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#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Grand Sky Theft Rim XXVI 0
#19 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
#16 - I don't understand where this conversation is going.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Grand Sky Theft Rim XXVI 0
User avatar #17 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Me too. but still...
#18 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
#19 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
#14 - I saved it as "Skryim Background"  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Grand Sky Theft Rim XXVI 0
User avatar #15 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Did you liked it?
User avatar #16 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't understand where this conversation is going.
User avatar #17 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Me too. but still...
#18 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
#19 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
#12 - I did.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Grand Sky Theft Rim XXVI 0
User avatar #13 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
And?
User avatar #14 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I saved it as "Skryim Background"
User avatar #15 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Did you liked it?
User avatar #16 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't understand where this conversation is going.
User avatar #17 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Me too. but still...
#18 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
#19 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
#10 - But you were condescending about giving me the picture.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Grand Sky Theft Rim XXVI 0
User avatar #11 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
You should click on google pictures. First image on second row.
User avatar #12 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I did.
User avatar #13 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
And?
User avatar #14 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I saved it as "Skryim Background"
User avatar #15 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Did you liked it?
User avatar #16 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't understand where this conversation is going.
User avatar #17 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Me too. but still...
#18 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
#19 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
#8 - I don't know whether to say thank you or not.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Grand Sky Theft Rim XXVI 0
User avatar #9 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Yous should thank me, be more polite. U kno, karma and shit.
User avatar #10 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
But you were condescending about giving me the picture.
User avatar #11 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
You should click on google pictures. First image on second row.
User avatar #12 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I did.
User avatar #13 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
And?
User avatar #14 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I saved it as "Skryim Background"
User avatar #15 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Did you liked it?
User avatar #16 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't understand where this conversation is going.
User avatar #17 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Me too. but still...
#18 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
#19 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
#6 - Would you happen to have this picture without words on it?  [+] (13 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Grand Sky Theft Rim XXVI 0
User avatar #7 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #8 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't know whether to say thank you or not.
User avatar #9 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Yous should thank me, be more polite. U kno, karma and shit.
User avatar #10 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
But you were condescending about giving me the picture.
User avatar #11 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
You should click on google pictures. First image on second row.
User avatar #12 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I did.
User avatar #13 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
And?
User avatar #14 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I saved it as "Skryim Background"
User avatar #15 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Did you liked it?
User avatar #16 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't understand where this conversation is going.
User avatar #17 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
Me too. but still...
#18 - nockae (09/19/2013) [-]
#19 - moribus (09/19/2013) [-]
#1 - Wow she's a huge bitch. 09/19/2013 on Nerd rage at GTA V Release 0
#1 - Why do you advertise your videos here? 09/19/2013 on Hunger Games LOLOL 0
#22 - Rome II is where it's at. 09/18/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... +1
#8 - Picture 09/18/2013 on What I'm actually waiting for +1
#1 - All I could think of when I saw the title of the comic. 09/15/2013 on In Deep Trouble 0
#296 - Cum Man Stick 09/15/2013 on Word Search 0
#10 - But is your DOOR mahogany?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2013 on The Businessman Colouring... +27
User avatar #28 - sundizzle (09/13/2013) [-]
What about mahogany floors?
#25 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
Best post of the day.
User avatar #17 - Zydratejunkie (09/13/2013) [-]
I love you.
#12 - strangemoo (09/13/2013) [-]
#16 - Wow Jerry is such a douchebag. 09/12/2013 on Том and Jerry - First... +1
#1 - I understand the joke and everything but the gluten-free thing…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Jesus rule 34 0
#2 - babydingo (09/10/2013) [-]
true and some people eat it just because they believe it to be healthier
pic unrelatedits a sewing machine
#49 - My cousin owns a Prius. A lot less money on gas. I'd do it… 09/10/2013 on I will 0
#16 - Oh. That seems weird to me. 09/10/2013 on Fap 0
#14 - I only fap to one video at a time..  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Fap 0
#15 - kanedam (09/10/2013) [-]
maybe i'm impatient...

but i usually open a few videos in my tabs and then go through them. and when i fap to one there's still a few open i haven't looked at yet...
User avatar #16 - nockae (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh. That seems weird to me.
#238 - It's cool. Simple mistake. 09/09/2013 on (untitled) 0
#214 - You can't pick one, both happen.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #220 - jdubbs (09/09/2013) [-]
Oh wow sorry. I have definitely seen tons of those before and i forgot how they worked. I read it as an "or" instead of an "and"
User avatar #238 - nockae (09/09/2013) [-]
It's cool. Simple mistake.
#3 - If you're fapping to a video why would you have more than one …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Fap 0
User avatar #7 - dagramcraka (09/09/2013) [-]
most people on here just fap to pictures in NSFW
#5 - kanedam (09/09/2013) [-]
are you serious?
User avatar #14 - nockae (09/10/2013) [-]
I only fap to one video at a time..
#15 - kanedam (09/10/2013) [-]
maybe i'm impatient...

but i usually open a few videos in my tabs and then go through them. and when i fap to one there's still a few open i haven't looked at yet...
User avatar #16 - nockae (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh. That seems weird to me.
#3 - Comment deleted 09/09/2013 on kurac 0
#1 - What am I looking at? Also why didn't you check your god d… 09/09/2013 on (untitled) 0
#29 - **nockae rolls 726** Maybe I don't even want to save doge 09/08/2013 on save doge 0
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User avatar #73 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#72 - europe (11/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE GETS RED THUMBS
#67 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68 to #67 - nockae (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
#69 to #68 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
User avatar #41 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what happened to Zaphyer's Minecraft server?
User avatar #63 to #41 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Zaphys server back up yet?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sorenlolz ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
#65 to #64 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
**** I can't find another good server.
#66 to #65 - sorenlolz ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Feel with me.
Feel with me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Not in the least.
I can check with Zaph and/or some of the senior members if you want?
User avatar #43 to #42 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I already did. Who were you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Nockae. I was the first player of his server.
I stopped playing after a while.
I still talk to some of the members though so let me check it out and I'll get back to you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I found out what happened.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
Whats that?
Presumably not enough donating.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
The website that hosted the server was ddosed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
I gotta ask Zaphy if he's gonna make a new server or not.
I'll rejoin if so.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
What faction were you in?
User avatar #53 to #50 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I was the owner of the largest faction for a great while.
I was raided multiple times then decided to join Keir's faction.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I am owner... Well co-owner of the new largest faction Vanguard. We were raided a few times buy Mrniceguy He had over 1000 sword level. I finally killed him before the server shut down. I have his head. So I figure I am pretty much the leader of the strongest faction.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
That ******* ****** is still raiding.
He's the one that took us down.
My nickname was GodFather and I ran ThoseGuys.
Ever met Defain?
User avatar #56 to #55 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. Nice guy left because he won't have Internet anymore. I will build my sword level too 2000 once he comes back in the fall.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait.. Defain doesn't have internet anymore?
He was my co-owner. Best damn pvp'er you'll ever meet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
No nice guy doesn't
User avatar #59 to #58 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant Defain was a nice guy.
Oh good.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him there for a long time though. Oh I have a god sword with each enchantment except smite 5.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
You may not if none of the back-ups work.
Keep me updated please.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
He's trying to fix it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I see.
Probably going to have to be a new world though.
Although that's not strictly true if he saved a backup.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
He said he might have a back up that works
#62 to #52 - defain ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
That would be nice.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
The **** you want, ****** ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
So you want me to blow up the twin towers?
User avatar #3 - yunogasaii ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Do you have Black Ops 2?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Not yet. Getting it January 12th.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yunogasaii ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
For PC or for Xbox?
User avatar #6 to #5 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Xbox.
User avatar #7 to #6 - yunogasaii ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. I have it for PC.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I prefer FPS for systems.
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
I do too, but I got BOII as a gift. The only FPS I have for Xbox is the Halo series and CoD 4
User avatar #10 to #9 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I never played the Halo series.
How are they?
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
They are good, the story is amazing. The multiplayer is fun, too, but the vehicles can get really overpowering and annoying at sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm. Maybe I'll try them out.
Thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yunogasaii ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
If you want one for its campaign, get Halo 2. If you want MP then get Reach or 4. Halo 3 is the best, but I don't think anyone plays the MP anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll get them all when I have the money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunogasaii ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Just time in motherlode to get more Simoleons.
#1 - oldladydriven (11/13/2012) [-]
**oldladydriven rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Ha I am inspired... **

User avatar #2 to #1 - nockae (11/13/2012) [-]
Wat
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