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#1709 - **nockae used "*roll cis privilege*"** **nockae rolls Being… 12/16/2014 on Fun roll types 0
#1018 - **nockae used "*roll 3, Martial Melee Weapon*"** **nockae r… 12/14/2014 on all roll types 0
#231 - Picture 12/11/2014 on C & H Random Comic... 0
#4352 - No problem man Hope my advice helped 12/04/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#15 - Did she get pregnant?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Stay safe. +1
#44 - awesomenesss (11/19/2014) [-]
No, she was worried to all hell but as the modern black people would say "my pull out game too strong"
User avatar #18 - Crusader (11/19/2014) [-]
You can't get guys pregnant.
#43 - bakawaka (11/19/2014) [-]
#39 - wolfwithglasses (11/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #42 - hellreaver (11/19/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnl-qhCgW0Y&list=UUhVywVwxANCuTGl3dynZG_A

I mean I guess ill post source since you didn't
shithead
User avatar #30 - mcginley (11/19/2014) [-]
#29 - shreksorcist (11/19/2014) [-]
#1099747 - Does anyone know if all of the original Assassin's Creed games… 11/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#2623 - The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure y…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
#2597 - Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
#2570 - Thats one of the biggest problems I had, was that I was both w…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2574 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Yup. If we're cuddling or something and her butt is in my crotch I usually get hard. What I think it's come down to is me being nervous due to inexperience.
User avatar #2597 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's definitely it. There were two things that did it for me in the end:
1: After enough time of being frustrated (for both of us) I gradually became less nervous and was able to at least get a semi while it was starting to get hot
2: Eventually we just said fuck it, and she got really wet and it went in with a semi, and if you go slow enough, it'll get hard while you're going
Another thing you could try is having her get you hard without telling you you're gonna have sex, than she could just climb on and do it quickly.
After the first time for me, I never (well almost never) had a problem again.
User avatar #2604 - robotbilly (11/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice m8, appreciated.
User avatar #2623 - nockae (11/13/2014) [-]
The last thing I can say is to just talk to her and reassure yourself shes not resenting you, because I'm sure she's not

No problem, and if you ever wanna talk about it again, you can add me
I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #4351 - robotbilly (12/04/2014) [-]
We finally managed to fuck today. =] Thanks again for the advice.
User avatar #4352 - nockae (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem man
Hope my advice helped
#2559 - Like, no one else in the house* 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0

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#74 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#72 - europe (11/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE GETS RED THUMBS
#67 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - nockae (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
#69 to #68 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
User avatar #41 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what happened to Zaphyer's Minecraft server?
User avatar #63 to #41 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Zaphys server back up yet?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
#65 to #64 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
**** I can't find another good server.
#66 to #65 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
Feel with me.
Feel with me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Not in the least.
I can check with Zaph and/or some of the senior members if you want?
User avatar #43 to #42 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I already did. Who were you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Nockae. I was the first player of his server.
I stopped playing after a while.
I still talk to some of the members though so let me check it out and I'll get back to you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I found out what happened.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
Whats that?
Presumably not enough donating.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
The website that hosted the server was ddosed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
I gotta ask Zaphy if he's gonna make a new server or not.
I'll rejoin if so.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
What faction were you in?
User avatar #53 to #50 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I was the owner of the largest faction for a great while.
I was raided multiple times then decided to join Keir's faction.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I am owner... Well co-owner of the new largest faction Vanguard. We were raided a few times buy Mrniceguy He had over 1000 sword level. I finally killed him before the server shut down. I have his head. So I figure I am pretty much the leader of the strongest faction.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
That ******* faggot is still raiding.
He's the one that took us down.
My nickname was GodFather and I ran ThoseGuys.
Ever met Defain?
User avatar #56 to #55 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. Nice guy left because he won't have Internet anymore. I will build my sword level too 2000 once he comes back in the fall.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait.. Defain doesn't have internet anymore?
He was my co-owner. Best damn pvp'er you'll ever meet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
No nice guy doesn't
User avatar #59 to #58 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant Defain was a nice guy.
Oh good.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him there for a long time though. Oh I have a god sword with each enchantment except smite 5.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
You may not if none of the back-ups work.
Keep me updated please.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He's trying to fix it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I see.
Probably going to have to be a new world though.
Although that's not strictly true if he saved a backup.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He said he might have a back up that works
#62 to #52 - defain ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
That would be nice.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
The **** you want, ****** ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
So you want me to blow up the twin towers?
User avatar #3 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Do you have Black Ops 2?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Not yet. Getting it January 12th.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
For PC or for Xbox?
User avatar #6 to #5 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Xbox.
User avatar #7 to #6 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. I have it for PC.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I prefer FPS for systems.
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
I do too, but I got BOII as a gift. The only FPS I have for Xbox is the Halo series and CoD 4
User avatar #10 to #9 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I never played the Halo series.
How are they?
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They are good, the story is amazing. The multiplayer is fun, too, but the vehicles can get really overpowering and annoying at sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm. Maybe I'll try them out.
Thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
If you want one for its campaign, get Halo 2. If you want MP then get Reach or 4. Halo 3 is the best, but I don't think anyone plays the MP anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll get them all when I have the money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Just time in motherlode to get more Simoleons.
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**oldladydriven rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Ha I am inspired... **

User avatar #2 to #1 - nockae (11/13/2012) [-]
Wat
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