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#157 - Well in my case, I have extreme social anxiety problems. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Don't hate the player 0
User avatar #158 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/29/2013) [-]
I suggest working on career. If you focus on goals in life you should be happy no matter what.
#96 - >Not that hard Everything is relative my friend.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Don't hate the player 0
User avatar #97 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
You do have a point. I guess my own experiences differ from the rest.
User avatar #114 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/29/2013) [-]
Perhaps it's because some people are more physically attractive than others. And because the world tells us what is attractive and what isn't. Therefore some people are brought up knowing that they are not what the world wants them to look like, and that lowers self esteem. You probably have good genetics and that's why women chase after you. You probably work out too. You probably have good instincts as well. All of those are traits women want in a mate. Some people just don't have experience. I personally don't do well because I have no experience talking to women, i shit you not. The last time I spoke with a woman my age was around 16 and she was a friend of friends. After that I went to a magnet school with 40 people and usually kept to myself. College I lived off campus, took classes, then went home, studied / did work. I think a lot of people are in the same ring as me, like you said before, connections are important, and when all your friends are guys who are in the same boat as you you tend to get nowhere.

You also have to realize that people who typically have relationships do not go on this site. So you are in the minority.

And nockae is right. It's all relative. I would wager that a ton of people on Funnyjunk are really smart and creative (maybe not rational ALL the time but who the hell is) and interesting, but they don't see how that would impress anyone.
#160 - thecrayzeeman (10/29/2013) [-]
" I would wager that a ton of people on Funnyjunk are really smart and creative (maybe not rational ALL the time but who the hell is) and interesting, but they don't see how that would impress anyone. "

Ladies and gentlemen - the truth.
User avatar #157 - nockae (10/29/2013) [-]
Well in my case, I have extreme social anxiety problems.
I can barely even talk to girls.
I'm sure that's true for other people, and I'm sure you're right for others.
User avatar #158 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/29/2013) [-]
I suggest working on career. If you focus on goals in life you should be happy no matter what.
User avatar #119 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
I do agree with you, against my better judgement, you opinion of me when it comes to appearances, I respect the minds of most if not 99% of this site, you are beyond correct. and above all else, I respect the minds of others, not the appearances, I would like you to add/message me so we can discuss further because I admire your intuition. A lot.
User avatar #124 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/29/2013) [-]
Not sure if sarcastic or not.
#125 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
**harrisonfordor rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Star Wars ** From one man to another, I'd like your personal input.
User avatar #132 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/29/2013) [-]
harrison ford is my all time favorite actor btw. Huge Indiana Jones fan (not the 4th one though). Fugitive, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Witness, and Apocalypse Now (didn't really star in it but w/e)
#8 - You know you could just do /kill me? 10/28/2013 on They lied to me. +1
#10 - BE ADVISED 10/27/2013 on This time ill get HIM!! +20
#21 - >Misquoting Jesus Sounds like the Bible. 10/26/2013 on "Hitler was okay, I guess." 0
#39 - Those aren't coyotes.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on people eating tasty animals 0
User avatar #43 - darthmaulman (10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah I saw that after i made the comment, but the point still stands
#185 - I uh... Think you're on the wrong post.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Which one are you? +4
User avatar #229 - formeranony (10/24/2013) [-]
IDK how this got on this post ive not seen it until now...
#99 - When I was in elementary school it was kinda like what I descr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on school 0
#155 - thegrandexemplar (10/24/2013) [-]
and if a smart kid is stupid, he gets moved down? Shit, that's some hardcore shit man
#15 - I went to public school and all the idiots were in the same cl…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2013 on school 0
#28 - thegrandexemplar (10/23/2013) [-]
But what if one of the idiots has a revelation and realizes he doesnt wanna be an idiot anymore. Can he like get a trial run at the smart kid class?
User avatar #99 - nockae (10/23/2013) [-]
When I was in elementary school it was kinda like what I described above, it changed but I digress.
No, in the quarterly assessment if he had a good enough grade he would be able to move up.
#155 - thegrandexemplar (10/24/2013) [-]
and if a smart kid is stupid, he gets moved down? Shit, that's some hardcore shit man
#183 - Picture 10/22/2013 on First night in Minecraft +1
#6 - Put it on top of the torch.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on First night in Minecraft 0
User avatar #76 - tittentei (10/22/2013) [-]
i love you
#183 - nockae (10/22/2013) [-]
#8 - They can't pay all their bills. 10/21/2013 on Government Shutdown In A... +1
#70 - Why would the clones be more into you than the real version?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Choose one... 0
User avatar #73 - ghostisaho (10/21/2013) [-]
who said i gave them a choice?
#100035 - Thanks man. 10/20/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100033 - The thing is though, I don't really want meds, I just want a t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #100034 - Nameloc (10/20/2013) [-]
Phenibut is a brain supplement.
However I do see your point.

I too, was home schooled. (Since the start middle school, because of all of the death threats and all...)

If you ever want to talk, just shoot me a PM.
At least then, it's something. Granted I'm not a therapist or there for you in real life...
I've been down, and am still down that road you're going down.
User avatar #100035 - nockae (10/20/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#99984 - Both of my parents had originally wanted me to be home schoole…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99985 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Well you could just let them know that denying it could backfire badly. Besides, if they really want a normal kid then why would they ignore a problem rather than fix it?
#99981 - It's quite a long story but I originally left school because o…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99982 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Your parents let you leave school yet won't listen to you when you're concerned about your own health?...
User avatar #99984 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
Both of my parents had originally wanted me to be home schooled but I convinced them to let me go when I was younger. I was home schooled through Kindergarten through Third grade. My sister is bi-polar and just generally very mentally messed up.
I've hidden my social anxiety from them until recently and they want to deny not having a 'normal' child.
User avatar #99985 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Well you could just let them know that denying it could backfire badly. Besides, if they really want a normal kid then why would they ignore a problem rather than fix it?
#99979 - That's the thing... I can't summon up the courage to do it. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#99986 - genericnewfag (10/19/2013) [-]
You have to make them listen to you. Get disruptive, get surly, get mad, get serious. You're an adult, young sir. You are a person, you have an illness, and you would like help. Your parents are going to listen to you, and if they don't listen to you, that's not good enough.
#99978 - I turn sixteen in three months. 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99977 - Four years why?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99980 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Being cut off from people and not being able to socialize for extended periods of time can very easily result in social anxiety, lack of "people skills" and whatnot.
User avatar #99981 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
It's quite a long story but I originally left school because of social anxiety, and now it's flaring up again... Badly.
All I want is a therapist to get advice from, etc. But like I said above, I can't summon up the courage to tell my family that I want to get a therapist.
User avatar #99982 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Your parents let you leave school yet won't listen to you when you're concerned about your own health?...
User avatar #99984 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
Both of my parents had originally wanted me to be home schooled but I convinced them to let me go when I was younger. I was home schooled through Kindergarten through Third grade. My sister is bi-polar and just generally very mentally messed up.
I've hidden my social anxiety from them until recently and they want to deny not having a 'normal' child.
User avatar #99985 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Well you could just let them know that denying it could backfire badly. Besides, if they really want a normal kid then why would they ignore a problem rather than fix it?
#99935 - What? No You apparently don't know what Social Anxiety… 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99912 - That's the thing, they don't think it's worth it. And I'm …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99947 - Jameshaich (10/19/2013) [-]
How old are you? Can't you go to the doctors yourself?
User avatar #99978 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
I turn sixteen in three months.
User avatar #99946 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
How long have you been home schooled?
User avatar #99977 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
Four years why?
User avatar #99980 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Being cut off from people and not being able to socialize for extended periods of time can very easily result in social anxiety, lack of "people skills" and whatnot.
User avatar #99981 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
It's quite a long story but I originally left school because of social anxiety, and now it's flaring up again... Badly.
All I want is a therapist to get advice from, etc. But like I said above, I can't summon up the courage to tell my family that I want to get a therapist.
User avatar #99982 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Your parents let you leave school yet won't listen to you when you're concerned about your own health?...
User avatar #99984 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
Both of my parents had originally wanted me to be home schooled but I convinced them to let me go when I was younger. I was home schooled through Kindergarten through Third grade. My sister is bi-polar and just generally very mentally messed up.
I've hidden my social anxiety from them until recently and they want to deny not having a 'normal' child.
User avatar #99985 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Well you could just let them know that denying it could backfire badly. Besides, if they really want a normal kid then why would they ignore a problem rather than fix it?
#99909 - How do I get my family to believe I have Social Anxiety Disord…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100031 - Nameloc (10/20/2013) [-]
For Social Anxiety, I would suggest Phenibut.

I have Social Anxiety... It sucks like hell. I can speak freely on the computer, but when it comes to in-person or via text, I just simply can't talk to people.
It's HELL when I'm at work on headset. (At a Chick-fil-a, in the drive-through.)
I'll start stuttering real badly because I stress out too much on how my pronunciation is, and once I start stuttering it keeps getting worse.
"We-ww-w--weelll-well-welcom-welcome to ch-chhhc-chhh-chh-chhhick--chick-chickfila h-how mm-may I sher-sherve you today?"

Although, my Social Anxiety comes from my constant care of what others think of me. Back in elementary/ middle school, kids would threaten to kill me, or even attempt to kill me.
My sister strangled me, almost until I blacked out. (I might have...)
My brother threatened to stab me with his pocket knife, the day he received it.
A kid on my bus threatened that he would "Bring his knife" the next day and kill me - He got off because he was just a "good 'ol boy"
I've been chased down by gangs because I walked by them, etc.


Phenibut aids in relaxation. It really helped me. Hell, it actually got me really close to a girl. We started courting a bit, but then, like the hoe she is, she went directly to a different guy and ditched him and just stayed in Limbo.

Just be sure to moderate the dosage that you're taking of it, for it can become addictive.

The main thing you need is just confidence.
Imho, Phenibut (to me) is that of a placebo. Although if I take enough of it, which is about 1 gram now, it actually kicks in and does it's job. Anything less than 1 gram doesn't do much, if anything. I started off with just one capsule a day - 250mg. Now it has to be 4. That's part of it's addictive nature, though... It's just best to take 1-2 on the day(s) you need it, and have the mindset that it will work. This way you won't become addicted to it and will slowly start to build up your own confidence in it.
User avatar #100033 - nockae (10/20/2013) [-]
The thing is though, I don't really want meds, I just want a therapist... or someone to actually talk to, as I have no friends.
User avatar #100034 - Nameloc (10/20/2013) [-]
Phenibut is a brain supplement.
However I do see your point.

I too, was home schooled. (Since the start middle school, because of all of the death threats and all...)

If you ever want to talk, just shoot me a PM.
At least then, it's something. Granted I'm not a therapist or there for you in real life...
I've been down, and am still down that road you're going down.
User avatar #100035 - nockae (10/20/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #100032 - Nameloc (10/20/2013) [-]
Pic is outdated, but I used it there the other day. Couldn't be arsed to take another photo again.
#99975 - genericnewfag (10/19/2013) [-]
You tell them you think you have an anxiety disorder and that you want a doctor's opinion because you think medication will help you. Be serious about it.
User avatar #99979 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
That's the thing... I can't summon up the courage to do it.
My family is... not nice about that type of thing. And "not nice" is generous.
#99986 - genericnewfag (10/19/2013) [-]
You have to make them listen to you. Get disruptive, get surly, get mad, get serious. You're an adult, young sir. You are a person, you have an illness, and you would like help. Your parents are going to listen to you, and if they don't listen to you, that's not good enough.
#99926 - ipostcp (10/19/2013) [-]
you have social anxiety... AT YOUR HOME? WITH YOUR FAMILY?

im pretty sure you are just lazy.
User avatar #99935 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
What?
No
You apparently don't know what Social Anxiety Disorder is.
User avatar #99910 - advicedude (10/19/2013) [-]
Go to a doctor.
User avatar #99912 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
That's the thing, they don't think it's worth it.
And I'm home schooled so I can't very well ask my guidance counselor.
User avatar #99947 - Jameshaich (10/19/2013) [-]
How old are you? Can't you go to the doctors yourself?
User avatar #99978 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
I turn sixteen in three months.
User avatar #99946 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
How long have you been home schooled?
User avatar #99977 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
Four years why?
User avatar #99980 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Being cut off from people and not being able to socialize for extended periods of time can very easily result in social anxiety, lack of "people skills" and whatnot.
User avatar #99981 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
It's quite a long story but I originally left school because of social anxiety, and now it's flaring up again... Badly.
All I want is a therapist to get advice from, etc. But like I said above, I can't summon up the courage to tell my family that I want to get a therapist.
User avatar #99982 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Your parents let you leave school yet won't listen to you when you're concerned about your own health?...
User avatar #99984 - nockae (10/19/2013) [-]
Both of my parents had originally wanted me to be home schooled but I convinced them to let me go when I was younger. I was home schooled through Kindergarten through Third grade. My sister is bi-polar and just generally very mentally messed up.
I've hidden my social anxiety from them until recently and they want to deny not having a 'normal' child.
User avatar #99985 - lmaopwnt (10/19/2013) [-]
Well you could just let them know that denying it could backfire badly. Besides, if they really want a normal kid then why would they ignore a problem rather than fix it?
#8 - Why is Wolverine now fat and Asian?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Superhero Sex moves 0
#23 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
And he still gets laid more than me.
#126 - He may have just used that picture so he didn't have to use ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Description +9
#128 - superpianobros (10/16/2013) [-]
Just read the first line, now I feel like a proper tit.
User avatar #143 - Yojimbo (10/16/2013) [-]
You owned up to your mistake, something most people on the internet will not do. Thumb for you.

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User avatar #73 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#72 - europe (11/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE GETS RED THUMBS
#67 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - nockae (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
#69 to #68 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
User avatar #41 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what happened to Zaphyer's Minecraft server?
User avatar #63 to #41 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Zaphys server back up yet?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
#65 to #64 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
**** I can't find another good server.
#66 to #65 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
Feel with me.
Feel with me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Not in the least.
I can check with Zaph and/or some of the senior members if you want?
User avatar #43 to #42 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I already did. Who were you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Nockae. I was the first player of his server.
I stopped playing after a while.
I still talk to some of the members though so let me check it out and I'll get back to you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I found out what happened.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
Whats that?
Presumably not enough donating.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
The website that hosted the server was ddosed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
I gotta ask Zaphy if he's gonna make a new server or not.
I'll rejoin if so.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
What faction were you in?
User avatar #53 to #50 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I was the owner of the largest faction for a great while.
I was raided multiple times then decided to join Keir's faction.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I am owner... Well co-owner of the new largest faction Vanguard. We were raided a few times buy Mrniceguy He had over 1000 sword level. I finally killed him before the server shut down. I have his head. So I figure I am pretty much the leader of the strongest faction.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
That ******* faggot is still raiding.
He's the one that took us down.
My nickname was GodFather and I ran ThoseGuys.
Ever met Defain?
User avatar #56 to #55 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. Nice guy left because he won't have Internet anymore. I will build my sword level too 2000 once he comes back in the fall.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait.. Defain doesn't have internet anymore?
He was my co-owner. Best damn pvp'er you'll ever meet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
No nice guy doesn't
User avatar #59 to #58 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant Defain was a nice guy.
Oh good.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him there for a long time though. Oh I have a god sword with each enchantment except smite 5.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
You may not if none of the back-ups work.
Keep me updated please.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He's trying to fix it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I see.
Probably going to have to be a new world though.
Although that's not strictly true if he saved a backup.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He said he might have a back up that works
#62 to #52 - defain ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
That would be nice.
#35 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
The **** you want, ****** ?
#37 to #36 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Enlarge
User avatar #38 to #37 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
So you want me to blow up the twin towers?
User avatar #3 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Do you have Black Ops 2?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Not yet. Getting it January 12th.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
For PC or for Xbox?
User avatar #6 to #5 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Xbox.
User avatar #7 to #6 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. I have it for PC.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I prefer FPS for systems.
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
I do too, but I got BOII as a gift. The only FPS I have for Xbox is the Halo series and CoD 4
User avatar #10 to #9 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I never played the Halo series.
How are they?
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They are good, the story is amazing. The multiplayer is fun, too, but the vehicles can get really overpowering and annoying at sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm. Maybe I'll try them out.
Thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
If you want one for its campaign, get Halo 2. If you want MP then get Reach or 4. Halo 3 is the best, but I don't think anyone plays the MP anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll get them all when I have the money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Just time in motherlode to get more Simoleons.
#1 - oldladydriven (11/13/2012) [-]
**oldladydriven rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Ha I am inspired... **

User avatar #2 to #1 - nockae (11/13/2012) [-]
Wat
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