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nofatchicksallowed

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
Last Login:4/21/2012
Location:AustriaNYNC
FunnyJunk Career Stats
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Content Level Progress: 10.16% (6/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:3907
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:379
FJ Points:1358
Studying abroad. Europe is expensive. Or maybe I'm just poor. Or maybe both?

Whatever the fuck, European bitches trump American girls by far. Maybe all my wallet's innards end up at the bar paying for Appletini's and Cosmo's because European bitches saw that these are the drinks favorited by NY women, who are supposedly fashionable, on TV? Nah. It's because I like to drink a lot of beer and eat red meat.

Fuck you.

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    They're so proud of their kids... They're so proud of their kids...
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    Birthday Birthday
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    Obnoxious. Obnoxious.
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    True story True story

latest user's comments

#22 - With your penis. 04/15/2012 on innocent i swear +72
#72 - The only good thing about that band is their name. 04/13/2012 on Awesome clouds. 0
#9 - **nofatchicksallowed rolls 927** Trips and some one rule 34'… 04/13/2012 on Frozen Girl -2
#15 - That pic is of Atreyu, not Bastian. ****.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2012 on Awesome clouds. +3
#34 - molestingbabys (04/13/2012) [-]
hmmmm atreyu you say...
#72 - nofatchicksallowed (04/13/2012) [-]
The only good thing about that band is their name.
#16 - jakols (04/13/2012) [-]
saw that after i posted, couldn't be bothered deleting
#17 - jakols (04/13/2012) [-]
Here's the pic i meant to post
sorry my good sir for the inconvenience
#9 - He's a fat ginger who plays the clarinet. 04/13/2012 on Ginger becomes rustled. +3
#28 - The original line was much better. 04/13/2012 on It's true -2
#5 - Ah, I see. The answer is two. 04/12/2012 on puzzle +1
#31 - That smug fat body deserved it. I hate fat women. 04/12/2012 on I don't even +4
#1 - Picture 04/11/2012 on QUAAAID +1
#2 - It's like watching Animal Planet.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on niggers, niggers everywhere +4
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#3 - squareballs (04/11/2012) [-]
More like Left 4 Dead. It's like a boomer exploded on a survivor and this is the recorded outcome.