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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/26/2009
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#26 - My dentist wears a kilt everyday to work! Gets a bit risky whe… 05/21/2015 on experiment 0
#20 - Here's a cat playing poker.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Here's a cat napping +3
#28 - mastercolossus (04/15/2015) [-]
#121 - These are animals that can die from rolling on to their backs,… 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. 0
#94 - Whether they have been selectively bred or not poop still gets…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. 0
#110 - iqequalzero (04/11/2015) [-]
The poop problem is probably only a problem due to the selective breeding though. Evolving to where you can literally shit yourself to death due to your own hair doesnt sound like something that would happen naturally.
User avatar #121 - nme (04/11/2015) [-]
These are animals that can die from rolling on to their backs, they're flat so they can't gain enough momentum to roll themselves back over, so yes it is quite possible for them, in short, to "shit themselves to death" haha.
#73 - Its bollocks, sheep HAVE to be sheared, and if they weren't th…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. +18
#80 - rodion (04/11/2015) [-]
Wait, isn't that more to do with the fact that they have been selectively bred to produce more wool than they would naturally need? You make it sound as if humanity is doing them a favour.

Admittedly, there isn't much of an alternative to it, if it were to be nearly as efficient as current methods of obtaining wool. That's not really what I'm getting at. It was just your turn of phrase that was interesting.
#186 - phonicghost (04/11/2015) [-]
IIRC the sheep or its direct ancestor anyway was going extinct before we domesticated them, from predators mostly. So they may not exist today if it weren't for our intervention.
User avatar #94 - nme (04/11/2015) [-]
Whether they have been selectively bred or not poop still gets stuck to the wool at the rear end which if not shorn actually tears the skin due to the weight, which further leads to maggot infestation. I know what I'm talking about I'm a shearer...
#110 - iqequalzero (04/11/2015) [-]
The poop problem is probably only a problem due to the selective breeding though. Evolving to where you can literally shit yourself to death due to your own hair doesnt sound like something that would happen naturally.
User avatar #121 - nme (04/11/2015) [-]
These are animals that can die from rolling on to their backs, they're flat so they can't gain enough momentum to roll themselves back over, so yes it is quite possible for them, in short, to "shit themselves to death" haha.
User avatar #83 - kanatana (04/11/2015) [-]
Perhaps they have been selectively bred by humanity to suit our purposes, and we'll save the morality discussion on that until later, but the current population of sheep exist as they are and it is our responsibility to properly care for them.
User avatar #82 - bennii (04/11/2015) [-]
They have been bred to produce more wool now than they used to, however traditionally sheep would still often be found exhausted or dead when they have their full coats still in the summer. Or they would be found injured and bleeding because they would violently rub their bodies against trees or fences and things in order to scratch their coat off.
So yes they do produce more now, but even when they didn't their wool does need to be removed
#41 - I know that feel man. It got so bad I ended up seriously d… 04/10/2015 on Life +2
#119 - I wonder how many funnyjunkee Scottish girls there actually ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Scottish 0
User avatar #126 - thathorse (03/26/2015) [-]
Lies, we all know there's no women on this site
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#96 - couldn't agree more! its pretty much just straight up bullying… 03/15/2015 on Saggy Saturday -1
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