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#66 - Apparently that maneuver is an actual technique used in fencin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Every. Lightsaber. Duel. Ever. +2
User avatar #94 - commontroll (05/20/2014) [-]
I just looked at the post of it. It's possible that it's a variation of a foil parry, but I still don't buy it as they are not making contact or even keeping their blades in front of them. Plus, I don't believe Tumblr posts stating things as fact at all, though I will admit that foil was not my style nor one I studied much, still don't but it though.
User avatar #93 - commontroll (05/20/2014) [-]
No. That's not at all anything people do in fencing. Possibly Medieval martial arts, but not fencing. Fencing is all about trying to quickly get the pointy end to the target. For example, I did sabre fencing, and the matches are over in a second for the most part and whoever has "right of way" wins the point. As such there are no flourishes and fancy moves. Foil is fairly similar but has more parrying, and epee has the most parrying as both fighters can get points in a single round and you get a point for any and all contact no matter where.

None of these allow for things similar to what's seen in that fight, and it was just Lucas trying to make a cool bit that was really just stupid. You would never do that that close while not going for an attack, as all I can see those being is a deflection followed by a counter attack almost immediately.

Certainly nothing you see in fencing as the only two styles that bother with blocking are stabbing styles and you would never need to deflect so dramatically.

TL;DR: the guy who said that was bullshitting.
#205 - I see. Young woman sees dad dying, then copies him when older?…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Decisions 0
User avatar #237 - mizory (05/12/2014) [-]
Life's too short

So they're all like "fuck it"
#196 - Wait so the old woman is who?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Decisions 0
User avatar #200 - mizory (05/11/2014) [-]
The lady previously
User avatar #205 - ninjawizards (05/11/2014) [-]
I see. Young woman sees dad dying, then copies him when older? I think I'm missing something
User avatar #237 - mizory (05/12/2014) [-]
Life's too short

So they're all like "fuck it"
#189 - Sorry I don't understand the relevance of the last two panels?…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Decisions 0
#191 - bobducky (05/11/2014) [-]
The next kid chronologically? Maybe a daughter or granddaughter of old lady?
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User avatar #196 - ninjawizards (05/11/2014) [-]
Wait so the old woman is who?
User avatar #200 - mizory (05/11/2014) [-]
The lady previously
User avatar #205 - ninjawizards (05/11/2014) [-]
I see. Young woman sees dad dying, then copies him when older? I think I'm missing something
User avatar #237 - mizory (05/12/2014) [-]
Life's too short

So they're all like "fuck it"
#14 - Google "Watch *film title* putlocker". It has most f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Fun with Star wars -1
User avatar #22 - wedgehead (05/10/2014) [-]
Google. "Star Wars stream". For real.....
#4 - Have you seen it? It's a great wee film, not Hot Fuzz or anyth…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on perfect +1
User avatar #7 - thelauinator (05/10/2014) [-]
no I haven't, I'm really excited though. Run Fat Boy, Run, was also great.
#38 - Agh I always forget that ******* C. ******… 05/10/2014 on You shall stop passing 0
#18 - I think he's said something like "Like whatever **… 05/04/2014 on My Hero 0
#253016 - ******* CLASSICAL YAAAAAAS. BEATHOVEN IN DA HOUSE  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
User avatar #253045 - roxasftw (04/30/2014) [-]
WE NEED At least SOME FUR ELISE!!!
#252958 - CLASSICAL YOU ****** . MOOOONLIGHT SOOOOONATA YOU BITCH  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
User avatar #252980 - roxasftw (04/30/2014) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE MOONLIGHT SONATA!
User avatar #253016 - ninjawizards (04/30/2014) [-]
FUCKING CLASSICAL YAAAAAAS. BEATHOVEN IN DA HOUSE
User avatar #253045 - roxasftw (04/30/2014) [-]
WE NEED At least SOME FUR ELISE!!!
#252863 - FJ ha been my haven for a while glorious Admin. Thank you for … 04/30/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#72 - To be clear I'm not the gif creator i'm afraid. No idea of the… 04/29/2014 on Jedi Mind Tricks 0
#20 - I thought that Cuban things weren't illegal to own after the e… 04/29/2014 on Random Fact Comp 10 0
#7 - Those poor carpets. 04/29/2014 on Modern Warfare 0
#23 - He sure was the *butt* of the joke. 04/29/2014 on birthday cake +6
#11 - Grandparents FW 04/29/2014 on man tries to rob undercover... 0
#16 - I thought he'd **** himself. 04/29/2014 on Stealing Like a Pro +2
#25 - "What? No lube? I'll just have to use the INDUSTRIA…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Jedi Mind Tricks +53
User avatar #65 - duvallwhitey (04/29/2014) [-]
UUURRKA UUURRRKA UUURRRKA
#49 - DrGoggles (04/29/2014) [-]
Made me laugh for almost 5 minutes
User avatar #72 - ninjawizards (04/29/2014) [-]
To be clear I'm not the gif creator i'm afraid. No idea of the source :/
#44 - Marker (04/29/2014) [-]
#35 - quicksilveralicorn (04/29/2014) [-]
#5 - You are right but when you're in that place, you just don't re… 04/26/2014 on Is it this easy ? +1
#1813 - **ninjawizards rolls 0,292,031** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#357 - Yeah I know I get that too. Most of them are just people who n…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on War 0
User avatar #359 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
If you join the military and stay for like 5 years you come out having saved up a ton of money because they pay you the whole time you're there and they also pay for your food and everything else, and they will pay you to go to college, and you get a pension later on too.
#479 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
So essentialy they choose a career of middle ages executioner.
#346 - I've alway dreamed of a stupid frends  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on War +13
#426 - lilhanna (04/22/2014) [-]
gets me every time.
#342 - See, Wars make me confused. Because on one hand I am completel…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/21/2014 on War +10
#441 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
a military career appeals to the uneducated or overly brainwashed, the military (and especially the US one) has been lowered from an honorable profession to being a whore, serving the sovereign party at the moment.
#371 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
I think it's just simply because they're braver than us.
User avatar #361 - dedaluminus (04/21/2014) [-]
There are good reasons to go to war. Have we had any of them recently? No. Not at all. All of our legitimate goals could have been accomplished by assassination teams. Quick, clean, and a lot less bloody all around. We haven't had a justified war in quite a while.

But soldiers are separate from the wars they fight. They're men, and now some women, who have said "Yes, this is my country. And I will be the sword and shield of my country." They put their lives on the line for something they believe in or you know the lifelong benefits of having served and should be respected for having that strength of conviction.
#478 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
People that believed in something went to jail for refusing military service, now when being in military is voluntary they don't have any conviction, it's a job or simply joining a gang that assaults people to steal and murder them.
User avatar #494 - dedaluminus (04/22/2014) [-]
I respected the people who refused military service because of their own convictions, too. But not the people who dodged the draft because of cowardice.
User avatar #348 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
Many soldiers join not because they want to go to war, but because they want the benefits that come from joining the military, and it has many benefits.
User avatar #357 - ninjawizards (04/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I know I get that too. Most of them are just people who need a job I guess. It is stability and a 'family' which I get is great as well. Really it's a shame about the whole "killing and fighting" bit of war then huh.
User avatar #359 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
If you join the military and stay for like 5 years you come out having saved up a ton of money because they pay you the whole time you're there and they also pay for your food and everything else, and they will pay you to go to college, and you get a pension later on too.
#479 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
So essentialy they choose a career of middle ages executioner.
#347 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2014) [-]
You just need to learn that soldiers are fucking idiots, fighting wars made up by corrupt motherfuckers that are selling out their own countries. There is no honor in fighting, no honor in dying.
#358 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2014) [-]
you are one of those typical assholes that shit on everybody who is not of use to them but scream for help once they need people
there might come the day when there is a flood, an earthquake or a huge fire in your area and you will happily accept the help of the army

not every soldier is the same, just like not every black person is the same
some people join the military to go kill people and blow up shit other join it to help people and protect their country#

now go and be ashamed of yourself you fascist faggot!
#345 - icametocomment (04/21/2014) [-]
We must be stupid together then, since that's my view as well.
#346 - ninjawizards (04/21/2014) [-]
I've alway dreamed of a stupid frends
#426 - lilhanna (04/22/2014) [-]
gets me every time.
#3 - What the hell is going on. I've seen like 5 comment today whic…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on What is this? +6
User avatar #29 - perform (04/21/2014) [-]
You're right. FunnyJunk shouldn't be funnying. What the fuck is going on?
#19 - I believe this was the very same Roman Emperor who used to loc… 04/08/2014 on Hahahaha....oh 0
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#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
keep posting that ******* bitch's paint pic, you are a hero
#22 - sasha (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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