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#375 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2012 on Dale +26
User avatar #400 - romdadon (03/14/2012) [-]
then when you kill him for your own safety
he comes to take a bite out of your ass
User avatar #389 - bObmEh (03/14/2012) [-]
He thought Rick was dead. The true scumbag part is every other episode with him in it.
User avatar #390 - cdula (03/14/2012) [-]
No, season 2 is based on Shane's sanity slowly going down. In a way.
User avatar #384 - craazhy (03/14/2012) [-]
then leads you into the woods on false pretenses, tells you he's a better father and husband to your weak son and broken wife and tries to kill you.
#81 - Picture 03/14/2012 on Porn Stars +18
#85 - Picture 03/12/2012 on When i thumb down from... +20
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2012 on yes , of course +11
#151 - dreigamos (03/12/2012) [-]
i know it;s not a taco, it's an enchilada dog, however this dog is a taco dog
#54 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on My friend +16
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#18 - Picture 03/09/2012 on Haters Gonna Hate +3
#25 - Picture 03/09/2012 on Finally +1
#63 - 50% Hook 50% Blade 100% Boss 03/09/2012 on You Don't Say +30
#220 - Picture 03/09/2012 on Molto... MOLTO Bene +3
#33 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2012 on True ;) +26
#50 - corkscrew (03/08/2012) [-]
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#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 35** Dubs and those tits are calm!!!
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#34 - lazorbeem (03/08/2012) [-]
because fuck you that's why.
#66 - Picture 03/08/2012 on Agreed +3
#115 - That is ridiculous! I am so offended! Not all black people ste…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2012 on What does it do? +22
#138 - slamerz (03/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #122 - someblackguy (03/08/2012) [-]
nigga eat yo chicken
#517 - Picture 03/07/2012 on Kony 2012 +2
#12 - There's a page two? 03/07/2012 on true story +2
#70 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on Silly animals comp +26
#78 - metalpersian (03/07/2012) [-]
for all i care, IT CAN BE WHATEVER IT WANTS TO BE!
#25 - Holy strawberries Batman, we're in a jam! 03/06/2012 on Robins always there for... +1
#25 - Picture 03/06/2012 on nice title +7
#27 - totally thought it read: "JEWS! FETCH ME THAT RE… 03/06/2012 on Aristocat +3
#73 - wow that delici- HNNNNNNNNGH  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Nothing to do here +11
#80 - warlockrichard (03/05/2012) [-]
hey guys what's going on in this thr-HHHHRRRRNNNGG
#94 - Wingwalker (03/05/2012) [-]
#62 - MFW i realized i was too much of a bitch to actually watch par…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Super Effect Movies +26
#97 - pokeyhedgehog (03/05/2012) [-]
I watched all 3 last night and i didn't sleep call me a pussy now but that shit scared me
User avatar #72 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
It's not scary, it'll be okay
User avatar #147 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
I found a few scenes quite scary
For example the one where she is just starring at him in his sleep
Or the one where she is actually being dragged out of the room
Crappy ending though...
User avatar #149 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
I just got bored, not a lot happens throughout really. I thought Insidious was a lot scarier but only because it makes you jump
#152 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
Jump scares aren't real scary. If it's real scary, it's things that if you think back to it, you'll turn on music, leave for the nearest room to get out of the empty one, and such, only because it's so scary to even think about. Jump scares just leave you kinda nervous for the rest of the evening. That's why I don't consider Dead Space a "Horror game", it's just not scary.
User avatar #155 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
I see what you mean, I've never actually been scared by films like the ring or the grudge, not even the original Asian ones, the only film that's got me was Insidious. Oh for the love of god don't start me on Dead Space, still haven't finished the second
User avatar #161 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
I don't even get scared from movies anymore :/
Now CREEPYPASTA! There's something that'll keep you the fuck up at night
Once I read one and every time I closed my eyes for the next two days or so I saw one of the pictures related to the article, and to this day, I can't quite see Spongebob the same way as before...
User avatar #162 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
Hahaha I've heard of the Spongebob one but never gone to look at it, I remember reading one about the Soviet soldiers and shit went down, that was quite bad
User avatar #164 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
The Russian sleep experiment? That one is greatly exaggerated in my opinion.
Whilst really scary and all, it doesn't deserve to be the scariest post ever (I saw it in a top 10)
It's the ones about children shows, games and so on that really get to me...
User avatar #165 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
Yeah it's just incredibly 'oh god no' rather than 'I've just shat my pants'
I'm gonna have a look for the spongebob one now
User avatar #167 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
There are several I think, but the one I read was titled "Squidwards Suicide"
While you're at it you should also read Candle Cove
User avatar #189 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
Squidward's suicide is weird, very weird. Looking at the Cave one now
User avatar #194 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
They all kinda are, and for the most part I don't like the kinda twist ending a lot of them have, it kinda ruins it for me
User avatar #202 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
These are good to read, recommend any more?
User avatar #207 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
Not off the top of my mind, but here's the top 10 I mentioned earlier
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2800691/Top/
User avatar #211 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
Cool man, I'll get right one them
User avatar #209 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
Also, in the Morbid channel there's a video about Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, it's just a reading of one.
I heard it yesterday and parts of it really stuck with me, however after listening to it a second time, it seemed kinda lame...
User avatar #214 - arsecandle (03/05/2012) [-]
I'll check it out, no work it's creepypasta time
#90 - why was the zombie eating a penis? 03/05/2012 on Fear 0
#319 - Picture 03/05/2012 on Pony Science +2
#141 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on The world needs more Dales 0
#148 - slamerz (03/05/2012) [-]
#21 - Picture 03/04/2012 on You don't say! +16
#20 - Picture 03/04/2012 on That fucking fairy +10
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