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#9 - the gate opens when you ring the second bell. …  [+] (20 new replies) 06/27/2014 on muh +1
#10 - intexuz (06/27/2014) [-]
it opens when you ring both bells
#27 - nizarut (06/28/2014) [-]
that's what I meant x.x I was assuming the following of orders.



first bell, then when you ring the second it opens

should have clarified
User avatar #13 - TheHutchie (06/27/2014) [-]
Both bells.

i.e. the first one, and then the second one.
User avatar #15 - themurp (06/27/2014) [-]
You could also ring the second one, then the first one. You know, if you like to live dangerously.
User avatar #16 - TheHutchie (06/27/2014) [-]
Unless they're specifically numbered, then the first one is literally the first one you ring.
User avatar #17 - themurp (06/27/2014) [-]
Nigga, first one is the damn church bell. Fuck u quelaag bitches. Fucking lava. Shit.
User avatar #28 - redstonealchemist (06/28/2014) [-]
okay, i have the curse things that allow me to attack ghosts, biggest fucking surprise so far, but can i just run past them or something/ there's a huge trap in a building and it's comprised solely of ghosts. i died every single time except the first two times i tried to get through.
as for those first two times; i died shortly after killing the ones that was hiding beneath the floor
User avatar #41 - themurp (06/28/2014) [-]
You can run past them, but be careful not to get trapped or pushed of a cliff. With a little practice, you can attack them while they're still in walls. Also, use a weapon with a large sweep, like a greatsword, to easily hit they're extended hands.
#29 - intexuz (06/28/2014) [-]
if you cant kill ghosts i dont think you have anything to do there,after you pull the lever and go down,much stronger enemies will be there
User avatar #31 - redstonealchemist (06/28/2014) [-]
i forgot to add: i also have the greataxe thing from killing the taurus demon, but compared to the drake sword it's crap and too heavy. how do i get a drop from the pikachu worm thing beneath the first blacksmith?
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (06/28/2014) [-]
i can deal with them, it's just the number of them, the fact that my curse runs out seconds after seeing them and their ranged attack.
because i have the drake sword, i can deal with all sorts of shit, even killing balder knights in a lucky 1-hitter. where exactly do i need to go and how long does it take to find a helmet better than a balder knights helm? (i didn't kill the bull w/ fire)
#32 - intexuz (06/28/2014) [-]
hmm,my curse lasted until i died,i think so at least since i died fuckton of times in that area,also drake sword is shit,replace it
User avatar #33 - redstonealchemist (06/28/2014) [-]
the drake sword has the base attack of 200 (but it does suck because it doesn't scale with strength), still apart from the axe that's too heavy and the drake sword, the most powerful weapon i could access is the katana by killing the first merchant, which i've been told is a bad idea
#34 - intexuz (06/28/2014) [-]
Did you ring the second bell? You kinda have a shitty weapon,i stopped using drake sword soon,i find halbeard the best by far,it has the thrust and the aoe shot and its range is really long
User avatar #35 - redstonealchemist (06/28/2014) [-]
the second bell is in new londo ruins, right? the furthest i got on the down route from firelink is the building in the cavern wall where you get jumped by about 10 ghosts at once
#36 - intexuz (06/28/2014) [-]
yeahhh its not,new londo ruins is where the one of the 4 bosses with great souls are,for 2nd bell you have to go to Blighttown and kill Queelag
User avatar #37 - redstonealchemist (06/28/2014) [-]
in that case don't i get to blighttown through the ghost place/ is there a better way?
#38 - intexuz (06/28/2014) [-]
yes but that way is hard as fuck,bunch of dragons there,no way you'll kill them if you cant kill the ghosts,you can go to sewers after you kill capra demon and trough there to Blighttown,this is the hardest part of the game for me..
BLIGHTTOWN IS HELL
User avatar #39 - redstonealchemist (06/28/2014) [-]
i the place with all the drakes, how do they measure up to the hellkyte on the bridge?
#40 - intexuz (06/28/2014) [-]
they're not nearly as strong as hellkite,but still they are pretty strong,and even on endgame i had trouble with killing all of them
#151 - I'm looking for really cool scarecrow wallpapers, anyone have …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on no one interrupts Batman 0
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#163 - daemonico (06/27/2014) [-]
#63 - doesn't seem to want to upload x.x  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Post unclean desktop/share... +1
User avatar #65 - sparkskitsune (06/21/2014) [-]
oh
#62 - boom  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Post unclean desktop/share... +1
User avatar #64 - sparkskitsune (06/21/2014) [-]
wut
#63 - nizarut (06/21/2014) [-]
doesn't seem to want to upload x.x
User avatar #65 - sparkskitsune (06/21/2014) [-]
oh
#70 - I never had a big problem with load order. :o 06/21/2014 on Oblivion 0
#163 - Mine should be easy 06/20/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 5 0
#46 - Lol I just started playing this game a bit ago, getting toward… 06/17/2014 on Farcry Be Like 0
#13 - **nizarut rolls 38** /100 more like 06/15/2014 on Baiting Leo 0
#101 - I took my glasses off but I'm near sighted x.x had to blur my eyes 06/15/2014 on Take your glasses off and... 0
#669 - **** it. We'll see how this goes. 06/14/2014 on Who's the best looking guy... +1
#774 - k  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Imagine 0
User avatar #775 - jingleforth (06/13/2014) [-]
can you rate how I look
#772 - Why are you talking to me? lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Imagine 0
#768 - It's in between, i don't remember exactly how big.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Imagine 0
User avatar #771 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
?
#772 - nizarut (06/12/2014) [-]
Why are you talking to me? lol
User avatar #770 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
please respond
#774 - nizarut (06/13/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #775 - jingleforth (06/13/2014) [-]
can you rate how I look
#769 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
I measured mine recently and got 10 and 3/4

Is that big or small?

Also, can you tell me if I look good or not?

Face pic is my avatar

Pic related is body pic
#766 - 7-8 inches... why?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Imagine 0
User avatar #767 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
7-8 is a big difference

Which is it?

Be honest
#768 - nizarut (06/12/2014) [-]
It's in between, i don't remember exactly how big.
User avatar #771 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
?
#772 - nizarut (06/12/2014) [-]
Why are you talking to me? lol
User avatar #770 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
please respond
#774 - nizarut (06/13/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #775 - jingleforth (06/13/2014) [-]
can you rate how I look
#769 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
I measured mine recently and got 10 and 3/4

Is that big or small?

Also, can you tell me if I look good or not?

Face pic is my avatar

Pic related is body pic
#764 - I posted this over 2 years ago..... hi? :o  [+] (11 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Imagine 0
User avatar #765 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
How big is your penis?

No homo
#766 - nizarut (06/12/2014) [-]
7-8 inches... why?
User avatar #767 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
7-8 is a big difference

Which is it?

Be honest
#768 - nizarut (06/12/2014) [-]
It's in between, i don't remember exactly how big.
User avatar #771 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
?
#772 - nizarut (06/12/2014) [-]
Why are you talking to me? lol
User avatar #770 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
please respond
#774 - nizarut (06/13/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #775 - jingleforth (06/13/2014) [-]
can you rate how I look
#769 - jingleforth (06/12/2014) [-]
I measured mine recently and got 10 and 3/4

Is that big or small?

Also, can you tell me if I look good or not?

Face pic is my avatar

Pic related is body pic
#4 - I don't see the funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Man Time +1
#11 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
That's because you are not a man. The story mentioned above is one of life and of love. At heart it is a comedy they inspires each of us to come together, placing our differences aside, and realize the joy of friendship through laughter.

Open you mind. Let the funny flow like hot lava between you living room furniture as you gleefully jump from you coffee table to the sofa. From there you stand triumphant! You gaze out upon the world so small and whisper. I am man. I am... Pressure washer.
#5 - I mean if it's funny, who the **** cares? If you'… 06/11/2014 on Typical day on frontpage 0
#8 - i saw the straight lines first, 06/11/2014 on Mindfuck 0
#1646 - **nizarut rolled image ** 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
#755 - **nizarut rolled image ** with this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on How will you break your FJ... 0
#757 - flixoe (06/06/2014) [-]
That's pretty much the internet in a nutshell...
#9 - I live between pitt and erie. There's nice scenery around here 06/05/2014 on Only in Pennsylvania 0
#13 - Speaking of computers, i would like to get opinions on a compu…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Gamer vs. Noobs 0
User avatar #78 - mnbmadison (06/05/2014) [-]
get a cheaper case and a better video card
User avatar #26 - masterjogi (06/05/2014) [-]
pcpartpicker.com/p/C2tx23 here ya go, its better by a huge amount in every aspect, SSD is something you really really want, and the GTX660 is good for at least 2-4 more years
User avatar #63 - krando (06/05/2014) [-]
you prob want another hard-drive if you're going with a 120 gb ssd
User avatar #24 - masterjogi (06/05/2014) [-]
Thats an awful build, how can your Case cost more than your CPU, its a piece of metal and the CPU is the best Technology known to man
User avatar #25 - masterjogi (06/05/2014) [-]
YOu have no Optical drive = no cd, so have fun with windows cd
#28 - kuchen (06/05/2014) [-]
You dent need to install windows from a cd.

I also have no optical drive and i here i am with my windows installed from usb.
User avatar #31 - masterjogi (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah but he added WIndows CD to his purchases, also you need to get it on the USB somehow. I assume he forgot, who knows.
User avatar #23 - senseiweasel (06/05/2014) [-]
I don't know what average component costs are in the US, so I can't offer any advice on that side, but from a hardware point of view it's mostly okay - but the GCard is going to be your bottleneck on this machine. I'd seriously consider putting at least a GTX660 or equivalent card in a mid-level gaming rig.
#19 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
#18 - youxbarstard (06/05/2014) [-]
Everything other than the video card is fine but not great.
#16 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
That is hilariously weak for a $900 rig.
#26 - Comment deleted 06/05/2014 on Read Description 0
#55 - pikachu. ok lol 06/05/2014 on What is your starter 0
#2487 - **nizarut rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
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