Studying abroad. Europe is expensive. Or maybe I'm just poor. Or maybe both?
Whatever the fuck, European bitches trump American girls by far. Maybe all my wallet's innards end up at the bar paying for Appletini's and Cosmo's because European bitches saw that these are the drinks favorited by NY women, who are supposedly fashionable, on TV? Nah. It's because I like to drink a lot of beer and eat red meat.