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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PS2/3/4, Laptop
Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Scotland yo
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#2 - I can't stop laughing at this oh jesus 02/22/2014 on Nailed It #5 0
#24 - Hmm might buy it then. Specially since I don't really want a 3… 02/22/2014 on Pokemon Quote Comp 0
#21 - Ah ok. I played the first Black, I know it's quite late to ask…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Pokemon Quote Comp 0
#23 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #22 - grimsho (02/22/2014) [-]
If you like pokemon and x/y aren't satisfying you enough, or you don't have a 3ds or something, then yes it's probably worth it. It improved on alot of the shortcomings of Black and White, such as "expanding" the world and making the main adventure path seem less linear, and it ties up alot of semi-loose ends from B/W's plot and subplots. Also, PWT is pretty great.
User avatar #24 - ninjawizards (02/22/2014) [-]
Hmm might buy it then. Specially since I don't really want a 3DS. Cheers.
#19 - Which game is Grimsley from? Seems to be a philosophical chappy.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Pokemon Quote Comp 0
User avatar #20 - grimsho (02/22/2014) [-]
He's one of the Elite 4 from Black/White/2, specializing in Dark type.
User avatar #21 - ninjawizards (02/22/2014) [-]
Ah ok. I played the first Black, I know it's quite late to ask but is Black 2 worth getting?
#23 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #22 - grimsho (02/22/2014) [-]
If you like pokemon and x/y aren't satisfying you enough, or you don't have a 3ds or something, then yes it's probably worth it. It improved on alot of the shortcomings of Black and White, such as "expanding" the world and making the main adventure path seem less linear, and it ties up alot of semi-loose ends from B/W's plot and subplots. Also, PWT is pretty great.
User avatar #24 - ninjawizards (02/22/2014) [-]
Hmm might buy it then. Specially since I don't really want a 3DS. Cheers.
#5 - I'm so confused. Funyjunk is producing genuinley good and funn… 02/22/2014 on The Hemp Man +9
#11 - This ******* post dammit 02/19/2014 on would hire/10 0
#15 - No 02/17/2014 on I Wanna Be The Very Best -8
#4 - Comment deleted 02/14/2014 on Meanwhile on Tumblr 0
#10 - I personally find Tarantino to be an arrogant slob. Talented a…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Tarantino +5
User avatar #18 - failtolawl (02/01/2014) [-]
I don't know about that, he has that sort of speech were everything he says sounds arrogant but even when he is listing his favorite movie, complimenting another director's work, or even reviewing a movie, he makes that same tone.
User avatar #14 - gabemczombie (02/01/2014) [-]
Well. As long as he isn't a dick towads his fans
#7 - Oh god I comepletey brain farted. I thought it said "I ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on long live the repulic +6
User avatar #13 - darthblam (01/26/2014) [-]
It just happened to me too, even after reading your comment.
It's not you, it's the text...
User avatar #33 - bodox (01/26/2014) [-]
after playing KOTOR so many time that code is burned into my brain for life, i did not even have to really read it to know what it said
did not even notice the fucked text till i read the comments
#15 - I am the exact same my also Scottish friend. 01/24/2014 on Love 0
#75 - Jesus the two crying one go me good. 01/24/2014 on We the people are better... 0
#24 - Look I really don't care you took this from reddit. This site …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on When you jizz and she's... +2
User avatar #25 - megusters (01/21/2014) [-]
I found it on fb bruh.
#9 - Look I honestly don't care if you take content from Reddit. Re…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on So my train derailed today +95
User avatar #55 - xxxparanoyedxxx (01/17/2014) [-]
seriously, every other post on this website is off of reddit. Like, there is no point of even going on this website anymore, because every other post was on reddit the day before!
User avatar #104 - kingsombra (01/18/2014) [-]
That's not what it's about

People claiming it's theirs is what annoys me
#100 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
Replace reddit with tumblr and you got that right.
#34 - Cool thanks man that's great. 01/14/2014 on Dungeons & Dragons Lost Woods 0
#32 - Wow ok thanks that's great. I wonder how did you get started? …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Dungeons & Dragons Lost Woods 0
User avatar #33 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/14/2014) [-]
It was pretty hard to find things around where I lived, like comic book shops and stuff so I just put the idea forward to some friends and they said they'll have a go then I got the red box. If it's absolutely impossible to find people to play with, you could go on www.roll20.net and talk to some people on it. You can play campaigns online with it and join people on the internet, rather than tabletop local.
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (01/14/2014) [-]
Cool thanks man that's great.
#14 - Picture 01/13/2014 on A Little Gaming Moment 0
#18 - Ok I'm a complete and utter ignorant idiot when it comes to dd…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Dungeons & Dragons Lost Woods 0
#21 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/13/2014) [-]
Basically, it's kinda like an mmo, except one person (The Dungeon Master) is the game. They tell the story, they say what happens, what you fight, who you talk to...everything. The players go along with it and solve puzzles, work together (well, not always, you can also betray your allies), get loot, and experience. The rules vary from version to version but in the one I'm learning (4e) you basically roll a 20 sided dice (d20) for almost anything and then add things that change the outcome.

Say if I wanted to jump off of a tree and body slam a child, I would roll a d20 and add in my athletics skill (there are skills for perception, insight, endurance, and heaps more), the DM chooses how difficult the task is. If that hits, it would go to a damage roll, which depends on the attack/power
ie. Say it's a difficulty level of 15 (the players wouldn't know the exact number), and I have an 18 total, my character would successfully jump off of the side of the tree and smash down on the kid, in which the DM would narrate. Then I would roll (say my bodyslam does 1d8 damage) one 8 sided dice, and that is the damage she takes.
I'm sure I haven't gotten all of the modifiers correct but that is the basic principle.

Basically it's like a game that is limitless and can be awesome and hilarious at times if you play with cool people. If you want to read a bit more into the rules, I'd suggest having a look at the player's handbook 1 for 4e (it's a simpler version) and if you get the basic concept, find which version sounds right for you (most people enjoy 3.5). It truly is a fun game to just chill with friends and play.
(Pic is my favourite DnD story)
User avatar #32 - ninjawizards (01/14/2014) [-]
Wow ok thanks that's great. I wonder how did you get started? Are there advertised clubs or just a group of friends?
User avatar #33 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/14/2014) [-]
It was pretty hard to find things around where I lived, like comic book shops and stuff so I just put the idea forward to some friends and they said they'll have a go then I got the red box. If it's absolutely impossible to find people to play with, you could go on www.roll20.net and talk to some people on it. You can play campaigns online with it and join people on the internet, rather than tabletop local.
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (01/14/2014) [-]
Cool thanks man that's great.
User avatar #22 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/13/2014) [-]
You can use checks for everything; perception for skulking enemies, thievery for lock picking, religious to call on knowledge of the gods, bluff to lie to people, intimidate to scare people, and many more. Basically you choose what you want to do, the dm says what type to roll and you see if it works, then you go from there.
#40 - And my axe! 01/07/2014 on faith in humanity +14
#33 - I dunno in the film they kinda rushed through that part of dia… 12/19/2013 on The Avengers +2
#7 - Right here's the thing. If that was a guy and a girl constantl… 12/18/2013 on HA! GAAAAAAAAY 0
#7 - That is Martin Freeman at the door. The Hobbit has just walked… 12/15/2013 on f**king whore. -1
#30 - I am sad because I genuinely want to know the sauce for this gif. 12/14/2013 on Sasha Feels 0
#15 - I've been here a long time and ******* dammit I'v… 12/12/2013 on Damn... +125
#71 - Comment deleted 12/10/2013 on if you are bored today 0
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#24 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
keep posting that ******* bitch's paint pic, you are a hero
#22 - sasha ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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