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#57 - Originally there is no kazoo, its just the theme song of the g…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on When I climb long Ladders 0
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#59 - frenulum (05/17/2015) [-]
oh, i see
#94 - I had that same field! Also, for anyone interested Am… 05/14/2015 on Oh god it's beginning +1
#1227688 - basically the only reason I kept playing until i eventually dr… 05/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#68 - I laugh 05/12/2015 on Battletoads +1
#134 - Tuberculosis 05/11/2015 on That has got to sting +9
#109 - the dad didn't want to see the sad face of his kid... As a par… 05/10/2015 on the walk -1
#53 - yeah, it might not be super canon or whatever, but 14ish year …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on The shadows of his past 0
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#63 - calawesome (05/09/2015) [-]
May not be super canon?


Fuck that. Disney can say that the Eu isn't canon anymore, but they ain't shit. Exar Kun is my nigga, and regardless of whether Mickey mouse says so or not, this so called 'legends' is more canon than anything else they'll bring out.
#79 - senorfrog (05/09/2015) [-]
It's still canon, they said all of the new mobile games are canon and death troopers were in in Star Wars Commander.
#23 - in the second webm, i believe those are the real dubs of the anime  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Entertaining animations comp. +2
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#32 - thathorse (05/08/2015) [-]
You are correct, Anime is Ghost Stories
#115 - idk I remember reading somewhere about this image and how a bl… 05/08/2015 on Stormpooper 0
#29 - My dog used to get drunk with us, bastard live to 16 such a good boy 05/08/2015 on #dooggy things 0
#112 - uhhh no, this is just promotion for the book underneath it. Th…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Stormpooper 0
#113 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
Lol, ill put a bmx helmted on you, shoot you in the face and then ill let you know if there is blood on the outside you moron, what is this b8?
#172 - huntergriff (05/08/2015) [-]
There's a difference between shooting someone with a gun that fires bullets, and a gun that fires superheated plasma. one cauterizes the wound the other does not.
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#173 - huntergriff (05/08/2015) [-]
Also coincidentally, both exist in the star wars universe.
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#161 - CrowbarNinja (05/08/2015) [-]
Now if i shot you with super hot condensed light, which has no mass, it would probably vaporize the helmet, and your head, leaving only a charred stump of a neck.
#115 - niralius (05/08/2015) [-]
idk I remember reading somewhere about this image and how a blast would cave the helmet in and some shit, had some math/physics behind it
#39 - but, why does Gardevoir have a choker?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Pokepun +4
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#129 - Sperit (05/08/2015) [-]
Because she put it on
#115 - cutenesseverypost (05/08/2015) [-]
Sperit will answer that for you.
#101 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
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#68 - scandalouszander (05/08/2015) [-]
lewd.
#164 - your opinion has literally 0 worth, why would you even post it?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
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#167 - racetothebottom (05/08/2015) [-]
goddamn you're thick

both games look the same to me, so I find it hilarious that you guys have this Dota vs League rivalry going on

im sure you don't see it that way, but from an uninvolved view that's what I see
if someone who doesn't play video games saw the stupid shit in the "PC vs Console" war, they'd think you were all a bunch of autistic nerds

it's like if a parent walks in and sees you playing the game-
im sure they've seen you play both Dota and League, yet they would not be able to distinguish which one you were currently playing
#172 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
dumbass
#162 - ***** what? as someone who ACTUALLY plays both games th…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
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#163 - racetothebottom (05/08/2015) [-]
No shit you're going to see differences if you actually play both
That's exactly why I preceded my post with "as someone who doesn't play mobas"

The HUD, graphics, map, and basically everything on screen looks exactly like league to me

And your shitty analogy implies im basing my statement off nothing, whereas I've explained twelve times already, IM LOOKING AT THE VIDEOS AND PICTURES, THE GRAPHICAL ASPECTS OF BOTH GAMES
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#164 - niralius (05/08/2015) [-]
your opinion has literally 0 worth, why would you even post it?
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#167 - racetothebottom (05/08/2015) [-]
goddamn you're thick

both games look the same to me, so I find it hilarious that you guys have this Dota vs League rivalry going on

im sure you don't see it that way, but from an uninvolved view that's what I see
if someone who doesn't play video games saw the stupid shit in the "PC vs Console" war, they'd think you were all a bunch of autistic nerds

it's like if a parent walks in and sees you playing the game-
im sure they've seen you play both Dota and League, yet they would not be able to distinguish which one you were currently playing
#172 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
dumbass
#155 - "Hey I haven't heard of either of these two music artists…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
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#159 - racetothebottom (05/08/2015) [-]
I've seen at least an hour total in recordings from each
I've seen people play both in person
I understand the concepts of gameplay of both
Hell, someone even let me try a game of league but i was clueless on the controls

Yeah, they probably play differently and have different characters/features, but they're unbelievably similar visually

So your analogy is shit
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#162 - niralius (05/08/2015) [-]
nigga what? as someone who ACTUALLY plays both games they look different visually so much. same map yeah, but that's the fucking game. And just because you ass didn't say anything doesn't make my analogy shit, it still stands.
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#163 - racetothebottom (05/08/2015) [-]
No shit you're going to see differences if you actually play both
That's exactly why I preceded my post with "as someone who doesn't play mobas"

The HUD, graphics, map, and basically everything on screen looks exactly like league to me

And your shitty analogy implies im basing my statement off nothing, whereas I've explained twelve times already, IM LOOKING AT THE VIDEOS AND PICTURES, THE GRAPHICAL ASPECTS OF BOTH GAMES
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#164 - niralius (05/08/2015) [-]
your opinion has literally 0 worth, why would you even post it?
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#167 - racetothebottom (05/08/2015) [-]
goddamn you're thick

both games look the same to me, so I find it hilarious that you guys have this Dota vs League rivalry going on

im sure you don't see it that way, but from an uninvolved view that's what I see
if someone who doesn't play video games saw the stupid shit in the "PC vs Console" war, they'd think you were all a bunch of autistic nerds

it's like if a parent walks in and sees you playing the game-
im sure they've seen you play both Dota and League, yet they would not be able to distinguish which one you were currently playing
#172 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
dumbass
#146 - 1k hours in and still learn something every couple of games! t… 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
#95 - he dives as much as any other player imo. and true he still ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on This. 0
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#100 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Yes, off the pitch he is nice (I still don't feel like forgiving him for that incident).
#91 - yeah Mourinho is a premium dickhead. and maybe it wasn't mouri…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. 0
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#94 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Ronaldo dosn't dive a lot any more (he still dives way too much), I agree, but he still acts like an asshole on the pitch (UCL final for instance).
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#95 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
he dives as much as any other player imo. and true he still has a blast from the apst every now and then, but at least off the pitch he is a really nice person!
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#100 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Yes, off the pitch he is nice (I still don't feel like forgiving him for that incident).
#84 - The incident happened literally the week before he joined Real…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. 0
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#89 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Mourinho is possibly what change him to be an asshole, he has not been a bigger cheater or assholes (minus this incident) than after he joined Real Madrid. When he left Real, Real has been a far better side. I would also like to point out that Mourinho attacked the assitant manager of barcelona in a game. Mourinho is the one person I have no respect for in the football world. Where ever he goes players of his starts diving, goes in to leg breaking tackles and so on.
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#91 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
yeah Mourinho is a premium dickhead. and maybe it wasn't mourinho that changed CR, but CR has grown, matured even, I haven't been able to watch too much soccer lately, but from the games I watch every couple of weeks CR seems hugely determined and much less of a diver.
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#94 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Ronaldo dosn't dive a lot any more (he still dives way too much), I agree, but he still acts like an asshole on the pitch (UCL final for instance).
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#95 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
he dives as much as any other player imo. and true he still has a blast from the apst every now and then, but at least off the pitch he is a really nice person!
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#100 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Yes, off the pitch he is nice (I still don't feel like forgiving him for that incident).
#60 - the bad apples are racist, but not every cop is bad, hell, I b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Word! +1
#116 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]
Maybe 2/3, and that's being generous... very generous
#75 - 2009? he was a little more rash back then, I'm not condoning h…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +1
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#79 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
You're welcome. I feel sorry for him for what happened, but I don't think I can so easily forgive him for that. Hell in 2009 he wasn't that big of an asshole or cheater. He didn't start behaving like a massive bitch until he joined Real Madrid.
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#93 - hyperhippy (05/07/2015) [-]
doesn't it say that the woman wasn't injured despite appearing in a hospital gown and was in corroboration with another freelance reporter that had been harassing him for a while though? Also that he had tried asking them to leave before kicking in the window? Not trying to defend him, i just try not to jump to conclusions about people i haven't actually met
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#96 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
No. The woman had several cuts on her, mainly on her arm as they were covering her face. Yes several paparazzi's had been following him, but she had been following him for a big distance, not even getting up close to him.
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#98 - hyperhippy (05/07/2015) [-]
ahh I read it again, the comment about no visible injury was CR's own statement, not writing from the new's article, my bad.
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#101 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
That's ok. I am tired as fuck right now (I can hear birds sing outside my window), so make lots of mistakes aswell now.
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#84 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
The incident happened literally the week before he joined Real Madrid. At the time he was the most expensive player, and a damn good one too. It rose to his head, but Mourinho, as much as I detest him, must have done something to change him because the past 4 years CR has been a spectacular person!
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#89 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Mourinho is possibly what change him to be an asshole, he has not been a bigger cheater or assholes (minus this incident) than after he joined Real Madrid. When he left Real, Real has been a far better side. I would also like to point out that Mourinho attacked the assitant manager of barcelona in a game. Mourinho is the one person I have no respect for in the football world. Where ever he goes players of his starts diving, goes in to leg breaking tackles and so on.
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#91 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
yeah Mourinho is a premium dickhead. and maybe it wasn't mourinho that changed CR, but CR has grown, matured even, I haven't been able to watch too much soccer lately, but from the games I watch every couple of weeks CR seems hugely determined and much less of a diver.
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#94 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Ronaldo dosn't dive a lot any more (he still dives way too much), I agree, but he still acts like an asshole on the pitch (UCL final for instance).
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#95 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
he dives as much as any other player imo. and true he still has a blast from the apst every now and then, but at least off the pitch he is a really nice person!
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#100 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Yes, off the pitch he is nice (I still don't feel like forgiving him for that incident).
#65 - source on the attack? HE doesn't cheat, e dives, like every so…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +1
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#75 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
2009? he was a little more rash back then, I'm not condoning him, but he has changed tremendously over the past 6 years.
His statement said: "When I'm on my own, fine, I try to swallow it and remain indifferent. But when my mother is involved, then I'm sorry but I don't let anyone, I repeat anyone, harass her. I regret what I did, but I can't promise that I would not react in the same way again in the same circumstances, because when my mother is involved it is very difficult for me to keep a calm state of mind"
I sympathize with him though still thinking it was too much. Thanks for source!
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#79 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
You're welcome. I feel sorry for him for what happened, but I don't think I can so easily forgive him for that. Hell in 2009 he wasn't that big of an asshole or cheater. He didn't start behaving like a massive bitch until he joined Real Madrid.
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#93 - hyperhippy (05/07/2015) [-]
doesn't it say that the woman wasn't injured despite appearing in a hospital gown and was in corroboration with another freelance reporter that had been harassing him for a while though? Also that he had tried asking them to leave before kicking in the window? Not trying to defend him, i just try not to jump to conclusions about people i haven't actually met
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#96 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
No. The woman had several cuts on her, mainly on her arm as they were covering her face. Yes several paparazzi's had been following him, but she had been following him for a big distance, not even getting up close to him.
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#98 - hyperhippy (05/07/2015) [-]
ahh I read it again, the comment about no visible injury was CR's own statement, not writing from the new's article, my bad.
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#101 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
That's ok. I am tired as fuck right now (I can hear birds sing outside my window), so make lots of mistakes aswell now.
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#84 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
The incident happened literally the week before he joined Real Madrid. At the time he was the most expensive player, and a damn good one too. It rose to his head, but Mourinho, as much as I detest him, must have done something to change him because the past 4 years CR has been a spectacular person!
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#89 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Mourinho is possibly what change him to be an asshole, he has not been a bigger cheater or assholes (minus this incident) than after he joined Real Madrid. When he left Real, Real has been a far better side. I would also like to point out that Mourinho attacked the assitant manager of barcelona in a game. Mourinho is the one person I have no respect for in the football world. Where ever he goes players of his starts diving, goes in to leg breaking tackles and so on.
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#91 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
yeah Mourinho is a premium dickhead. and maybe it wasn't mourinho that changed CR, but CR has grown, matured even, I haven't been able to watch too much soccer lately, but from the games I watch every couple of weeks CR seems hugely determined and much less of a diver.
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#94 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Ronaldo dosn't dive a lot any more (he still dives way too much), I agree, but he still acts like an asshole on the pitch (UCL final for instance).
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#95 - niralius (05/07/2015) [-]
he dives as much as any other player imo. and true he still has a blast from the apst every now and then, but at least off the pitch he is a really nice person!
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#100 - fishandkids (05/07/2015) [-]
Yes, off the pitch he is nice (I still don't feel like forgiving him for that incident).
#29 - Picture 05/03/2015 on My Dad is a Liar 0
#108 - Story might not be original, but performances and cinematograp…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Interstellar 0
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#129 - izdubar (05/02/2015) [-]
No, they aren't. The acting is subpar at best (I don't think I've ever seen a movie, in which McConnaughey wouldn't give a ten times better performance) and the screenwriting is utter shit. The only thing good is the CGI (and it better be, given that the movie cost 150 million dollars), but there's still a couple scenes in which the visual effects quite frankly suck (such as the docking scene).
#23 - So let the US separate itself from everything else? sure, the …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Government Simplified +1
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#26 - captainprincess (05/02/2015) [-]
How about the US sinks and leaves everyone else out of it
How about The nation that cannot let go of it's begrudging and barebones involvement in a war it did everything to avoid until personally affronted go and embody that same spirit and deal with it's own shit

Alternatively, how about drop the photobook old man, come back to the present, the past is the past

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User avatar #2 - badboywantsu (02/17/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/22/2014) [-]
my mom was here
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