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nocakeforthetroll

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Date Signed Up:6/07/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#60 - Captain america is a title though, there have been other peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Bruce, an hero 0
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#62 - timmywankenobi (03/24/2015) [-]
if that were the only hero they were changing it would be fine but they are going way over board and their are several hero's of other race's they could make white but they don't so it strikes me as a very one sided affair.
#57 - New character probably wouldn't hit as hard. I'm when was the …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Bruce, an hero 0
#253 - anon (03/25/2015) [-]
redhood is pretty good though
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#87 - heartlessrobot (03/24/2015) [-]
Yes but then they could tell people they're trying, without killing established superheroes, and by extension, their fanbase.
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#92 - nocakeforthetroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Trying to make popular characters isn't enough for these people though. They want the black and the gay characters to be popular, but a new comic book character will almost definitely flop regardless of race, gender or sexuality, so to avoid losing money and being called racist they just change other characters. Not saying its ok or that i agree with it, but that's how it is.
#1188914 - I just got payday 2 on the weekend, any of you fags want a gam… 03/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#8 - I'm curious, what does the rest of the world think about the UK.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Countries vs How we see them 0
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#15 - haeckal (03/15/2015) [-]
Well it depends. A lot of them probably get "England" and "the UK" confused. They probably think of British people as sophisticated Victorian-era aristocrats, not chavs, and probably underestimate how multicultural the UK has become over the past several decades. And they probably assume everyone has a cockney accent.

I'd say on the whole most non-Brits have a positive, if out of date and romanticized view of the UK.
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#40 - freedomreturns (03/16/2015) [-]
I can assure you that I know you're all actually chavs.
#63 - The UK only partially uses metric.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2015 on muh metric system! +4
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#167 - englishtallybopper (03/12/2015) [-]
we get taught the metric system in school, its just the older generation has used inches, pints, miles thats why its still around but its getting phased out slowly
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#163 - drtrousersnake (03/12/2015) [-]
wow the US partially uses metric too. We uses whatever measurements are more convenient for a particular quantity unless we are in a science class where we only use metric.
#123 - Why do McDonald employees hate coning so much? I mean ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on McDonalds facts 0
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#124 - yousaygoodbye (03/08/2015) [-]
Umm as I explained the very first time anybody did it they threw a cup of water all over the employee. Normal coning I didn't really give a shit about. Spend your money however you want
#340882 - Picture 03/08/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#340559 - Not if he doesn't swallow. 03/08/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#25 - There is no way the artist did that without the owner of build…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Cranky old women are the best. +2
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#26 - Lambda (03/05/2015) [-]
Either that or the building changed hands and the new owners didn't like it.
#1180181 - I fixed it now, still not 100% what caused it though. 03/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1180168 - I started a new play through on fallout new Vegas and every ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1180181 - nocakeforthetroll (03/05/2015) [-]
I fixed it now, still not 100% what caused it though.
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#1180170 - alexanderburns (03/05/2015) [-]
you are not clicking the skill but in fact cutting your face with a razor blade
#51 - The British were certain the war would be over before Christma… 03/01/2015 on WWI Comp (OC) +2
#10 - It's not really dnd but its still my favorite  [+] (13 new replies) 02/20/2015 on One of my favorite DnD stories +41
#43 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Glorious.
Picture: relevant to the ending of the story
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#27 - ztron (02/21/2015) [-]
Doesn't sound too believable but it still was a pretty cool story.
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#42 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
my fiance' plays a game with similar poorly fleshed-out mechanics and debatable balance. They don't even have stats; it's literally left up to the players to decide if they could logistically dodge an attack or spell. So dumb.
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#45 - ztron (02/21/2015) [-]
So its basically make up your own rules Forum dnd? I can picture the situation going on as a story but I have no clue how it goes down in-game.
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#46 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
You log "RP" posts as proof that you're actually doing something, and when you've acquired the necessary pages/chapters of logs you are allowed to take a poorly worded skillcard. Then, when you're fighting someone, you can click the skillcard so that it displays what kind of perk or benefit you have.
The downside is that these RP based systems often just list the description of the ability, rather than the mechanics. "A ball of fire flies from your hand and erupts into a massive conflagration of flames and smoke" ... 'K, so, how much damage does it do? Oh, we don't actually have hit-points? So, am I roughly 1/4 dead, 1/2 dead, or 3/4 dead after eating a fireball to the face? How big is the explosion? Am I on fire afterward, or is it an instantaneous thing, one-and-done? Does the smoke obscure vision? If so, for how long?
Yeah, every table-top gamer's worst nightmare.
It would work fine if everyone were reasonable adults with realistic characters. But everyone she plays with wants to be goddamn Naruto or some shit, so they dodge explosions, power through attacks, or call swings from great-axes "glancing wounds" because playing realistically gets their character killed.
Basically, everyone gives themself plot armor. It's terrible, and she's always complaining about it, but she's been an addict for about 2 years now.
#26 - curveball (02/21/2015) [-]
I like this one; it's funny and it shows two different players using their class strengths perfectly.
#39 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Excellent story, thank you.
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#25 - stimtheone (02/21/2015) [-]
What happens when a serious TG'er faces a thousand autistic babies...
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#23 - silvanyis (02/21/2015) [-]
My God that was beautiful.
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#13 - LOLWUTS (02/20/2015) [-]
Ahw yes, the Mutha Fuckin Ballad of Edgardo. Ive read this about 2000 times now. If you're wondering "oh shit should I read this novel of a post?" then the answer is abso-fucking-loutly.
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#15 - demandsgayversion (02/20/2015) [-]
note to self: read this maybe
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#41 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
It's pretty good.
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#11 - metalheadtildeath (02/20/2015) [-]
a fucking RIDE AND A HALF every time
#9 - Comment deleted 02/20/2015 on One of my favorite DnD stories 0
#395 - **nocakeforthetroll used "*roll rpg name*"** **nocakeforthe… 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#230 - star and jerma are my favorite gay couple. 02/18/2015 on A Pretty Face 0
#4 - Comment deleted 02/15/2015 on You wake up & FJ is dead 0
#1168435 - I want to install some mods on my FO:NV but I have no idea whe…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1168442 - spaceking (02/13/2015) [-]
Basically any of the top mods in Nexus, also any weapons made by Millennium are the best.
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#1168437 - zomaru (02/13/2015) [-]
Project Nevada is a necessity
Fellout makes things look better
#32 - Well, I guess their marriage is Doomed. 02/13/2015 on DOOOOOOOOOOM 0
#22 - One bad game can really **** a company over, especially…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Todd Howard -1
#33 - gloriousthighs (02/08/2015) [-]
but TESO online wasn't by that company, just like how they didn't make Fallout New Vegas. The true Bethesda are busy making good games, no wasting time on Online crap.
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#43 - stolzejungfrau (02/08/2015) [-]
well Bethesda is the publisher and the source of money for all Elder Scrolls Games, and if they fuck up, the devs cant really make a difference unless they seek out for a new publisher
#44 - gloriousthighs (02/08/2015) [-]
The actual Bethesda development studio (Bethesda game studios or whatever) would never have any trouble finding a new publisher if they really needed to. I'm sure we'll continue to get quality games from them for a long time. Fallout 4 next in the next few years hopefully.
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#45 - stolzejungfrau (02/08/2015) [-]
oh, sorry. i forgot that bethesda has a publisher AND a dev team. Sorry
#46 - gloriousthighs (02/08/2015) [-]
Seems a lot of people get confused and blame the good dev team for TESO unfortunately, easy mistake to make.
#59 - Use mod organizer Also isn't NMM out of beta? Do they st…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Skyrim: Best Immersion Mods 0
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#60 - hkd (02/07/2015) [-]
I do use MO... Skyrim itself has a 255 hard limit.
#52 - Her names Nicole Peters. 02/06/2015 on Ohh a nickel +1
#53 - Well, its basically the same place. 02/03/2015 on 'Ingland Comp: We're shit... 0
#19 - Excuse me while I send this to the people I care about the most. 01/28/2015 on cunt 0
#1158292 - I have that didn't work, i recently started using mod organize…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1158293 - twondai (01/25/2015) [-]
try reinstalling or uninstall any mods that affect armor

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