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Date Signed Up:6/07/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#121 - Comment deleted 04/23/2014 on Totally Accurate 0
#120 - Comment deleted 04/23/2014 on Totally Accurate 0
#34 - Red wedding aside, he would be an awesome wedding planner  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on George’s Other Profession 0
#84 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, Joffrey's wedding was beautiful.
#196 - He divorced his wife. Sorry for the late reply  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on just...wow 0
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#197 - goodguygary (04/22/2014) [-]
hey, at least he was still able to get a wife, thats more than quite a bit of FJ has gotten
#31 - Ain't got **** on this.  [+] (74 new replies) 04/18/2014 on just...wow +129
#180 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
"she LOVES to have guests~" the picture attached to that comment, on the right side of "stacys" head, there is porn.



Banned.
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#156 - bastardusnorvegi (04/19/2014) [-]
seen it over 9000 times but it is still side wrekingly funny
#155 - settantaventi (04/19/2014) [-]
i'm out
#149 - yodasoda (04/19/2014) [-]
This x10


I had a physical reaction to this thread
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#136 - vivalavidya (04/19/2014) [-]
This post always sends a shiver down my spine.
Also, first time I've noticed this but the framed pictures in the background are all shots of the teddy bears in various holidayish locations.
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#131 - pulluspardus (04/19/2014) [-]
How the heck women marry people like this?
and the moment I mention a hobby every female creature goes into hiding.
#112 - bronyfluttershy (04/19/2014) [-]
dude...no
#101 - vatra (04/19/2014) [-]
*shudders*
#98 - historicbacon (04/19/2014) [-]
Jesus
#89 - gongthehawkeye (04/19/2014) [-]
Just when I think I've finally reached a point where I'm desensitized to all the weird shit on the internet.
I get proven wrong.
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#77 - muffintime (04/19/2014) [-]
omg
#70 - pizzaweed (04/19/2014) [-]
My reaction to this:


Is this the battle station post?



It's the battle station post
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#69 - helpmedudes (04/19/2014) [-]
I just got so grossed out that I thought it was content and tried to arrow to the next pic... good job.
#61 - shadowpancake (04/19/2014) [-]
#54 - thehumor (04/19/2014) [-]
Ho

LY

SHIT
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#48 - inuares (04/18/2014) [-]
I see no problem with this.
#46 - Jesusnipples (04/18/2014) [-]
#39 - mattdoggy (04/18/2014) [-]
this never gets old
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#38 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/18/2014) [-]
Still nothing compared to the guy who was physically attracted to patterned countertops.
#52 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
Jesusnipples
Nihatclodra
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#193 - pizzaweed (04/20/2014) [-]
Maybe I could be your tile for tonight oni-chan



Oh god my sides
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#120 - Nihatclodra (04/19/2014) [-]
I do not have that fetish... yet. Give me a week and I shall.
#90 - gongthehawkeye (04/19/2014) [-]
#78 - Jesusnipples (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh jesus fuck that was good
#55 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
This whole fucking thread.
#53 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/19/2014) [-]
Just as glorious as when I first read it.

You wouldn't happen to have the Rocketman thread, would you? The one where anon got an ultralight into orbit in FSX?
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#103 - aerosol (04/19/2014) [-]
FSX?
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#161 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/19/2014) [-]
Flight Simulator X
#56 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
I think I have a better version somewhere...
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#62 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/19/2014) [-]
I hope you do, it's my favorite 4chan thread.
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#64 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
Can't find it. Sorry to disappoint, man.
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#76 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, ever since the archive committed seppuku, it's been hard as fuck to find the great old threads, like the full version of Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.
#188 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
1/2
#189 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
2/2
#59 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
Do you have more of these?
#60 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
Dozens
#63 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
if ya got the pics, i've got the thumbs.
#65 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
A personal favorite.
#144 - freemanareso (04/19/2014) [-]
Holy shit my stomach hurts so much. Thank you lightarcanine
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#82 - muffintime (04/19/2014) [-]
that ass was fat.
#75 - imagnetsux (04/19/2014) [-]
#67 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
That was great
#68 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
Of course, the more recent story of UTV's stalker.

bit.ly/1iymXnG [Download of the glorious document]
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#160 - pwnigator (04/19/2014) [-]
Good god...
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#153 - tonkkax (04/19/2014) [-]
Could someone put it in laymans terms on whats going on here? Who's UTV?
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#134 - pulluspardus (04/19/2014) [-]
Why hasn't anyone ever thought that this could be fake and that UTV guy is just trying to gain attention?
its the same as CreepyPasta.
#186 - crackedpepper (04/19/2014) [-]
thing is, the archive is already 97 pages of pure terror, its above and beyond the call of retarded. and in it theres screen caps of this utv guy responding to the creepy archive guy.
so the only reasonable thing is to take it at face value because while its pretty crazy to read it as it is, the idea that its all one guy making some massive mountain of fucking crazy is way worse
#109 - hewhoepicfails (04/19/2014) [-]
MFW reading the document from page 9 through the end. Good fucking lord...
#71 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
I'll download it, and read it later, i expect a lot from it, i mean, a hundred fucking pages.

thank you for this, i needed it to keep myself busy

#84 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
What's... What's UTV?
#85 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
as far as i've read, a 4chan user, and he is stalked, gogogo, read it.
#87 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
That I shall!
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#73 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1397868076
Got one last one for ya before you set off with the Philmarillion.

Enjoy, mate.
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#80 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/19/2014) [-]
what the fuck
what was this
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#81 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/19/2014) [-]
oh
it's the bird poop thread
#83 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
Yes it was, who would flag such an innocent picture
#104 - chickenandwaffle (04/19/2014) [-]
Mind posting it again?
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#121 - Nihatclodra (04/19/2014) [-]
Go to www.funnyjunk.com/flags/ then Ctrl+F "lightarcanine"
#108 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
Nigga it aint mine
#74 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
jolly gee, these are great
#79 - lightarcanine (04/19/2014) [-]
Now go, my child.

Go forth and teach the doctrine of UTV!
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#47 - Jesusnipples (04/18/2014) [-]
Imma need a pic on this one
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#41 - Nihatclodra (04/18/2014) [-]
I have felt sexual attraction to a literal brick wall once...
#51 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
what?
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#117 - Nihatclodra (04/19/2014) [-]
I'm not joking. It started out as a joke saying that I could feel attraction to anything, and I used a brick wall as an example... then every time I came across that brick wall with my friends I would act like it was sexy, until I eventually ACTUALLY found it sexy.
#190 - elbofias (04/19/2014) [-]
Thats... very specific and interesting... I bet u kiss walls u faget
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#191 - Nihatclodra (04/19/2014) [-]
Indeed I do... indeed I do.
#36 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
it's one thing for pathetic low-lives to have human sized dolls, but when the guy has a wife and kids as well...
#49 - goodguygary (04/18/2014) [-]
yeah, meaning even an oddball like that can find a woman to love him.
kinda inspiring and sad at the same time
#196 - nocakeforthetroll (04/22/2014) [-]
He divorced his wife. Sorry for the late reply
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#197 - goodguygary (04/22/2014) [-]
hey, at least he was still able to get a wife, thats more than quite a bit of FJ has gotten
#34 - SnacksJr (04/18/2014) [-]
Also, pic related, my battle station.
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#178 - chimpaflimp (04/19/2014) [-]
Is that seriously your setup? If so, are you secretly L from Death Note?
#33 - SnacksJr (04/18/2014) [-]
#40 - Cant offended the brown people, they have bombs don't you know. 04/18/2014 on gg feminists +4
#10 - Yes, how dare she find an over used ****** joke unfunny…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Touché +22
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#28 - wrocky (04/15/2014) [-]
so what if it was unfunny.. she could've at least went along with it
#109 - This seems like it would a awesome movie actually, so long a b… 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE 0
#72 - How does Catelyn not count? She doesn't actually die she…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on omg kalese 0
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#148 - mrselfdestruct (04/13/2014) [-]
That's what I meant. Catelyn doesn't count in those who die permanently while in their own POV chapters, because she didn't die permanently.
#34 - Something to think about is when a character dies you al…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2014 on omg kalese 0
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#62 - mrselfdestruct (04/12/2014) [-]
the only ones who die in their POV are prologue will, maester cressen, chett, pate, varamyr povs and epilogue povs merret frey and kevan lannister . Other POV characters died in somebody else's pov chapter.
Ned died in an Arya Chapter.
Catelyn doesn't count.
Quentyn died in a Barristan chapter
Arys Oakheart died in an Arianne chapter
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#72 - nocakeforthetroll (04/12/2014) [-]
How does Catelyn not count? She doesn't actually die she comes back as Lady Stoneheart.
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#148 - mrselfdestruct (04/13/2014) [-]
That's what I meant. Catelyn doesn't count in those who die permanently while in their own POV chapters, because she didn't die permanently.
#33 - How can you skip such an important part? 04/12/2014 on omg kalese +4
#129 - Hi I'd like to work in your shop. OK what are your qu… 04/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#117 - Having a computer doesn't make you a computer technician, havi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on (untitled) +3
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#122 - klick (04/11/2014) [-]
He could learn?
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#129 - nocakeforthetroll (04/11/2014) [-]
Hi I'd like to work in your shop.

OK what are your qualification?

None but i COULD learn.

Doesn't seem like that interview is going to go well.
#118 - almightybenjamin (04/11/2014) [-]
#125 - That's the face of a man being held at gunpoint. 04/10/2014 on This made me mad then realized +1
#92 - Comment deleted 04/10/2014 on Desc 0
#700 - Just out of curiosity whats the creepiest thing a person on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
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#745 - romdomcom (04/07/2014) [-]
I've never had anything particularly creepy actually. A lot of people are quite rude for no good reason, but that's just the internet.
#10 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on Sitting alone at lunch 0
#15 - hue 04/05/2014 on Average day at the morgue +256
#111 - Comment deleted 04/03/2014 on /b/ psychic 0
#10 - When you get shift supervisor Mr Brookes (or whatever his name…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Generalized Occupational... +16
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#15 - cossackwhoop (04/01/2014) [-]
Brotch, and now I remember the conversation.
#22 - You know, if you read these comics in order you can pinpoint t… 03/31/2014 on Get off from ur computer and.. +78
#4 - No one can afford that much nacho!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Must be Huge +1
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#5 - StinkyCheese (03/31/2014) [-]
It says it costs $5 right on the bloody thing.
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#8 - admiralen (03/31/2014) [-]
the restaurant cant afford that much nacho, theyll be bankrupted instantly
#120 - Bad day? Bitch is a ******* millionaire for buying water. 03/31/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day 0
#77 - Yeah, I'm sure he'll feel the same way if he sees this. 03/31/2014 on Beta Cringe God 1 0
#73 - Dude, I'm sorry, but if you really honestly cared what happene…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Beta Cringe God 1 +1
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#75 - magillagurilla (03/31/2014) [-]
I fully get your point and accept your opinion. But there's a big difference between laughing at your mental image of someone versus laughing at the actual person.
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#77 - nocakeforthetroll (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure he'll feel the same way if he sees this.

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