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Date Signed Up:9/22/2011
Last Login:10/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#26290
Highest Comment Rank:#20891
Comment Thumbs: 52 total,  73 ,  21
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:36
FJ Points:52

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#61 - First off, join a gym. Don't question it, don't give excuses, … 08/13/2014 on (untitled) +1
#59 - If you're serious, hit me up man. I've coached plane…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #60 - scootabot (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm completely serious. I need some sort of guidance and inspiration.

I promised myself that I'd do shit this summer, but I didn't do any of it. I worked out for a week, and by work out, I mean walk up and down the road a couple of times.. I live in the middle of nowhere, rural area. Retirement community.

We buy nothing but cheap, fatty food because it's easy to prepare and cheap to buy in bulk..

Any help would be greatly appreciated.
#61 - nirvanaishdude (08/13/2014) [-]
First off, join a gym. Don't question it, don't give excuses, join a gym. And one with free weights. Do Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe. Read the book. Trust me.

Second: Learn to count calories. There's several good apps to do it with. It's only hard in the beginning. Nothing to be ashamed of, either.

Start with this, PM me when you feel you're stuck. It's not that hard, seriously.
#53 - Orly? 07/21/2014 on Finally! a Pope that acts... +1
#39 - Waitan for battle! 05/08/2014 on Rollo 3. The shit hits the... +1
#21 - Nah dude, it's true. I've worked with handicapped people.. The…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Good Guy Pimp Netherlands 0
User avatar #45 - misterusername (03/12/2014) [-]
time to get handicapped then i guess
#181 - Lol ok. 01/03/2014 on Read Description pls +2
#12 - ******* love going to Denmark. The beer, bacon an…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Just found the best... 0
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
I love the stupid alcohol culture and the socially crippled youth, but other than that it's a nice place and I don't really wanna live anywhere else (maybe Canada) c:
Your PC just died? o.O
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
And by love I mean hate. Wut am I even writing?
#10 - Afraid my Danish has gone to **** . Haven't visite…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Just found the best... +1
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (10/14/2013) [-]
Hehe it's fine man c:
You like going to Denmark?
#12 - nirvanaishdude (10/18/2013) [-]
Fucking love going to Denmark. The beer, bacon and everything else is epic.

Had some insanely good times there. (Sorry for the late reply, PC died, got a new one)
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
I love the stupid alcohol culture and the socially crippled youth, but other than that it's a nice place and I don't really wanna live anywhere else (maybe Canada) c:
Your PC just died? o.O
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
And by love I mean hate. Wut am I even writing?
#8 - Apologies!  [+] (6 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Just found the best... +1
User avatar #9 - Kairyuka (10/12/2013) [-]
No harm done, my friend
#10 - nirvanaishdude (10/13/2013) [-]
Afraid my Danish has gone to shit. Haven't visited that glorious country in a year and a half. Dutchy myself.

I'd thumb you up, but I'm too low of a level. Apologies again!
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (10/14/2013) [-]
Hehe it's fine man c:
You like going to Denmark?
#12 - nirvanaishdude (10/18/2013) [-]
Fucking love going to Denmark. The beer, bacon and everything else is epic.

Had some insanely good times there. (Sorry for the late reply, PC died, got a new one)
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
I love the stupid alcohol culture and the socially crippled youth, but other than that it's a nice place and I don't really wanna live anywhere else (maybe Canada) c:
Your PC just died? o.O
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
And by love I mean hate. Wut am I even writing?
#6 - Thats Beef and cheese, though. Not steak.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Just found the best... +1
User avatar #7 - Kairyuka (10/11/2013) [-]
Beef is "oksekød". A steak is "en bøf". Know the difference.
#8 - nirvanaishdude (10/11/2013) [-]
Apologies!
User avatar #9 - Kairyuka (10/12/2013) [-]
No harm done, my friend
#10 - nirvanaishdude (10/13/2013) [-]
Afraid my Danish has gone to shit. Haven't visited that glorious country in a year and a half. Dutchy myself.

I'd thumb you up, but I'm too low of a level. Apologies again!
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (10/14/2013) [-]
Hehe it's fine man c:
You like going to Denmark?
#12 - nirvanaishdude (10/18/2013) [-]
Fucking love going to Denmark. The beer, bacon and everything else is epic.

Had some insanely good times there. (Sorry for the late reply, PC died, got a new one)
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
I love the stupid alcohol culture and the socially crippled youth, but other than that it's a nice place and I don't really wanna live anywhere else (maybe Canada) c:
Your PC just died? o.O
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (10/18/2013) [-]
And by love I mean hate. Wut am I even writing?
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