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niralius

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Date Signed Up:9/14/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#135 - Call it a fat abortion 03/01/2015 on Weird shit my roommate does 1 +1
#65 - there is a reason she is being charged with manslaughter and n…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on She urged him to to kill... +41
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#119 - orikanyo (02/28/2015) [-]
Good to see someone's taking a legal side, while she didn't kill the man, she did coerce him into suicide, which can be argued for homicide it had no actus reus, which emans it cannot be prove she KILLED him, because he killed hismelf, she wanted him dead, but she did not do it herself, a guilty mind without the guilty body means there is no case, but it can be proven with manslaughter.
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#830 - cabbagemayhem (03/01/2015) [-]
She didn't coerce him, she just told him what to do. He had to obligation to listen to her. She's a bitch and deserves hell, but this can't be prosecuted criminally for exactly the reason you stated: no actus reas.
#69 - Commando Troops are the most badass troopers ever!! 02/28/2015 on Troppah +1
#68 - seems to be the storm/clone trooper variations 02/28/2015 on Troppah 0
#45 - Nobody has a right to act as a dick... 02/26/2015 on Anon sits next to Kanye on... -1
#79 - I don't know too much about guns, but she seems to have proper…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Gun recoil 0
#188 - bazda (02/24/2015) [-]
Exactly my point. Some jackass handed an extremely powerful handgun to someone he knew obviously couldn't handle it safely, and recorded it specifically to get footage like this. Putting peoples lives and well being at risk to get likes on the internet is a fuckin dick move.
#10 - she looks to be the one in control of the computer, so that ex… 02/23/2015 on Fapping 0
#1173652 - my poison IG only does the effect every now and then, so I'm j… 02/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#103 - This happens a lot more often than you would think. 02/21/2015 on nope nope nope 0
#100 - memes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on 2SPOOK 0
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#109 - newpulse (02/21/2015) [-]
I guess you are right.
#61 - Picture 02/20/2015 on Japanese Facts Compilation... +5
#59 - toilets  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Japanese Facts Compilation... +10
#60 - skeletorexplains (02/20/2015) [-]
Told you!
#61 - niralius (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 - I'll have 5  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Japanese Facts Compilation... +153
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#192 - afrodemon (02/20/2015) [-]
why would you need five dick sucking toi- oh
#56 - skeletorexplains (02/20/2015) [-]
Dicks or toilets?
#239 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
both
#59 - niralius (02/20/2015) [-]
toilets
#60 - skeletorexplains (02/20/2015) [-]
Told you!
#61 - niralius (02/20/2015) [-]
#121 - You basically go between girl and guy as you please... you're … 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 of ? 0
#51 - I liked it and the sequel  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on JOIN NOW! +1
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#139 - thewasteland (02/18/2015) [-]
and its okay if you like it its just stupid every franchise is adding zombies
#7 - Comment deleted 02/17/2015 on Good job! +9
#49 - because there is no context assumptions are made, bashing some… 02/13/2015 on http://www.thefreedictionar... 0
#19 - yeah after my first playthrough she died everytime, but my fir… 02/13/2015 on cis souls. 0
#16 - rofl. yeah Painted world was amazing, and the fact that you ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on cis souls. 0
#18 - zombieplayground (02/13/2015) [-]
Eh I usually kill her because I hate the seath and I like to think it would make him sad.
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#19 - niralius (02/13/2015) [-]
yeah after my first playthrough she died everytime, but my first time i was so happy I was done with the place and could continue my journey
#14 - yup, but the very first time if you new nothing about it was t…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2015 on cis souls. +2
#15 - zombieplayground (02/13/2015) [-]
I fucking love how hard it was. The long runnign joke among my friends is you scream "My dick is so hard right now" every time you die.
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#16 - niralius (02/13/2015) [-]
rofl. yeah Painted world was amazing, and the fact that you can skip the boss if you manage to get to it just to have a sweet release from that nightmare... HHHnnngggg
#18 - zombieplayground (02/13/2015) [-]
Eh I usually kill her because I hate the seath and I like to think it would make him sad.
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#19 - niralius (02/13/2015) [-]
yeah after my first playthrough she died everytime, but my first time i was so happy I was done with the place and could continue my journey
#11 - In the game she claims that... it is not peaceful, it is terri…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/13/2015 on cis souls. +45
#13 - zombieplayground (02/13/2015) [-]
fucking great farming there though.
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#14 - niralius (02/13/2015) [-]
yup, but the very first time if you new nothing about it was the hardest I have ever had in a Souls game, not enough estus to get though and no missiles to kill the blobs, knowing you fucked up and couldn't go back was terrible! I LOVE IT!
#15 - zombieplayground (02/13/2015) [-]
I fucking love how hard it was. The long runnign joke among my friends is you scream "My dick is so hard right now" every time you die.
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#16 - niralius (02/13/2015) [-]
rofl. yeah Painted world was amazing, and the fact that you can skip the boss if you manage to get to it just to have a sweet release from that nightmare... HHHnnngggg
#18 - zombieplayground (02/13/2015) [-]
Eh I usually kill her because I hate the seath and I like to think it would make him sad.
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#19 - niralius (02/13/2015) [-]
yeah after my first playthrough she died everytime, but my first time i was so happy I was done with the place and could continue my journey
#37 - 1 more day HYPE!!! 02/12/2015 on Dragons of Middle Earth +1
#19 - Part of me wishes you were removing a line of pixels every tim… 02/12/2015 on Fuckin' Chico, man +2
#61 - pretty much, the bible is probably the book thats taken out f … 02/11/2015 on Everything is a sin +2
#8 - A man put on a condom backwards. He went.  [+] (15 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Checkout dividers +281
#36 - supersixfourr (02/11/2015) [-]
I feel like the biggest r-tard because that literally took me a minute to get
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#28 - fukkendragonite (02/10/2015) [-]
I don't get it
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#29 - juter (02/10/2015) [-]
He didn't cum, he went
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#39 - ninootendoo (02/11/2015) [-]
went where?
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#40 - juter (02/11/2015) [-]
read original comment
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#41 - ninootendoo (02/11/2015) [-]
still don't get it but it's w.e
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#45 - chokolocco (02/11/2015) [-]
go is opposite of come
went is opposite of came

come as in cum
pass tense for make-sense
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#46 - ninootendoo (02/11/2015) [-]
oooh.... I get it now, thanks for clearing that up
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#65 - darksideofthebeast (02/11/2015) [-]
You should get your brain checked.
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#67 - ninootendoo (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah cause I didn't get a stupid joke, guess I have to now.
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#31 - fukkendragonite (02/10/2015) [-]
Hope I could teach you something.
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#30 - fukkendragonite (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha!



In all seriousness though, don't get too caught up in the passion and accidentally put a condom on inside out. It's really uncomfortable and it is more likely to break (as it did for me Best sex ever though. I did wonder why I could feel it a little bit fleshy around my cock )
#37 - stepsword (02/11/2015) [-]
#10 - faggotishshit (02/10/2015) [-]
#9 - thesadassasin (02/10/2015) [-]
Hey Hey HEY
Hey man

That's fucking funny, take a greenie





Bye

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User avatar #2 - badboywantsu (02/17/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/22/2014) [-]
my mom was here
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