oc +2
#82 - I'm sick of this generation. The only hope is us fj'ers 04/19/2012 on My 3rd oc -7
#12 - FFS! GO WATCH THE EFFING MOVIE! SERIOUSLY! The both try to get…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Titanic: Alternative Ending 0
#14 - winniedawho (04/19/2012) [-]
Actually, Redditors (its fine we all go to someone else's house) proved the point, using mathematical, scientific, and logical methods, that they both could fit in that.
User avatar #53 - akkere (04/19/2012) [-]
.......Mind posting the thread this apparent conclusion derives from?
Also, did they account for the possibility of the door not being able to maintain their combined weight?
......As well as the circumstances of the situation obstructing any thinking from the minds of two young people who lack the comfort of being able to calculate positioning from the front of their computer, and their own home?
User avatar #34 - Turmoil (04/19/2012) [-]
Not sure if reddit or the fact you're opinion is different for red thumbs but you are right. Math and physics say they would have both floated on a door of that size.
User avatar #46 - Faz (04/19/2012) [-]
No it doesn't since people are doing the math assuming that the door didn't absorb any water, you don't need to be a genius to know that when an object absorbs water it sinks easier.
User avatar #55 - Turmoil (04/19/2012) [-]
True enough, however the door was not made of unfinished wood. While eventually its coating would fail and it would sink, it would likely stay afloat for a few hours. Which I would assume is how long it took them to find Rose anyway. It's not like she was out there for days.
User avatar #56 - Faz (04/19/2012) [-]
But the door was broken meaning a unvarnished, unpainted part of the door would be exposed to the water.
User avatar #15 - herecomesjohnny (04/19/2012) [-]
but two ordinary young people wouldn't figure the positions out just cause the entire internet did..
User avatar #13 - sonicschall (04/19/2012) [-]
ThisIsATrollInItsWildHabitat.jpg
#13 - I swear to **** , If I ever hear anyone say 'why c…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Enough with titanic jokes +12
#32 - bradical (04/19/2012) [-]
The logical thing would have been to take turns.... but alas for convenience to the plot they had to "kill" Leo off only for him to wash ashore in Inception.
#100 - anonymous (04/19/2012) [-]
Taking turns on the raft wouldn't be enough to recover from hypothermia. That would kill them both.
User avatar #133 - bradical (04/19/2012) [-]
I didn't say it was perfect, but damn some equality would have been nice. I'm all for chivalry but that only applies to letting girls through doors, not laying on top of them. lol
User avatar #24 - danmckenna (04/19/2012) [-]
I actually noticed this when I went to see it the other day
#17 - anonymous (04/19/2012) [-]
Except for the part that the guy tried to get on and rose didn't move over to equalize the distribution of weight.
The directors were also troll logicing and just wanted to kill off the guy. They didn't care if their physics were correct.
Just because it happens in the movie, doesn't mean it couldn't have been fixed.
User avatar #33 - rhblink (04/19/2012) [-]
Who the fuck cares. it's fucking fictional
#67 - anonymous (04/19/2012) [-]
Titanic: supposed to be be one of the most realistic movies of all time.
#62 - iamblastoise (04/19/2012) [-]
>Who the fuck cares.
>it's fucking fictional
>fictional
MFW
#40 - anonymous (04/19/2012) [-]
Quite obviously a lot of people do, considering all the posts on this.

You seem rather mad.
#16 - dethfreezy (04/19/2012) [-]
totally caught your reference
#15 - anonymous (04/19/2012) [-]
why couldn't rose move over?
#125 - Imagine how much that will be D: 04/19/2012 on Playstation +2
#18 - I had a dream where a possessed ps3 killed me... 04/17/2012 on Scumbag Bird +2
#164 - I got this feeling, so appealin'  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Shake 0
User avatar #170 - thundercloud (04/17/2012) [-]
its the best beats the rest
User avatar #181 - TwistedPizzaDude (04/17/2012) [-]
CELLULAR, MODULAR, INTERACTIVE-ODULAR
User avatar #185 - thundercloud (04/17/2012) [-]
ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
User avatar #202 - deantaylor (04/17/2012) [-]
how my life got turned upside down
User avatar #205 - thundercloud (04/17/2012) [-]
now id like to take minute just sit rite there
User avatar #222 - plumotje (04/17/2012) [-]
open the door, get on the floor
User avatar #233 - thundercloud (04/17/2012) [-]
and im proud to be an american
#252 - RESULTS PLEASE >:D 04/17/2012 on A little payback... +14
#90 - mfw 04/17/2012 on Dead Friend +3
#84 - Maybe we should be Bipolarjunk  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Dead Friend 0
User avatar #85 - JariWeis (04/17/2012) [-]
OR you could follow your name and just not give a fuck.
#90 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
mfw
#81 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Dead Friend +7
#82 - DrBobsPatient has deleted their comment.
User avatar #84 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
Maybe we should be Bipolarjunk
User avatar #85 - JariWeis (04/17/2012) [-]
OR you could follow your name and just not give a fuck.
#90 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
mfw
#78 - But its FUNNYjunk....  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Dead Friend 0
#79 - DrBobsPatient has deleted their comment.
#81 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
#82 - DrBobsPatient has deleted their comment.
User avatar #84 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
Maybe we should be Bipolarjunk
User avatar #85 - JariWeis (04/17/2012) [-]
OR you could follow your name and just not give a fuck.
#90 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
mfw
#459 - ** ***************** rolls 893** 04/17/2012 on Rolling close time 0
#76 - D: Why u make me sad?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Dead Friend 0
#77 - DrBobsPatient has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
But its FUNNYjunk....
#79 - DrBobsPatient has deleted their comment.
#81 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
#82 - DrBobsPatient has deleted their comment.
User avatar #84 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
Maybe we should be Bipolarjunk
User avatar #85 - JariWeis (04/17/2012) [-]
OR you could follow your name and just not give a fuck.
#90 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
mfw
#146 - Ahaha xD I just spewed tea all over my screen, thanks :D 04/17/2012 on Portal Gun +2
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on Google 0
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#134 - What I thought xD  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Portal Gun +7
#139 - liukang (04/17/2012) [-]
#146 - nofuckstogivehere (04/17/2012) [-]
Ahaha xD I just spewed tea all over my screen, thanks :D

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User avatar #12 - irwincardozo (06/11/2012) [-]
i hear you're not a "giver of ***** "
User avatar #13 to #12 - nofuckstogivehere (06/11/2012) [-]
Meh, Sometimes there a exceptions, why?
User avatar #14 to #13 - nofuckstogivehere (06/11/2012) [-]
Wait, that made no sense
#15 to #14 - irwincardozo (06/11/2012) [-]
This image has expired
you've started giving a **** ... my work here is done
User avatar #17 to #16 - irwincardozo (06/11/2012) [-]
we should roll some pics... u get to choose what...i get to choose the winnings
User avatar #18 to #17 - nofuckstogivehere (06/11/2012) [-]
Ahahhaha How about No.
User avatar #10 - struckworld (05/09/2012) [-]
OMG A GURL IMMA BE BONERING RITE NOW
#11 to #10 - nofuckstogivehere (05/09/2012) [-]
Bitch please, We are everywhere so stfu and get on with it
Bitch please, We are everywhere so stfu and get on with it
User avatar #8 - notchasingdreams (04/03/2012) [-]
lets have sex
#9 to #8 - nofuckstogivehere (04/03/2012) [-]
What the actual **** 0.0
User avatar #3 - ciaranc (01/30/2012) [-]
You Irish?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ciaranc (01/30/2012) [-]
Same :) what county you from? :)
User avatar #6 to #5 - nofuckstogivehere (01/30/2012) [-]
Tipperary, you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ciaranc (01/30/2012) [-]
Dublin :P
User avatar #1 - harmphrey (09/15/2011) [-]
you play xbox?!?!
you got live?
add me Skidevil3
by the way
you lost your comment virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - nofuckstogivehere (09/15/2011) [-]
Urm.. Lol? Im Jellybeans220 btw
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