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nitricmike

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:12/21/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Content Ranking:#139
Comment Ranking:#9281
Highest Content Rank:#111
Highest Comment Rank:#1130
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Content Level Progress: 18.2% (182/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:5
Content Views:1627863
Times Content Favorited:2352 times
Total Comments Made:1073
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#114 - i did this in the sticky but in case you didn't see it ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Smashing! 0
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#115 - esfcxds (04/01/2015) [-]
thank
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#116 - nitricmike (04/01/2015) [-]
whatever floats your goat
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#117 - esfcxds (04/01/2015) [-]
its for someone else tho
#113 - i have no ******* clue how that happened 04/01/2015 on Smashing! 0
#106 - supervizor . i'm going to need rehab later ALL GAY EXCEPT…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Smashing! +3
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#110 - okamiterasu (03/31/2015) [-]
"nitricmike mentioned you in a comment"
the fuck
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#113 - nitricmike (04/01/2015) [-]
i have no fucking clue how that happened
#105 - supervizor just mentioning in case you don't see BE WARNE…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Smashing! +3
#129 - justfaptome (12/30/2015) [-]
The Internet hates you so go fuck yourself
#33 - Comment deleted 03/31/2015 on Chaika Souls 0
#29 - link here for you lad  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Chaika Souls +2
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#51 - >You jerk off to porn >Outside of of some lesbian po…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Why dudes like Futas +29
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#98 - gobnick (03/30/2015) [-]
....and you can't put yourself in place of the futa?...it's the same concept but with more tits and booty, double the pleasure, double the fun
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#125 - leonhardt (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not a tranny.
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#129 - gobnick (03/30/2015) [-]
you're also not the 6'2" 240lb black man giving it to Sasha Grey, but does that stop you from supposedly putting yourself in place of him when you're watching your porn? no, by that logic you can't accomplish the very thing you would probably say is the appeal of straight porn, unless you can find a guy who matches your body type and skin color. just use your imagination, and if that doesn't work picture the futa as a girl with a strap-on. there really is no wrong way to appreciate futa, unless it's the kinda shit where they make the body proportions defy logic (3 foot long dicks, tits bigger than half their body, the weird shit)
#5 - we all know how this will go down sorry if it's an obscur…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Doppelgangers 0
#41 - rollfourexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,951**
>16

What show is this? I think I'm familiar with it but I can't recall the name.
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#44 - nitricmike (04/18/2015) [-]
kurokami
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#43 - crankii (04/18/2015) [-]
found it, salsa is Kurokami The Animation
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#42 - crankii (04/18/2015) [-]
i'm also curious
i've tried reverse image search but all i can find is spinzaku's kick
#16 - remilia (03/29/2015) [-]
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i cried at the end with the two grand kids :<
#7 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
That girl reminds me of Annie. She needs to be hit by a truck.
#95 - you can't do that and not post links 03/28/2015 on Disney Princess Cosplay 0
#72 - just a random thought but, you look almost exactly like captai… 03/28/2015 on Com pey lay shun +2
#12 - mcstorms mention me if this is sauce i'm really curious 03/28/2015 on Thinking Alike 0
#25 - no prob 03/28/2015 on White dick 0
#23 - young justice  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on White dick 0
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#24 - slackmak (03/28/2015) [-]
ilu <3
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#33 - darkdragonswrath (03/28/2015) [-]
It got canceled after it was getting good.
#25 - nitricmike (03/28/2015) [-]
no prob
#39 - Picture 03/28/2015 on Clarity +1
#19 - Comment deleted 03/27/2015 on One Piece Comp 0
#62 - than you for actually giving an accurate depiction of the news 03/26/2015 on Twitter comp the third +2
#57 - this took longer than i had hoped 03/26/2015 on hay, hay, hay, hay 0
#25 - so that's different than Super Sayin  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on DBZ Facts Comp #5 0
#26 - carcer (03/26/2015) [-]
It's the Japanese name, English version's just say Super Sayin.
#18 - that doesn't seem relevent but whatevs 03/26/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #20 - #22 +7
#13 - Picture 03/26/2015 on Sad but true +3
#23 - what does the J in SSJ stand for  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on DBZ Facts Comp #5 0
#24 - carcer (03/26/2015) [-]
Super Saiya-jin
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#25 - nitricmike (03/26/2015) [-]
so that's different than Super Sayin
#26 - carcer (03/26/2015) [-]
It's the Japanese name, English version's just say Super Sayin.
#186 - a anon helped me get it working but thanks for trying 03/26/2015 on I saw the katarina, now its... 0
#139 - **** i just finished that **** today 03/26/2015 on Circle City 0
#39 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on hay, hay, hay, hay +3
#43 - ruderoody (03/26/2015) [-]
With a strap-on
#57 - nitricmike (03/26/2015) [-]
this took longer than i had hoped
#86 - THANK YOU SO MUCH IT'S WORKING NOW  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Pizza 0
#87 - anon (03/26/2015) [-]
No problem!

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User avatar #6 - cunninglinguist (01/21/2015) [-]
Saw your comment on sphincterface's thread. We're here for you.
User avatar #7 to #6 - nitricmike (01/21/2015) [-]
thanks a ton. i'm just glad that it's all improving
User avatar #3 - marioisbestpony ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
you're gayer than a faggot with a prolapsed anus sucking dick for bus money and then walking home
User avatar #4 to #3 - nitricmike (01/07/2015) [-]
why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - marioisbestpony ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
ask your mom
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