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Studying abroad. Europe is expensive. Or maybe I'm just poor. Or maybe both?
Whatever the fuck, European bitches trump American girls by far. Maybe all my wallet's innards end up at the bar paying for Appletini's and Cosmo's because European bitches saw that these are the drinks favorited by NY women, who are supposedly fashionable, on TV? Nah. It's because I like to drink a lot of beer and eat red meat.
Fuck you.
Whatever the fuck, European bitches trump American girls by far. Maybe all my wallet's innards end up at the bar paying for Appletini's and Cosmo's because European bitches saw that these are the drinks favorited by NY women, who are supposedly fashionable, on TV? Nah. It's because I like to drink a lot of beer and eat red meat.
Fuck you.
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nofatchicksallowed (02/29/2012) [-] 
I'm grooming myself to be the next Jonathan Goldsmith.
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cunninglinguist (02/29/2012) [-] Well you're doing a great job at it. I enjoy reading your comments.
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nofatchicksallowed (02/29/2012) [-] Dankeschon. I dig your username. It's cunning... linguistically. I'm sure your genius is wasted, more often than not, on these internet cretins.
Tis a shame.
Tis a shame.
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cunninglinguist (02/29/2012) [-] Why thank you. And you're quite right, I spend most of my time on the interwebs. I enjoy showing people who seem to only have the mental capacity to breathe, my intellectual authority.
