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#10 - I post DBZ hate because I'm too insecure to have my own damn o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #11 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
This makes no sense to me anymore. I really do want you to pull through, but I'm probably not the person you need to talk to. I hope for the best for you.
#30 - Too bad I won't meet all 7 billion people.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Killing Myself 0
User avatar #31 - xolotyl (12/15/2013) [-]
of course you're not, that's not the point though. the point is that what you think is true is not actually true. your situation only seems helpless because of the state of mind you're in, but there's always hope for something better if you're willing to try and find it
#8 - There is nothing I want to do with my life. There is nothing I…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #9 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
If you don't want to help society then live for yourself. That's what I fucking do. Hell, the reason you post all the dbz hate is because you enjoy baiting people isn't it?

If you really want to die then why not go out right now and do all the things you wanted to do but couldn't because you were scared of the consequences (but you must in no way do anything that will hurt other people).

Who the fuck cares about helping society if it hasn't helped you?

I have to go now but please from now on know that I am rooting for you to pull through
#10 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
I post DBZ hate because I'm too insecure to have my own damn opinions on anything.
User avatar #11 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
This makes no sense to me anymore. I really do want you to pull through, but I'm probably not the person you need to talk to. I hope for the best for you.
#6 - I've already made up my mind.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #7 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
Fuck that dude, there's never a good reason to kill yourself
Think of all the good things
#8 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
There is nothing I want to do with my life. There is nothing I want to do that will help society in any way, shape, or form. I don't want to start a career, I don't want to start a family, I don't even want to buy my own house.

Top that off with the fact that I'm just not cut out for the real world (if you've seen all of the things I've done, you would know). Plus, I'm just too emotionally unstable, and I get depressed over the littlest things.
User avatar #9 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
If you don't want to help society then live for yourself. That's what I fucking do. Hell, the reason you post all the dbz hate is because you enjoy baiting people isn't it?

If you really want to die then why not go out right now and do all the things you wanted to do but couldn't because you were scared of the consequences (but you must in no way do anything that will hurt other people).

Who the fuck cares about helping society if it hasn't helped you?

I have to go now but please from now on know that I am rooting for you to pull through
#10 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
I post DBZ hate because I'm too insecure to have my own damn opinions on anything.
User avatar #11 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
This makes no sense to me anymore. I really do want you to pull through, but I'm probably not the person you need to talk to. I hope for the best for you.
#27 - Your mother probably doesn't care what people think about her,…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Killing Myself 0
User avatar #29 - xolotyl (12/15/2013) [-]
there's 7 billion people on this planet, of course someone is going to find your personality appealing
#30 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
Too bad I won't meet all 7 billion people.
User avatar #31 - xolotyl (12/15/2013) [-]
of course you're not, that's not the point though. the point is that what you think is true is not actually true. your situation only seems helpless because of the state of mind you're in, but there's always hope for something better if you're willing to try and find it
#4 - Don't worry, this is probably going to be my last day of life.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2013 on (untitled) +2
#5 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
Dude don't kill yourself
Even if you are annoying it doesn't mean I don't still love you
#6 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
I've already made up my mind.
User avatar #7 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
Fuck that dude, there's never a good reason to kill yourself
Think of all the good things
#8 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
There is nothing I want to do with my life. There is nothing I want to do that will help society in any way, shape, or form. I don't want to start a career, I don't want to start a family, I don't even want to buy my own house.

Top that off with the fact that I'm just not cut out for the real world (if you've seen all of the things I've done, you would know). Plus, I'm just too emotionally unstable, and I get depressed over the littlest things.
User avatar #9 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
If you don't want to help society then live for yourself. That's what I fucking do. Hell, the reason you post all the dbz hate is because you enjoy baiting people isn't it?

If you really want to die then why not go out right now and do all the things you wanted to do but couldn't because you were scared of the consequences (but you must in no way do anything that will hurt other people).

Who the fuck cares about helping society if it hasn't helped you?

I have to go now but please from now on know that I am rooting for you to pull through
#10 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
I post DBZ hate because I'm too insecure to have my own damn opinions on anything.
User avatar #11 - suckmyfunnyjunk (12/15/2013) [-]
This makes no sense to me anymore. I really do want you to pull through, but I'm probably not the person you need to talk to. I hope for the best for you.
#25 - My parents only barely love me because they have to. They can'…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Killing Myself +1
User avatar #26 - soundofwinter (12/15/2013) [-]
Well, first off, they don't have to love you. My mother goes around saying she hates her own son (i.e. me). If they don't do that then they at least love you somewhat.

Also, a good way to make friends is say in a library or a bar. Just sit down and talk to someone for a few days then invite them to something. A gym works great too. On the personality side, we all have our problems. Nobody has a perfect personality but if we try we can all make friends. I'm asking you right now to make an effort over the next few months. I challenge you to make friends by Christmas 2014. Do it for me at the very least.
#27 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
Your mother probably doesn't care what people think about her, then. My mother does, which is why she won't go around saying that.

And when I say I have an unappealing personality, I mean that there is literally nothing about me that people will be attracted to in any way.
User avatar #29 - xolotyl (12/15/2013) [-]
there's 7 billion people on this planet, of course someone is going to find your personality appealing
#30 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
Too bad I won't meet all 7 billion people.
User avatar #31 - xolotyl (12/15/2013) [-]
of course you're not, that's not the point though. the point is that what you think is true is not actually true. your situation only seems helpless because of the state of mind you're in, but there's always hope for something better if you're willing to try and find it
#15 - Also already stated that my family doesn't give two ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Killing Myself 0
User avatar #19 - haydentheviking (12/15/2013) [-]
I read it quickly all i saw was "suicide" so i just typed

AS i asked before how old are you? surely you have much to achieve in your life instead of throwing it away and tbh if your asking people then you must be unsure no point plus even if you think your family hate you sure i went through a phase where i did think that but surely enough they do care.

I think you should go get some help call a therapist or something of that are of expertise instead of throwing away a life which you probably have not fully lived.
#12 - Already stated before that I am a coward.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Killing Myself 0
User avatar #13 - haydentheviking (12/15/2013) [-]
But still, you have a family and if thats not working out


how old are you?
#15 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
Also already stated that my family doesn't give two shits about me.
User avatar #19 - haydentheviking (12/15/2013) [-]
I read it quickly all i saw was "suicide" so i just typed

AS i asked before how old are you? surely you have much to achieve in your life instead of throwing it away and tbh if your asking people then you must be unsure no point plus even if you think your family hate you sure i went through a phase where i did think that but surely enough they do care.

I think you should go get some help call a therapist or something of that are of expertise instead of throwing away a life which you probably have not fully lived.
#11 - I don't have any friends, my mother wants nothing to do with m…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Killing Myself 0
#42 - mr skeltal (12/16/2013) [-]
You're level -155 so you're either a troll or a giant dick. No offense, but maybe if you werent hateful to others opinion of a show youd have friends.
User avatar #16 - soundofwinter (12/15/2013) [-]
Look man, I've seen suicide and death all around me. I can honestly tell you that what you said is NEVER true. People just don't realize what they have until it's gone. Your parents may not like you but they still do love you, even if just somewhat. The second you're gone, though, they'll just miss you and be messed up for years blaming themselves. Also, if you want to make friends, just play games and add people on there. It's plenty of social contact in my mind. If you want you can play Killing Floor or League of Legends or something along those lines with some of my friends and myself.
User avatar #28 - mathematics (12/15/2013) [-]
you only can say that because you have never been in his shoes. when i was young, i did not meet another human since i am 8. i spend all my days in isolation until i began to lose my mind to the point i did not know what is real. when i wet my parents at 8, i could not speak and i could not do anything, and they only dismissed me as retarded, so i attempted suicide. at that time the only thing i wished is for that hell to end, because while in hell, you're not really alive anyways.
ironicly the only reason i survived is during one of my attempts, i hurt my head and lost most of memory, and i still cannot identify my real name.

i know that i survived and i am pretty well off currently, but i will never blame my attempts, because at that moment, it was the best opinion.
i am not encouraging anyone to commit suicide or condemning it. it is a choice only you, nobodylikesdbz, can make. think on it for a few days before you make your decision.
also, my memory loss is like hitting the jackpot, but forcing a memory loss is possible through trance, but that road is a tough choice as well, because it means gaving up everything you are including you personality and everything you ever know, but you gets a fresh start, and can live a new life.
#46 - mr skeltal (12/16/2013) [-]
Really? you hit your head and cant remember your own name but you know how to use words like ironically and dipshit correctly in a sentence? Also you're using correct spelling on all your words except but you're making your sentences sound stupid on purpose. Trust me we can tell the difference. I agree with xolotyl, this is major bullshit. If you're gonna be a troll do it right.
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#44 - mr skeltal (12/16/2013) [-]
Really? you hit your head but you cant remember your own name but you know how to use words like ironically and dipshit correctly in a sentence? Also you're using correct spelling on all your words except but you're making your sentences sound stupid on purpose. Trust me we can tell the difference. I agree with xolotyl, this is major bullshit. If you're gonna be a troll do it right.
#43 - mr skeltal (12/16/2013) [-]
Really? you hit your head but you, and cant remember your own name but you know how to use words like ironically and dipshit correctly in a sentence? Also you're using correct spelling on all your words except but you're making your sentences sound stupid on purpose. Trust me we can tell the difference. I agree with xolotyl, this is major bullshit. If you're gonna be a troll do it right.
User avatar #36 - xolotyl (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm calling bullshit, if you didn't meet another human being until you were 8 you would be dead.
User avatar #37 - mathematics (12/16/2013) [-]
clearly they gave me food dipshit. they just never talked to me until i was 8. and even then they demeans me. that continued until my dad had a heart attack, and he wanted to change, and he send me as money as i need, but he still wont talk to me for more than a minute.
User avatar #38 - xolotyl (12/16/2013) [-]
Did you live in a fucking prison cell or something? If you had no human contact during your infancy then you wouldn't have developed well in any area of cognition, you have developed very abnormally and wouldn't be able to function well enough to tell this bullshit story over the internet. Also, learn to make complete sentences before you call someone else a dipshit.
User avatar #39 - mathematics (12/16/2013) [-]
i don't care if you believe me or not. it is what happened for me, and i defending it or trying to change the past won't change a thing.
you can call me all sort of shit, but it is me who fought my way to what i am today, and i had to struggle to learn shit that most people take for granted.
you can call me a liar if you want, but reflecting and getting over the past makes me feel powerful and allows me to move on and be more of a person instead of just a house pet.
#40 - xolotyl (12/16/2013) [-]
#25 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
My parents only barely love me because they have to. They can't just go around saying "Yeah, we hate our own son". It'd make them look bad. Besides, they'd be happy to have one less mouth to feed.

Making friends online never works out for me. It just isn't the same as making friends in the real world. I never feel any sort of "friendship connection" with people who I never even see IRL. Besides, I have a very unappealing personality.
User avatar #26 - soundofwinter (12/15/2013) [-]
Well, first off, they don't have to love you. My mother goes around saying she hates her own son (i.e. me). If they don't do that then they at least love you somewhat.

Also, a good way to make friends is say in a library or a bar. Just sit down and talk to someone for a few days then invite them to something. A gym works great too. On the personality side, we all have our problems. Nobody has a perfect personality but if we try we can all make friends. I'm asking you right now to make an effort over the next few months. I challenge you to make friends by Christmas 2014. Do it for me at the very least.
#27 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
Your mother probably doesn't care what people think about her, then. My mother does, which is why she won't go around saying that.

And when I say I have an unappealing personality, I mean that there is literally nothing about me that people will be attracted to in any way.
User avatar #29 - xolotyl (12/15/2013) [-]
there's 7 billion people on this planet, of course someone is going to find your personality appealing
#30 - nobodylikesdbz (12/15/2013) [-]
Too bad I won't meet all 7 billion people.
User avatar #31 - xolotyl (12/15/2013) [-]
of course you're not, that's not the point though. the point is that what you think is true is not actually true. your situation only seems helpless because of the state of mind you're in, but there's always hope for something better if you're willing to try and find it
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User avatar #6 - MrMysteriousMagic (02/07/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
#5 - mr skeltal (12/15/2013) [-]
Dont die, I love you. <3
User avatar #2 - vegituh (12/01/2013) [-]
why do you post anti-dbz content?
#3 to #2 - nobodylikesdbz (12/01/2013) [-]
Because I'm insecure about liking DBZ.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vegituh (12/01/2013) [-]
so you do like it?
User avatar #1 - licestr ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
ugh you are gonna be one of those ******* tryhards for red humbs aren
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