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#154 - "smoking cigarettes", woops 08/02/2012 on guys... srsly...guys...guys... 0
#152 - I smoke weed and I'm 16. I don't see how it's so bad? I don't …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on guys... srsly...guys...guys... 0
User avatar #154 - nixter (08/02/2012) [-]
"smoking cigarettes", woops
#141 - that's what I thought. My friend thought otherwise, and now I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2012 on Hypocrite Amon 2 +1
#143 - waffies (06/24/2012) [-]
no worries sir/ma'am.
#137 - Can someone answer me this? Was amon really trying to get rid …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2012 on Hypocrite Amon 2 0
User avatar #139 - waffies (06/24/2012) [-]
Just as was said in the show, it seems he actually thought Bending was the root of all evil, but he felt like his own bending was the means to an end
User avatar #141 - nixter (06/24/2012) [-]
that's what I thought. My friend thought otherwise, and now I'm going to gloat in his face. THANKS!
#143 - waffies (06/24/2012) [-]
no worries sir/ma'am.
#262 - I'm pretty sure some parents are going to complain about this … 06/24/2012 on Boom +4
#7 - Who said all christian are like that?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on Why are we friends? 0
User avatar #8 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
It's usually the general assumption.
#5 - If you think my comic was criticizing christians, it wasn't. I… 05/25/2012 on Why are we friends? 0
#200 - bruce lee died durring a movie stunt... I think involving dodg…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Bruce fucking Lee 0
User avatar #208 - xxyzx (05/23/2012) [-]
Common misconception, he died of an allergic reaction to a pain killer which caused his brain to swell up. His son, Brandon Lee, died of a not discharged blank...the blank stayed in the barrel and when another blank was fired the not discharged blank shot out with enough force to kill Brandon. Not instantly but it killed him.
#227 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2012) [-]
Actually, it was a improperly packed squib on the explosive vest he was wearing. The stunt coordinator placed the charge in backwards, so when it was rigged to blow, it blew inwards and the little pieces of explosives dug into him just like a real bullet.
User avatar #442 - xxyzx (05/23/2012) [-]
ok i see. thank you. either way
Bruce: allergic reaction
Brandon: Movie accident
thats about it
User avatar #201 - tehweave (05/23/2012) [-]
Nothing. I thought we were stating facts.
#197 - Look your shit up before you just shit out your mouth  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Bruce fucking Lee +4
User avatar #204 - jakerdoodlez (05/23/2012) [-]
First off, I don't think my comment warranted your hostility at all, but if that's what you think you have to do to get a point across, that's fine. However, I didn't say that he was "just" an actor, I stated that he was, in fact, an actor. And was known as such. Same for Chuck Norris in his later years, he was known for being an actor too. Both of them are really GREAT fighters, but Chuck Norris's World Championships, unfortunately, don't lie. My point was that Bruce beat Chuck in a movie. Chuck beat hundreds from around the world in real combat.

So maybe you should not tell people "look your shit up" but just calm down and accept that someone has a different opinion than you do.
#220 - prisonerofreality (05/23/2012) [-]
In the movie where Bruce beat Chuck, they actually did fight just before they shot the scene. They made a deal that whoever won in the fight would win in the movie. The reason Bruce never won any championships is because he never entered. He didn't believe in fighting for profit.
User avatar #206 - mofalcon (05/23/2012) [-]
"Lee appeared at the 1967 Long Beach International Karate Championships and performed various demonstrations, including the famous "unstoppable punch" against USKA world Karate champion Vic Moore. Lee told Moore that he was going to throw a straight punch to the face, and all he had to do was to try to block it. Lee took several steps back and asked if Moore was ready, when Moore nodded in affirmation,Lee glided towards him until he was within striking range. He then threw a straight punch directly at Moore's face, and stopped before impact. In eight attempts, Moore failed to block any of the punches" dude could handle his 'world champions' just fine.
User avatar #207 - jakerdoodlez (05/23/2012) [-]
"performed various demonstrations"

Thank you for proving my point.
User avatar #210 - EvilFluffyBunny (05/23/2012) [-]
Description of a fight between Bruce Lee and Kung Fu master Wong Jack Man:

"Within one minute, the men who had accompanied the challenger were trying to stop the fight as Bruce began to achieve the upper hand. James Lee warned them to let the fight go on. A minute later, with Bruce continuing the attack in earnest, his opponent began to backpedal as fast as he could. For an instant, the fight threatened to disintegrate into a farce as he actually turned and ran. When the two men returned to the center of the gym, Bruce's opponent was unable to mount an attack. Bruce quickly brought him to the floor and poised above him with his fist raised. "Is that enough?" "That's enough!" pleaded his adversary. Bruce demanded a second reply to his question to make sure that he understood this was the end of the fight. "
#195 - ...you're shitting me? Bruce lee is just an actor?... If you'r…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Bruce fucking Lee +6
User avatar #197 - nixter (05/23/2012) [-]
Look your shit up before you just shit out your mouth
User avatar #204 - jakerdoodlez (05/23/2012) [-]
First off, I don't think my comment warranted your hostility at all, but if that's what you think you have to do to get a point across, that's fine. However, I didn't say that he was "just" an actor, I stated that he was, in fact, an actor. And was known as such. Same for Chuck Norris in his later years, he was known for being an actor too. Both of them are really GREAT fighters, but Chuck Norris's World Championships, unfortunately, don't lie. My point was that Bruce beat Chuck in a movie. Chuck beat hundreds from around the world in real combat.

So maybe you should not tell people "look your shit up" but just calm down and accept that someone has a different opinion than you do.
#220 - prisonerofreality (05/23/2012) [-]
In the movie where Bruce beat Chuck, they actually did fight just before they shot the scene. They made a deal that whoever won in the fight would win in the movie. The reason Bruce never won any championships is because he never entered. He didn't believe in fighting for profit.
User avatar #206 - mofalcon (05/23/2012) [-]
"Lee appeared at the 1967 Long Beach International Karate Championships and performed various demonstrations, including the famous "unstoppable punch" against USKA world Karate champion Vic Moore. Lee told Moore that he was going to throw a straight punch to the face, and all he had to do was to try to block it. Lee took several steps back and asked if Moore was ready, when Moore nodded in affirmation,Lee glided towards him until he was within striking range. He then threw a straight punch directly at Moore's face, and stopped before impact. In eight attempts, Moore failed to block any of the punches" dude could handle his 'world champions' just fine.
User avatar #207 - jakerdoodlez (05/23/2012) [-]
"performed various demonstrations"

Thank you for proving my point.
User avatar #210 - EvilFluffyBunny (05/23/2012) [-]
Description of a fight between Bruce Lee and Kung Fu master Wong Jack Man:

"Within one minute, the men who had accompanied the challenger were trying to stop the fight as Bruce began to achieve the upper hand. James Lee warned them to let the fight go on. A minute later, with Bruce continuing the attack in earnest, his opponent began to backpedal as fast as he could. For an instant, the fight threatened to disintegrate into a farce as he actually turned and ran. When the two men returned to the center of the gym, Bruce's opponent was unable to mount an attack. Bruce quickly brought him to the floor and poised above him with his fist raised. "Is that enough?" "That's enough!" pleaded his adversary. Bruce demanded a second reply to his question to make sure that he understood this was the end of the fight. "
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