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#25 - Where cats dance on nutella 05/25/2012 on Fuck Your Shit +5
#6 - I know right? I saw it at my cousins birthday. Wtf kid's sweet… 05/25/2012 on Anyone else noticed how... 0
#30 - Wtf, this is ******** . 05/25/2012 on ugly celebrity illusion +1
#193 - ** ***************** rolled a random image posted… 05/25/2012 on What if I told you 0
#11 - Seriously, I've seen this everywhere, even facebook 9gag posts.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Truth 0
#12 - pjuns (05/25/2012) [-]
I'm not surprised, I found it on 4chan.
#27 - I'd like to see a video? To youtube? 05/25/2012 on better than the fly plane?... +1
#30 - Being a fangirl of Chris, I have to say I loved Thor xD 05/25/2012 on Fuck Me, Right? +2
#467 - Best to-do list ever. 05/25/2012 on My TO DO list. +1
#6 - This is amazing and all but i've seen it 100 times already 0.0 05/24/2012 on Now, this is humanity +5
#33 - Not bad, practice makes perfect. :D 05/24/2012 on Vault Boy -4
#7 - I don't get to choose who I live with, Dad's on thursday and e…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on divorce 0
User avatar #43 - phsycocake (05/24/2012) [-]
if you live in texas then you can actually choose who to live with when you turn 13
#8 - *SPOILER ALERT* When Dom died I cried. Yes, over-emotion femal… 05/24/2012 on Propain -5
#22 - Still a better love story than twilight. 05/24/2012 on Morbidcraft -1
#222 - Wait, YGOAS reference? o.o 05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ 0
#44 - Comps now reposted? 05/23/2012 on Comp of awsome (1) +1
#34 - Wasn't this on the frontpage not to long ago?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Best Game Ending Ever 0
User avatar #78 - Zerrb (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah it was. And before that it was on front page too. And even before that.
#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Hawkeye +1
#33 - lilya Comment deleted by nofuckstogivehere
#3 - See you tomorrow on the frontpage 05/22/2012 on amon, guys -1
#14 - What you do now is put a roll of duct tape beside the empty ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2012 on Why? +1
User avatar #20 - coolstream (05/23/2012) [-]
Put the sticky sides together. Solved
#38 - Stop torturing the poor animal and kill it probably if you mus…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2012 on oh hey morbid -10
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#40 - anon (05/22/2012) [-]
Shut up. You people piss me off to no end. The thing is dead.

Definition of death from a biological standpoint: The cessation of functions that are necessary to continue the existence of an organism through biological processes.

Head is detached. Lungs cannot provide oxygen to the brain. This results in death. Going further, the brain cannot send signals for muscles around the lungs to expand and contract, leading to the aforementioned. Digestive tract is severed, meaning no source of intake for continued metabolic functionality. etc.etc.etc.



TL;DR summary- it's dead, you prick. Nerves can continue to fire in the portion that is still connected to the brain, which causes these reactions.
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2012 on Hawkeye +5
#20 - lilya Comment deleted by nofuckstogivehere
#32 - nofuckstogivehere Comment deleted by nofuckstogivehere
#33 - lilya Comment deleted by nofuckstogivehere
#40 - Me. Because my name is Emily. 05/22/2012 on I think her name is Emily 0
#107 - The car exploded and glass shot everywhere..... WTF BOOK 05/22/2012 on OC reaction 0
#98 - I best spend my last few hours where I am expected to be (so t… 05/22/2012 on HELP! -1
#197 - 9gag logic confuses me :|  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2012 on Lemon key face -6
User avatar #199 - ferose (05/22/2012) [-]
pretty sure it isn't 9gag. I'm not sure what the purpose was here: to make a satirical representation of 9gag, or to make a play on words.

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User avatar #12 - irwincardozo (06/11/2012) [-]
i hear you're not a "giver of ***** "
User avatar #13 to #12 - nofuckstogivehere (06/11/2012) [-]
Meh, Sometimes there a exceptions, why?
User avatar #14 to #13 - nofuckstogivehere (06/11/2012) [-]
Wait, that made no sense
#15 to #14 - irwincardozo (06/11/2012) [-]
This image has expired
you've started giving a **** ... my work here is done
User avatar #17 to #16 - irwincardozo (06/11/2012) [-]
we should roll some pics... u get to choose what...i get to choose the winnings
User avatar #18 to #17 - nofuckstogivehere (06/11/2012) [-]
Ahahhaha How about No.
User avatar #10 - struckworld (05/09/2012) [-]
OMG A GURL IMMA BE BONERING RITE NOW
#11 to #10 - nofuckstogivehere (05/09/2012) [-]
Bitch please, We are everywhere so stfu and get on with it
Bitch please, We are everywhere so stfu and get on with it
User avatar #8 - notchasingdreams (04/03/2012) [-]
lets have sex
#9 to #8 - nofuckstogivehere (04/03/2012) [-]
What the actual **** 0.0
User avatar #3 - ciaranc (01/30/2012) [-]
You Irish?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ciaranc (01/30/2012) [-]
Same :) what county you from? :)
User avatar #6 to #5 - nofuckstogivehere (01/30/2012) [-]
Tipperary, you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ciaranc (01/30/2012) [-]
Dublin :P
User avatar #1 - harmphrey (09/15/2011) [-]
you play xbox?!?!
you got live?
add me Skidevil3
by the way
you lost your comment virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - nofuckstogivehere (09/15/2011) [-]
Urm.. Lol? Im Jellybeans220 btw
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