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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/09/2010
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:MA
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Content Ranking:#3866
Comment Ranking:#18986
Highest Content Rank:#3193
Highest Comment Rank:#5707
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#513 - Also killing a fetus is the womans choice, killing the fetus i…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2013 on This guy knows his shit. +9
User avatar #516 - anonymoose (02/03/2013) [-]
Eagles are very pro-choice animals. That's why Americans chose them to represent freedom.
#523 - TarnRazor (02/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #522 - noahz (02/03/2013) [-]
haha, comments like that are why you are considered a God
User avatar #526 - anonymoose (02/03/2013) [-]
I thought it was because I have some weird desire to make strangers I don't know laugh.
User avatar #532 - noahz (02/03/2013) [-]
and you do a pretty good job sir
#547 - anonymoose (02/03/2013) [-]
I aim to please.
#235 - action replay bitch 01/30/2013 on SHE WENT UP A LEDGE +2
#248 - willy wonka was based on a book and im pretty sure Roald Dahl … 01/29/2013 on Theories about popular... +3
#303 - how does the tape one work? How does the iphone record the tape?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Life Hacks (this ones... -1
User avatar #315 - stallwallwriter (01/25/2013) [-]
Look closer, it's not actually the tape itself that he's using, rather, he's using the case of the tape to hold up his smartphone.
User avatar #311 - iwalkudie (01/25/2013) [-]
You're not very smart are you?
#326 - actually if you have a brand new deck (which is sorted) and u …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Hmmm... (2) -1
#391 - jimmychanga (01/24/2013) [-]
That's not the correct way to shuffle, though.
#335 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
The way they shuffle in blackjack.
#325 - 207 bones...Ladies... 01/24/2013 on Hmmm... (2) +4
#59 - should have been braille 01/23/2013 on And then there is this guy. +1
#300 - I came when i got to waterfall ring toss 01/23/2013 on Childhood. 0
#105 - -Martin Freeman on the Colbert Report 01/22/2013 on You might read this wrong. +1
#91 - then we shoot him 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic +1
#286 - um that gun also has a clip now not just a different stock  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Assault Rifles and Clips -1
User avatar #289 - hachiro (02/26/2013) [-]
Firstly, magazine, and second, that's a standard mini-14 mag. The top one just didn't happen to have it inserted.
#43 - **noahz rolls 68** your dick 01/16/2013 on Drugs 0
#42 - Comment deleted 01/16/2013 on Drugs 0
#324 - It seems like every comment on this page has a ton of thumbs  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on Anyone else realize this? 0
User avatar #328 - Theyneverknow (01/15/2013) [-]
Your sort is set to highest rated instead of newest
#236 - thats not the definition of a cell phone though 01/13/2013 on apple damnit 0
#221 - so your saying all phones have touch screens? A phone also has…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on apple damnit -1
#228 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
A cell phone matches your description of touch screen with os. And yea, pretty much every phone in the last five years has had a touch screen, it's industry standard now. Hell, the iPod touch fits that description.
User avatar #236 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
thats not the definition of a cell phone though
#218 - Comment deleted 01/13/2013 on apple damnit 0
#214 - how is it different, its a touch screen tablet with an OS on it  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2013 on apple damnit -4
#217 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
that's what a phone is, too
User avatar #221 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
so your saying all phones have touch screens? A phone also has A PHONE, meaning you can call people without skype or other apps like that using a cellular network.
#228 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
A cell phone matches your description of touch screen with os. And yea, pretty much every phone in the last five years has had a touch screen, it's industry standard now. Hell, the iPod touch fits that description.
User avatar #236 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
thats not the definition of a cell phone though
#218 - noahz has deleted their comment.
#207 - and started in 1987  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2013 on apple damnit -1
#211 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
palm pilot =/= tablet pc
User avatar #214 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
how is it different, its a touch screen tablet with an OS on it
#217 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
that's what a phone is, too
User avatar #221 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
so your saying all phones have touch screens? A phone also has A PHONE, meaning you can call people without skype or other apps like that using a cellular network.
#228 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
A cell phone matches your description of touch screen with os. And yea, pretty much every phone in the last five years has had a touch screen, it's industry standard now. Hell, the iPod touch fits that description.
User avatar #236 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
thats not the definition of a cell phone though
#218 - noahz has deleted their comment.
#205 - Apple Newton, 1998 You have been fact-checked!  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2013 on apple damnit -1
User avatar #207 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
and started in 1987
#211 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
palm pilot =/= tablet pc
User avatar #214 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
how is it different, its a touch screen tablet with an OS on it
#217 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
that's what a phone is, too
User avatar #221 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
so your saying all phones have touch screens? A phone also has A PHONE, meaning you can call people without skype or other apps like that using a cellular network.
#228 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
A cell phone matches your description of touch screen with os. And yea, pretty much every phone in the last five years has had a touch screen, it's industry standard now. Hell, the iPod touch fits that description.
User avatar #236 - noahz (01/13/2013) [-]
thats not the definition of a cell phone though
#218 - noahz has deleted their comment.
#417 - *attacked not killed, "Case is the latest in a spate of s… 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
#408 - 1) its far harder to avoid someone with a gun that with a bat,… 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! +3
#110 - gandhi, bam! mlk, bam! lincoln, bam! jesus, bam! bam! bam! 01/10/2013 on George Carlin 0
#71 - trust fail 01/10/2013 on Trust Fall. 0
#188 - I was waiting to see bullet through a mans head 01/01/2013 on HSP +5

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User avatar #2 - noahz ONLINE (04/08/2012) [-]
haha, i posted on a comment of urs once saying "so ur the reason i cant have the name noah"
User avatar #1 - Noah (04/08/2012) [-]
I feel like I stole your name.
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