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#94 - I think the first and last ones are mitch hedberg jokes 09/11/2014 on Food realisations +1
#23 - on the last one... those numbers are so big its impos… 09/09/2014 on DYK Comp #39 0
#326 - why is admin not promoting this amazing deal 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) +1
#325 - its a box of chocolates 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#76 - ..And a tiny dick  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on All you need is Imagination 0
#92 - iwasthepapercut (09/07/2014) [-]
For the sake of these calculations we will assume that:

The phone is an iPhone 5 - length 4.8 in
The headphone jack (the penis) is 0.551in long based on the length of the jack on my headphones I just measured since I couldn't find anything online except diameter
The girl is 5' 6'' tall the average being 5' 7.3'' but assume 5 1/2 for simplicity and counter for age since I can't tell how old she is
The SHR (Sitting height ratio) is 51.95% of total height the simple average of the extreme high and low female SHR's by region, Peruvian (55.8) and Australian Aborigines (48.1) respectively
If sitting up straight the girl would be the entire length of the phone.

Now, the girl's true sitting height 66.00in x 0.5195 is 34.29in. The scale of the phone is then 1 : 7.144in 34.29in/4.8in , making the true length of the penis 3.94in 0.551in x 7.144 . Thus we can conclude it is indeed a small penis.
#9 - NIEN!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Funny Joke From Germany -1
#27 - melolicious (09/03/2014) [-]
IEN ZWIE DRIE VEIR
#34 - David Blaine wins  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Ice bucket 0
User avatar #39 - aldothenazi (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah with his what 40 days in ice?
User avatar #43 - heroicdose (08/22/2014) [-]
like 60 some hours....?
User avatar #44 - aldothenazi (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, well thats even much better than being frozen since long ago BC.
#35 - Gnar from league of legends 08/21/2014 on Fuck you, that's brilliant! 0
#4 - *whatever the hell they want 08/21/2014 on Eminem goes back to high... +2
#30 - you forgot popo  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on 911=12 0
User avatar #43 - DemonMatt (08/20/2014) [-]
Police
Po-lice
Po
Popo
User avatar #31 - jokexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
that one's easy
because when you see them you shit yourself

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User avatar #2 - noahz (04/08/2012) [-]
haha, i posted on a comment of urs once saying "so ur the reason i cant have the name noah"
User avatar #1 - Noah (04/08/2012) [-]
I feel like I stole your name.
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