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ninjawizards

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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Scotland yo
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#941 - sploosh 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card -1
#14 - Riiight. Ok well interesting theory but not quite sure I agree…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Max Kek +32
#15 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
don't disagree with that

But he still got a little upset/mad about it which is an unconfident thing to do in this situation
User avatar #32 - brettyoke (08/14/2014) [-]
You must troll hard on Xbox Live.

kez: "gg guys we win you suck"

others: "congradulations"

kez: "HAHA THAT MEANS UR MAD NOOB LOL UNCONFIDENT FUCKING PRICKS!"


Or wait a second... perhaps I'm being too assuming based off too little information? Hint Hint
#40 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
k
#68 - Absolute Madman (08/14/2014) [-]
You're really, truly, genuinely stupid. Good luck in life.
#18 - ohemgeezus (08/14/2014) [-]
"Saying, 'congratulations' in a sarcastic manner means you're upset/mad."
User avatar #19 - xxkelevraxx (08/14/2014) [-]
I think he said that because all he wanted to do was get his assignment done and she was being a bitch.

What else would you say in that situation?
#20 - ohemgeezus (08/14/2014) [-]
You replied to the wrong person, friend :^)
#21 - xxkelevraxx (08/14/2014) [-]
I am now realizing my mistake. I thought you were siding with him
#22 - ohemgeezus (08/14/2014) [-]
You bring shame to famiry, commit Sudoku.
#31 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
you're weird
#64 - Absolute Madman (08/14/2014) [-]
"Using logic to discuss a disagreement in a civil manner, and then being friendly with someone else who just admitted their fault, makes you a weird individual"

You're either really stupid or trying to shift into maximum overtroll. Either way, your logic is very poor
#23 - xxkelevraxx (08/14/2014) [-]
well damn
#12 - How do you even reach that conclusion about him?  [+] (15 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Max Kek +29
#13 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
Its a butthurt reply. If he was confident he wouldnt have gotten butthurt and replied so sarcasticly.
#41 - jafkdb (08/14/2014) [-]
How can you tell what inflection he was using from text. Maybe he was honestly congratulating her.
User avatar #14 - ninjawizards (08/14/2014) [-]
Riiight. Ok well interesting theory but not quite sure I agree. I just think he was being sarcastic because she was an assuming bitch :p
#15 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
don't disagree with that

But he still got a little upset/mad about it which is an unconfident thing to do in this situation
User avatar #32 - brettyoke (08/14/2014) [-]
You must troll hard on Xbox Live.

kez: "gg guys we win you suck"

others: "congradulations"

kez: "HAHA THAT MEANS UR MAD NOOB LOL UNCONFIDENT FUCKING PRICKS!"


Or wait a second... perhaps I'm being too assuming based off too little information? Hint Hint
#40 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
k
#68 - Absolute Madman (08/14/2014) [-]
You're really, truly, genuinely stupid. Good luck in life.
#18 - ohemgeezus (08/14/2014) [-]
"Saying, 'congratulations' in a sarcastic manner means you're upset/mad."
User avatar #19 - xxkelevraxx (08/14/2014) [-]
I think he said that because all he wanted to do was get his assignment done and she was being a bitch.

What else would you say in that situation?
#20 - ohemgeezus (08/14/2014) [-]
You replied to the wrong person, friend :^)
#21 - xxkelevraxx (08/14/2014) [-]
I am now realizing my mistake. I thought you were siding with him
#22 - ohemgeezus (08/14/2014) [-]
You bring shame to famiry, commit Sudoku.
#31 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
you're weird
#64 - Absolute Madman (08/14/2014) [-]
"Using logic to discuss a disagreement in a civil manner, and then being friendly with someone else who just admitted their fault, makes you a weird individual"

You're either really stupid or trying to shift into maximum overtroll. Either way, your logic is very poor
#23 - xxkelevraxx (08/14/2014) [-]
well damn
#95 - I ******* hate obese people who make excuses and demand… 08/14/2014 on Comedic Genius -1
#25 - I don't really know why but I have an irrational hatred for Ru…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Facts about Russia +3
#46 - Absolute Madman (08/13/2014) [-]
Everyone hates Russia...
They were influenced by a great span of different cultures, but respect none of them. They think they are the toughest people in the world, when in fact all they do is throw people at their problems till they are either all dead or the problem is fixed.
User avatar #30 - guu (08/13/2014) [-]
I feel the same for Russia, Afghanistan, Africa, South America, N. Korea, and China.
#14 - I do not understand the joke whatsoever  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Card tricks 0
#18 - Absolute Madman (08/13/2014) [-]
look up "the aristocrats joke"
User avatar #16 - newprinny (08/13/2014) [-]
You don't, dood. The joke is pretty much that there is no joke, only an extremely dirty build up.
User avatar #22 - tolikbro (08/13/2014) [-]
The joke is that even though the family is incestuous and dirty, they call themselves "the aristocrats" implying grace and sophistication
#23 - newprinny (08/13/2014) [-]
I saw a bunch of people just saying that there wasn't really a joke, so I just rolled with that, dood.
User avatar #24 - tolikbro (08/13/2014) [-]
Carry on, dood
#53 - They stink like **** . 08/10/2014 on Something clever 0
#19 - I actually think as a split push top laner she'd be ok with th… 08/08/2014 on valor didn't see that coming 0
#42 - This was nominated for an oscar :p 08/07/2014 on Not mine +6
#10 - I'm not sure I believe you... 08/06/2014 on Fatty catty -1
#42 - **** . Out-thought by a ******* tree. 08/05/2014 on Crossover needed! +13
#39 - Say "I am groot" if you love dong  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Crossover needed! +4
User avatar #40 - groot (08/05/2014) [-]
We are Groot
User avatar #42 - ninjawizards (08/05/2014) [-]
Fuck. Out-thought by a fucking tree.
#37 - What did he mean by we are groot by the way?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Crossover needed! +4
#45 - Absolute Madman (08/06/2014) [-]
When he was saving all of them, it was his way of saying that all of them were his friends, and were just as important to him as his own self. To say I am Groot is to focus on him. To say We are Groot is to say he'll live on in the hearts and memories of his friends.
User avatar #43 - demigodofmadness (08/05/2014) [-]
Only rocket knows, but we can assume it was something heartfelt simply because of the context. It was also pretty significant because it's the only time his vocabulary has changed.
User avatar #38 - groot (08/05/2014) [-]
I am Groot.
User avatar #39 - ninjawizards (08/05/2014) [-]
Say "I am groot" if you love dong
User avatar #40 - groot (08/05/2014) [-]
We are Groot
User avatar #42 - ninjawizards (08/05/2014) [-]
Fuck. Out-thought by a fucking tree.
#17 - I didn't say I didn't believe it. :p Just what peeps thought. 08/04/2014 on This Week In Science |... 0
#9 - Us I understand it, a man invented an engine that works by acc…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on This Week In Science |... +1
User avatar #13 - metalmind (08/04/2014) [-]
Actually there are good explanations how it can work.
Just google it, I'm too lazy to explain.
User avatar #17 - ninjawizards (08/04/2014) [-]
I didn't say I didn't believe it. :p Just what peeps thought.
#97 - Thanks man. Sourcerer strikes again. 08/04/2014 on Gay master race. +1
#15 - Could someone please educate me on Kahn? As far as I could see…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I Believe In Heroes +1
User avatar #34 - charredenay (07/31/2014) [-]
This is one of the few reasons I dislike the Star-Trek reboot, because the only way you know that Kahn is evil is if you watched the original movies. I mean, yes, older Spock tells the new Spock what's what but it's barely mentioned at all in the reboot.
#23 - iherdcows (07/31/2014) [-]
i'm not sure if i'm right on this, but Kahn wanted to kill all species he felt were inferior. Pretty much genocide. Space Hitler.
#46 - killmoves (07/31/2014) [-]
#13 - Small story time because I am small faggot. >Be 17 and … 07/22/2014 on drinking is fun +1
#34 - The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
#31 - Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#29 - Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#24 - Yeah I figured I just thought it was cool that they actually p…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #25 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
I can only assume it began as sexual curiosity. Which begs the question: How much knowledge about other animals are we missing out on by socially repressing bronies and furries?
User avatar #29 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or molesting monkeys? THE POTENTIAL....
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#27 - Absolute Madman (07/16/2014) [-]
We will never find out that horses turn into unicorns if you tickle their prostrate every 10 seconds for 4 hours
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2014) [-]
I'll betcha that's how we started getting milk from cows.
#22 - I read somewhere that the actual stimuli that provokes the gra…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #23 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes, because rubbing their legs makes them think there's other grasshoppers/locusts around them that are doing the leg-rubbing.
User avatar #24 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I figured I just thought it was cool that they actually pinned down the specific physiological reason for it. Do you think they rubbed loads of grasshoppers all over to find out...?
User avatar #25 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
I can only assume it began as sexual curiosity. Which begs the question: How much knowledge about other animals are we missing out on by socially repressing bronies and furries?
User avatar #29 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or molesting monkeys? THE POTENTIAL....
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#27 - Absolute Madman (07/16/2014) [-]
We will never find out that horses turn into unicorns if you tickle their prostrate every 10 seconds for 4 hours
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2014) [-]
I'll betcha that's how we started getting milk from cows.
#55 - Read two comments down 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +1
#51 - Yeah I dunno why i wrote that really. Fatigue and second hand …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +1
User avatar #53 - robdabob (07/11/2014) [-]
My point was; Swedes are now pussies, maybe we've always been?

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#24 - Absolute Madman (09/23/2014) [-]
keep posting that ******* bitch's paint pic, you are a hero
#22 - sasha ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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