I'm grooming myself to be the next Jonathan Goldsmith.

Well you're doing a great job at it. I enjoy reading your comments.

Dankeschon. I dig your username. It's cunning... linguistically. I'm sure your genius is wasted, more often than not, on these internet cretins.


Tis a shame.

Why thank you. And you're quite right, I spend most of my time on the interwebs. I enjoy showing people who seem to only have the mental capacity to breathe, my intellectual authority.