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ninjawizards

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PS2/3/4, Laptop
Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Scotland yo
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#31 - Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#29 - Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#24 - Yeah I figured I just thought it was cool that they actually p…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #25 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
I can only assume it began as sexual curiosity. Which begs the question: How much knowledge about other animals are we missing out on by socially repressing bronies and furries?
User avatar #29 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or molesting monkeys? THE POTENTIAL....
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#27 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
We will never find out that horses turn into unicorns if you tickle their prostrate every 10 seconds for 4 hours
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2014) [-]
I'll betcha that's how we started getting milk from cows.
#22 - I read somewhere that the actual stimuli that provokes the gra…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #23 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes, because rubbing their legs makes them think there's other grasshoppers/locusts around them that are doing the leg-rubbing.
User avatar #24 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I figured I just thought it was cool that they actually pinned down the specific physiological reason for it. Do you think they rubbed loads of grasshoppers all over to find out...?
User avatar #25 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
I can only assume it began as sexual curiosity. Which begs the question: How much knowledge about other animals are we missing out on by socially repressing bronies and furries?
User avatar #29 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or molesting monkeys? THE POTENTIAL....
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#27 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
We will never find out that horses turn into unicorns if you tickle their prostrate every 10 seconds for 4 hours
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2014) [-]
I'll betcha that's how we started getting milk from cows.
#55 - Read two comments down 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +1
#51 - Yeah I dunno why i wrote that really. Fatigue and second hand …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +1
User avatar #53 - robdabob (07/11/2014) [-]
My point was; Swedes are now pussies, maybe we've always been?
#43 - Proud to let Nazis into Norway through the backdoor. There's a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +8
User avatar #54 - mutzaki (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, because protecting your nation by remaining neutral, while hiding away jews and helping out in different ways, is such a terrible thing to do. And, no, the reason why mainly Denmark and Finland think we're cunts is probably because of jealousy and continued blind anger that's inherited from parents. In reality, though, when putting aside all the pettiness, we're very close nations and help each other out.
User avatar #55 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Read two comments down
User avatar #45 - robdabob (07/11/2014) [-]
Lol, sorry i wasnt alive back then, but i surely wouldnt let a nazi walk through.
User avatar #51 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno why i wrote that really. Fatigue and second hand heard things. Sorry man.
User avatar #53 - robdabob (07/11/2014) [-]
My point was; Swedes are now pussies, maybe we've always been?
#23 - Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks 07/11/2014 on ninjawizards's profile 0
#7 - AND LOOK I'M POINTING OUT SOMETHING ELSE IN THE PHOTO THAT WE …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Splashing +72
#14 - rakoom (07/10/2014) [-]
LOOK I'M USING A REACTION-IMAGE TO CONVEY MY EMOTIONS WHEN I FEEL LIKE NOT SAYING SHIT

Seriously, we're just the other side of the same damn coin.
#17 - buymemilk (07/10/2014) [-]
#19 - rakoom (07/10/2014) [-]
The irony
#20 - buymemilk (07/10/2014) [-]
I was aware of the irony as I posted I'm also really pissed off about how I didn't spot that poor crop job before I posted it.
#92 - Muh cdo 07/10/2014 on doing it wrong 0
#107 - Numenorean pls 07/09/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore: Season 2,... 0
#2 - I really loved this as a kid but watching it again all I can s… 07/06/2014 on Wild Wild West +247
#94 - Nigaa that first one is just a gay-ass Malphite 07/03/2014 on Realistic-Looking Pokémon... 0
#53 - The missile launcher is always the first weapon you should tar… 07/03/2014 on Now I want the game 0
#52 - Power down engines and medbay then ion their shilds follwed by… 07/03/2014 on Now I want the game 0
#9 - People keep on saying **** like "Hur that's so lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on The Dark Crust -2
User avatar #20 - biscuitsunited (07/01/2014) [-]
Hating tumblr has always been a thing.
My hate tumblr team just has a few new peeps
#8 - *hound dog 06/29/2014 on Hot dog 0
#6 - Picture 06/29/2014 on Don Meowconi 0
#7 - Frodo kills Professor Xavier 06/29/2014 on the longbottom truth 0
#58 - He was Mr Rodgers. He had a long running childrens tv show in … 06/29/2014 on Mr. Feel's Neighborhood +3
#39 - Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp 06/20/2014 on pokemon christian version 0
#38 - **ninjawizards rolls 31**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on pokemon christian version 0
User avatar #39 - ninjawizards (06/20/2014) [-]
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp
#46 - I mean why? Why do you not think he fits? :p 06/12/2014 on Here Comes a New Challenger! 0
#10 - Explain?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Here Comes a New Challenger! 0
User avatar #33 - chrisel (06/12/2014) [-]
A lot of people (including me) don't think Pacman is a character that fits in the new Super Smash Bros.
User avatar #46 - ninjawizards (06/12/2014) [-]
I mean why? Why do you not think he fits? :p
#61 - How did Montgomery fare against Rommel? I remember hearing tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on 10 Random Interesting Facts... +2
User avatar #136 - bodasion (06/12/2014) [-]
It was due to supply problems.

Field Marshall Rommel had been begging the Chancellor for additional tank divisions and general rearmament. Now, it helps to understand that FM (Field Marshall) Rommel was not a member of the National Socialist (Nazi) Party. He refused to join for several reasons, but regardless of the actual reasons, he refused to join and that made the Chancellor dislike and distrust him. Chancellor Hitler finally ceased trusting him altogether and thereupon began to refuse resupplying him properly. It was then and only then that FM Rommel began losing battles.

Unfortunately for the Chancellor, had he ignored his jealous advisers and actually paid attention to FM Rommel, FM Rommel would probably have won the Battle of El Alamein against Montgomery and thereby essentially ended all European opposition to the Nazis.
User avatar #83 - kristovsky (06/11/2014) [-]
In the end, Montgomery won because of his critical focus on preparation, also the SAS were a big part of victory in north africa.

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#24 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
keep posting that ******* bitch's paint pic, you are a hero
#22 - sasha ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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