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#67 - Is this considered a cold case  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Frozen +50
#79 - okaymayun (09/25/2014) [-]
#80 - oocarlos (09/25/2014) [-]
you rang
#80 - "A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humoro… 09/23/2014 on Guise he's srs 0
#78 - it was a joke...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Guise he's srs 0
#79 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Jokes are funny.
User avatar #80 - noahz (09/23/2014) [-]
"A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention."-it was written with humorous intention, its not my fault you didn't get it.
#56 - thats only 50...  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Guise he's srs -3
User avatar #63 - capslockrage (09/23/2014) [-]
How fucking dumb are you?
User avatar #64 - capslockrage (09/23/2014) [-]
Please reply, I want to know what went through your head when you though that there was only one layer there
User avatar #78 - noahz (09/23/2014) [-]
it was a joke...
#79 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Jokes are funny.
User avatar #80 - noahz (09/23/2014) [-]
"A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention."-it was written with humorous intention, its not my fault you didn't get it.
User avatar #71 - viviannjames (09/23/2014) [-]
Pls respond.
User avatar #57 - romanlettuce (09/23/2014) [-]
There's layers you tard
#86 - funnyjunk should start a kickstarter to buy that island  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on DYK Comp #63 +22
User avatar #119 - ltbuttstrong (09/22/2014) [-]
And we should call it...Jimmies Island
#157 - foogermier (09/22/2014) [-]
I vote we call it Konkey Dong.
User avatar #161 - ltbuttstrong (09/22/2014) [-]
I like that better actually. We can build docks and buy neighbouring islands. Imagine the press release: "We are spreading our wings and our influence. We are expanding Konkey Dong"
#94 - I think the first and last ones are mitch hedberg jokes 09/11/2014 on Food realisations +1
#23 - on the last one... those numbers are so big its impos… 09/09/2014 on DYK Comp #39 0
#326 - why is admin not promoting this amazing deal 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) +1
#325 - its a box of chocolates 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#76 - ..And a tiny dick  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on All you need is Imagination 0
#92 - iwasthepapercut (09/07/2014) [-]
For the sake of these calculations we will assume that:

The phone is an iPhone 5 - length 4.8 in
The headphone jack (the penis) is 0.551in long based on the length of the jack on my headphones I just measured since I couldn't find anything online except diameter
The girl is 5' 6'' tall the average being 5' 7.3'' but assume 5 1/2 for simplicity and counter for age since I can't tell how old she is
The SHR (Sitting height ratio) is 51.95% of total height the simple average of the extreme high and low female SHR's by region, Peruvian (55.8) and Australian Aborigines (48.1) respectively
If sitting up straight the girl would be the entire length of the phone.

Now, the girl's true sitting height 66.00in x 0.5195 is 34.29in. The scale of the phone is then 1 : 7.144in 34.29in/4.8in , making the true length of the penis 3.94in 0.551in x 7.144 . Thus we can conclude it is indeed a small penis.

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User avatar #2 - noahz (04/08/2012) [-]
haha, i posted on a comment of urs once saying "so ur the reason i cant have the name noah"
User avatar #1 - Noah (04/08/2012) [-]
I feel like I stole your name.
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