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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360
Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:Milky Way Galaxy
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#4 - I switched from ps fanboy to PC gamer. Never paid to play onli… 08/08/2014 on Sony 0
#2 - Our cells for an asshole first, then the rest of the body. Hen… 08/08/2014 on Oh god why? +1
#3 - Aww, you're right. This thing only extracts the middl…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on You thinkin what I'm thinkin? +4
#4 - alphavsomega (08/08/2014) [-]
in that case just get this and shoot it in your dick
User avatar #9 - niteghost (08/08/2014) [-]
>+Calcium

Lol gotta make sure my bone grows big and strong
User avatar #10 - alphavsomega (08/08/2014) [-]
yes.

bone.
#1 - COULD I FILL MY DICK WITH CHOCOLATE?!  [+] (11 new replies) 08/08/2014 on You thinkin what I'm thinkin? +55
User avatar #16 - pawnman (08/09/2014) [-]
And also make your urethra really big since it carves out the inside.
#8 - mariopimp (08/08/2014) [-]
and sorry. I had to do this. that guy be all over your junk!
User avatar #5 - mariopimp (08/08/2014) [-]
WHAT THE HELL PERVERT!! NO!!! YOU CAN FILL YOUR BANANA WITH CHOCOLATE!!
DO NOT!! I REPEAT DO NOT!!! USE THIS ON YOUR DICK!!!! Or do... who the fuck am I to know stuff about things.
#11 - agrani (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - niteghost (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but my mind is extremely perverted and yes I will be stuffing my johnson with sweet chocolate syrup. Provided by AvO below.
User avatar #7 - mariopimp (08/08/2014) [-]
Do what you gotta do man... if ya do record the outcome.
User avatar #2 - alphavsomega (08/08/2014) [-]
No.....

no
User avatar #3 - niteghost (08/08/2014) [-]

Aww, you're right. This thing only extracts the middle of the banana.
#4 - alphavsomega (08/08/2014) [-]
in that case just get this and shoot it in your dick
User avatar #9 - niteghost (08/08/2014) [-]
>+Calcium

Lol gotta make sure my bone grows big and strong
User avatar #10 - alphavsomega (08/08/2014) [-]
yes.

bone.
#8 - exactly my thinking 08/08/2014 on I'm ready for your rage 0
#3 - Comment deleted 08/08/2014 on Sweet 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Sweet 0
#3 - niteghost Comment deleted by niteghost
#8 - Comment deleted 08/08/2014 on unsafe ? +1
#1 - you never your limits  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Inspirational quotes and... +42
User avatar #13 - xdiabolicx (08/09/2014) [-]
Could not be more relevant in a post about beer.
#10 - acksl (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - arrogant (08/09/2014) [-]
he accidentally the quote
#5 - anonasuser (08/09/2014) [-]
i once the twelve pack
you never your limits
User avatar #3 - Tusura (08/09/2014) [-]
I once 7 alcohol. I never my limit again.
#1 - Comment deleted 08/08/2014 on Addy! There's a monster... 0
#7 - F***k Frick? 08/08/2014 on Cause +2
#61 - Not a single one just messin' 08/07/2014 on 4chan on Funnyjunk 0
#38 - I do. I work in an office. My phone is always charging (includ…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on The Difference Between CNN... 0
User avatar #39 - thebobinito (08/07/2014) [-]
Bluetooth might have a contributing factor to ruining your battery, I just keep wifi turned on and my 5S goes for about 2 days without needing a charge, much better.
#1332 - **niteghost rolls 57** 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#30 - >assuming people don't have multiple cars with varying leve…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Oh. 0
User avatar #61 - dropship (08/05/2014) [-]
I have three cars, and I can tell you off the top of my head that the filler cap is on the left on my Fiesta ST, and the right on my Polo and Golf. My Dad's X5 has it on the right.

>Not remembering which side the cap is on

Casual.
#77 - Why? ^^Look at that question and really think about i… 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
#76 - Cuz addy loves social media? I have no clue. Pa… 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
#74 - ... We have 2 buttons just to share to FB  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
User avatar #75 - polepel (08/05/2014) [-]
wait why
#76 - niteghost (08/05/2014) [-]
Cuz addy loves social media? I have no clue.

Paint skills off the friggin' charts
#162 - Idiocracy? I forgot where that's from...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on What's your life story in 3... +1
#170 - zetsumeitaka (08/05/2014) [-]
I need one of these with my username on it.

It's from Beavis and butthead I think....
#2 - Did the internet even exist? 08/05/2014 on Well that escalated quickly -1
#3 - Ahh, that's true. 08/05/2014 on Smoke weed everyday 0
#1 - Alright, I'll be the one to ask Is this real?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Smoke weed everyday +2
#6 - zyketor (08/06/2014) [-]
Some douchbag anon thumbed you down for asking a non retarded question. Anyone outside of Colorado won't know this. Thumbed you back up to 0.
User avatar #2 - tomahawkkit (08/05/2014) [-]
probably no considering you have to be 21 and basically weed is treated like alcohol there
#4 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
Someone's never heard of Kid Beer
User avatar #8 - wigglyjr (08/06/2014) [-]
iunderstoodthatreference.jpeg
User avatar #3 - niteghost (08/05/2014) [-]
Ahh, that's true.
#1 - The jump was useless and not at all used as a part of the thro…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Baseball first pitch +34
User avatar #8 - warmbuns (08/05/2014) [-]
i was thinking the same
#5 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
You should see Maroney's first pitch
User avatar #3 - classybot (08/04/2014) [-]
nigga she asian last I checked when they do the jumpo wumbo that meant that shit got real

trust me I know my chinese movies
#2 - adamks (08/04/2014) [-]
You would never see anyone doing a jump that is actually useful for the throw though.
#8 - It must be all the gas that was building up in his stomach/thr… 08/04/2014 on I made a terrible mistake +1
#197 - ; _ ; 08/04/2014 on Free 1600 XBOX points 0
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#1 - bknob (05/16/2013) [-]
you are my favorite human
you are my favorite human
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